This is a parody fic because I'm literally sick in the mind (like, depression sick, not perv sick) right now and I'm fed up with the 'new halfa' stories out here. So, here goes a one-shot that's gonna shove those ideas up all of your asses.
SUMMARY: Lisa is sick of all these 'Danny meets a new halfa' stories so Lisa has created a one-shot parody of them for my point to get shoved up your butts and rupture your spines.
DISCLAIMER: nope. Not even the idea. Who does own this idea?
RATED: T for slightly mature themes and language.
Not Another New Halfa Story!
Okay, here's the story. Danny gets in a fight. Another ghost helps him. She's a really pretty g i r l his age. He falls in love with the ghost her. Then a new student comes to school and falls in love with her too. Then they find out about each other. They end up turning against each other, and she's Danny's enemy. Yeah, that's basically it. End of story. Bye.
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Why the hell are you still scrolling? That's the end of the damn story!
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Damn, you're persistent. Just go read one of those other stories just like this. They're all carbon copies.
Oh, fine. But don't attack me; attack them, I'm just rupturing them for making up this overused idea anyway.
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One day in school, Danny felt a ghost. Well, not in that way, but you know, the breath…and if you don't know, you've got the wrong number.
So he began to fight the ghost. It was a tough battle; 15 minutes later he was just fighting to stand up. Imagine throwing a punch. But just when he was about to black out, another ghost came out of nowhere and began to beat the crap out of the ghost. Danny stared, eyes wide.
"WHO THE CRAP?" he yelled. The g i r l ate the ghost (ask her, not me) and waved.
"Hiiiii, Danny! I'm a crazy halfa lady who you will fall in love with in both of my forms but you don't know about me so we'll find out and I'll be your enemy later and kick your ass!" She grinned. Danny shrugged.
"Works for me."
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And here we shall end because the story lags substance and Lisa lost faith in it. What do you expect from a clinically depressed teen?
Oh, yeah, and the rest is too crazy. In detail: Sam gets jealous, begins to plot but is foiled by Tucker, who then proceeds in having an affair with her which never even happened because Danny and I decreed it so and screwed up the whole story to make it totally out-of-character. Then the g i r l, Ashley, begins to have an affair with Danny as a human and then they get a little ghost baby. So he finds out, and I press the rewind button to get rid of the baby. So he knows. And from there, it's all totally OOC. So OOC that Tucker goes Goth, Sam goes Tech Nerd, Danny goes Fonzie-bully complete with gelled-back hair, and Dash goes band geek. And they're all passionate about what they do.
Congratulations. You have just read through the crappiest piece of crap ever. Now, go out there and read the others. See how they stack up to this. And tell me: is it OOC? Does he fall in love with the new dudette? Then you already know: the story sucks.
P.S. Tomorrow is 'Burn The New Halfa Stories Day'. Congratulations. Now go out and roast them. And remember: Tomorrow is always one day away.
Fin
FLAME ME, BABAY! I don't care, just flame me! Even if you liked it or agree, flame me! I'm gonna give flame awards, just flame me with all you got! Insult my mom, insult me, bring it on!