It had been two weeks since her breakup with Jason; this had been the longest time Sam had been without a man to mooch off of. She walked towards Kelly's hoping she wouldn't see anyone she knew there, yeah right! "Sam!" Damn someone had seen her "yes?" She turned around and saw Courtney standing there. "Ha now you know how it feels to get dumped by the hottest guy in town! And you've already been with Sonny and Jax so there's no other rich person for you to sleep with and mooch off of!" "What about Nik?" Sam asked "well, um, no he's with me! And I'm proud I'm a home wrecker! I don't care what other people think about me, I'm strong, beautiful, smart, and have been married 3 times! And ruined one marriage! I'm so proud of myself! I think I'm going to cheat on Nik with Lucky, I like comparing notes between brothers! hehehe" she giggled and ran off. "Um, ok?" Sam said as she walked into Kelly's. "Hey Mike! What's up?" Sam asked "Oh, um, I, I'm not suppose to talk to people who aren't somehow connected to Sonny and or his family, you have to order something or leave" he said "but Mike, can't I just talk about my breakup?" "No! Talking about themselves belongs to Emily" "oh my God" Sam put two fingers in her glass of water and streamed them down her cheeks under her eyes "I'm crying! See! Look, I can cry!" She ran off.

She "sobbed" as she ran down the alleyway. She put her back against the brick wall, this brick wall is the only one that will listen to me she thought to herself but I can't be with it because it has no money. Darn! She thought about why Jason had broken up with her, she never should've tried to take off Jason's shoe while they were making love, she knew he liked to have sex fully clothed! Just then someone walked down the street "Sonny?" Said the dark figure. "No it's Sam" "Well Sam have you seen Sonny? I have to take him into questioning to fill up 45 minutes of the show." "No, Jason broke up with me!" "That's nice, the only other person to mooch off of is me!" he laughed "like that'll ever happen!" he walked away. Hmmm Sam thought to herself, she knew just what to do, because you know, she knows everything!

That night Durant went into Jake's. "Hit me with a Samuel, I didn't catch Sonny today" "Never would've guessed" said Coleman. Sam walked in; she looked at Coleman, nah too poor. She sat next to Durant "what's up?" Sam asked "oh you" he said "listen if you're here to tell me to stay away from Sonny and or Jason I've already heard it every time I'm on screen" "no I'm actually here to have a couple of drinks with you, I have no connections to P.C. anymore and you keep saying the same things over and over again, both of us will probably be written off or become" she shuddered and looked around "Neds" they shuddered again, it was rare you ever saw Ned, only when all the Quatermaines were on, which was rare also. They both continued to drink the night away, Sam thought about moving to a different town, hmm maybe Llanview, the cop there is kind of cute, and the jolie/jovan triangle can become a, a, a square? Durant got up, "well I think it's time I head out of here, it's already one o'clock at night, I spent the whole night here". "Well then I guess I better be heading off too" Sam could never resist following men around, that's what she did with Jason, oh Jason how much she missed taking his money and saying she couldn't live without him, she sighed. "So, um" Durant started to slowly walk to the door, tripping over his own two feet "you wanna get outta here?" he said to her. Ah ha my plan had worked, Sam thought to herself, get Durant as drunk as a Jennifer Bransfo-I mean horse, hop into bed with him, and then take his money. "Let's go back to your place" she said "uh ok, I want to drive, shotgun!" Durant yelled out damn he was a stupid drunk, this will be easier then I thought.

Durant fumbled to get his keys and put them in the door, Sam grabbed his hand and placed it on her breast, it moved around slightly and made a watery sound, kind of like when you move around on a waterbed. "You, you have big, SHOES! And you know what big shoes mean!" Durant said drunkenly "big TOES!" he laughed hysterically. This wasn't as easy as she thought it was going to be.

To Be Continued

Next Time: Will Sam be able to get Durant in bed? And if she does what will this mean for the couple everyone's been waiting for?