Saiyuki Gone Wrong… Fangirls are in charge.

Disclaimer: We do not own Saiyuki. Or any of the characters. Okay… Maybe the ones we create, yeah, we own them. But everything else probably ISN'T ours, so suing us will get you nothing because our ramen just poofed away.TT ((And that only leaves us with paper and some funny exploding pens.)) Anyway Just enjoy the OOCness. Oh and enjoy the story!

Lost Cursed Angel: So... How scared do you think they'll end up?

Random friend who is reading over my shoulder: Most likely a lot.

LCA: Goodie...

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Chapter one: And so it begins…. We're all doomed.

The story starts in a little town no one has heard of. In an inn no one would have guessed was there. This is where our four 'hero's' story begins. And it all starts with a blonde priest who finally says what he truly thinks of one of his friends.

Sanzo and Hakkai were left alone while the others went out to get Goku some food. So they were just standing there talking in the lobby when Sanzo just tells Hakkai, "Hakkai, you're high."

"I AM NOT!" Hakkai slightly yells at the priest.

Sanzo calmly replies to his traveling companion, "Yeah… Actually…. You are."

Hakkai becomes angered at this and tries, as best as he could, to calmly state, "I am not, so please, SHUT UP!" Sanzo is blown backwards from the yell.

"..." Oo;; from the floor all Sanzo can say is, "…Ouch, fucking OW!" ((A/N: May have broken a hip. o ))

"Are you all right Sanzo?" Asks Hakkai after his, little upset.

"…No, my hip broken dumbass." Was his irritable response to the question.

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LCA: Sorry... I have to cut this off now... I just got caught...

Random friend who is reading over my shoulder: Moron.