Dis\claimer: Swat kats blah blah blah , you know the drill.
A/N : This idea just popped into my head after reading all the other versions of the carol on FF.
The 12 Days Of Christmas
(SWAT Kats Style)
On the first day of Christmas Dark Kat gave to us
A ticking time bomb
On the second day of Christmas the Metallakats gave to us
2 metal nut jobs & a ticking time bomb.
On the third day of Christmas Hard Drive gave to us
3 power cuts, 2 metal nut jobs & a ticking time bomb
On the fourth day of Christmas the Pastmaster gave to us
4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts, 2 metal nut jobs & a ticking time bomb
On the fifth day of Christmas Dr Viper gave us
5 mutant toad-stools, 4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts, 2 metal nut jobs & a ticking time bomb
On the sixth day of Christmas Commander Feral gave us
6 angry rants, 5 mutant toad-stools, 4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts, 2 metal nut jobs & a ticking time bomb.
On the seventh day of Christmas Professor Hackle gave us
7 improved Cybertrons, 6 angry rants, 5 mutant toad-stools, 4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts, 2 metal nut jobs & 1 ticking time bomb.
On the eight day of Christmas Mayor Manx gave us
8 empty promises, 7 improved Cybertrons, 6 angry rants, 5 mutant toad-stools, 4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts, 2 metal nut jobs & a ticking time bomb.
On the ninth day of Christmas Ann Gora gave us
9 exclusive interviews, 8 empty promises, 7 improved Cybertrons, 6 angry rants, 5 mutant toad-stools,4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts, 2 metal nut jobs & a ticking time bomb.
On the tenth day of Christmas Lt Felina Feral gave us
10 tickets to the Enforcer's Annual Ball, 9 exclusive interviews, 8 empty promises, 7 improved Cybertrons, 6 angry rants, 5 mutant toad-stools, 4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts 2 metal nut jobs and a ticking time bomb.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Dr Sinian gave us
11 fossils named after us, 10 tickets to the Enforcer's Annual Ball, 9 exclusive interviews, 8 empty promises, 7 improved Cybertrons, 6 angry rants, 5 mutant toad-stools, 4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts 2 metal nut jobs and a ticking time bomb.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Deputy Mayor Briggs gave us
12 thank you notes, 11 fossils named after us, 10 tickets to the Enforcer's Annual Ball, 9 exclusive interviews, 8 empty promises, 7 improved Cybertrons, 6 angry rants, 5 mutant toad-stools, 4 dinosaurs, 3 power cuts 2 metal nut jobs and a ticking time bomb.