Caroline: hey anothr fanfic! yay 4 me! i had like the most random idea so... yea i did this! o yes- & Caroline in the fic is Ed's little sister- an oc i cre8d in the Fullmetal Alchemist and the Shikon Jewel fic! yes I know Ed doesn't have a little sister in the series. im not dense u kno...

It all started in the back of Caroline Elric's head.

Actually, she would have never in her life written a 'fairytale-happy-ending-glitter-hearts-star-no-guy-will-ever-cheat-on-you' story. See, she has angst issues and would have written a 'sad-cry-sob-my-past-sucks-as-much-as-your-mom' story.

But that's not how it went, now is it? No. So much for happy endings.

It actually all started when her creative writing teacher asked their class to write a sort of fairytale.

That type of story was easy for every person in her class...

Except her.

She thought, and thought, and thought some more. Thought until her brain hurt. Thought until she thought she couldn't think any more.

And then, like an unexpected pregnancy, it came to her.

And this is what she wrote.

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Once upon a time there was a boy named Edward Elric, otherwise known as the Fullmetal Alchemist. The boy and his siblings were known throughout the land for being gifted alchemists.

So it seems we have our next Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson. How lovely. Anyhoo...

One day, the boy decided it was time to visit the Rockbells.

"Al, we have more important things to do than visit a wrench-throwing psycho and an old hag."

Ah. Now I never said which boy, now did I?

No. I believe not. Well now I shall tell you that don't know that it was Al's suggestion.

"Niisan! Don't be so cruel! Besides, we haven't visited them in a long time!"

"Well why don't you go see them then!" Ed yelled, shoving the basket back into Al's hands.

"Because I have to clean this cabin! If only you knew the mess you two made! Now if you want to stay and help me-"

"Fine, fine!" Ed yelled. "I'll go!"

Damn, he had spotted his weakness. For many know- Ed hates to clean. However many didn't know that innocent little Al was just plain lazy and made up a lie to get his brother out of the house. Lesson 1- Never trust people with brown eyes.

"Now be sure to take your coat along with you!" Al said, sounding like a mother taking her child to kindergarten. "And make sure this basket of goodies and sweets gets delivered to them!"

Goodies and sweets my ass.

"Oh hell no," Ed said, holding the basket as far away from him as he could. "I am not carrying a basket."

"Niisan!" Al scolded. "You said you would!"

"Not a basket!" Ed argued.

Lesson 2- A man's sense of pride can go a long way.

"Fine! You stay here and clean while I-"

"Why must you treat your brother like this! You traitor!" Ed yelled.

Al watched him turn around and start walking, hood over his head.

"Goodbye, niisan!" he yelled as cheerfully as ever. "Be careful! Go straight to the Rockbell's and don't waste time along the way!"

Ed heard the door to the cabin shut as he wandered into the woods.

"This is so gay..." he muttered, and then he disappeared into the deep forest.

To be continued...

Caroline: mwahaha! no end to my insanity! pleaz r &r ! longer chapters next time! i promise!