From the first moment I knew it was gonna be a disaster. Absolute disaster. Armageddon.

When general Hammond said they needed volunteers for experiment and nobody volunteered I knew things were gonna get ugly.

General then said three letters I was afraid I would hear. Yes, those. SG1.

No, don´t get me wrong, I really like my teammates, they are close to me as a family.

But spending 3 days with them on a deserted planet...Let´s just say that I would be more comfortable with pulling a tooth.

Without anesthesia.

Yes, even a trip there and the first day were bad. Colonel tried to think up 1000 1 ways how to torture Hammond.

I caught Daniel taking some pills, I think they were sedatives.

And Teal´c, well Teal´c is Teal´c. He just raised an eyebrow. That was all he said. As usual.

DAY ONE

"For Thor´s sake, why it is always us? What have we done to deserve this?"

"Sir, its just 3 days. They want to find out how the team members would interact when there is no danger situation and they can communicate just amongst themselves. Nothing serious can happen."

"If they don't kill each other."

"Nice catch Daniel, you're right. Anyway, which idiot would want to find out that?!"

"Ehm. I think I mentioned something about the experiment..."

"Carter!"

"...but it was supposed to be on the base, 24 hours in one room."

"Now I know why they didn't gave us guns."

"Come on Jack, calm down. Look, it's nice here, just the four of us, great scenery all around us..."

"My dream holidays..."

"...and they let us bring personal belongings, so everyone can hide in their tent and we don't have to see each other for the whole 3 days."

"Good idea. The planet is really big. Bigger than a room on the base. I'm going for a walk."

"Great. We are here just two hours and colonel is already pissed at me."

"Come on Sam, he'll get over it."

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"Sam?"

"Yes?"

"I don't mind being here."

"I bet that's not what you're gonna be saying in few hours. You know how is Colonel when he's bored."

"He'll find another object of interest."

"Maybe that object of interest will be you."

"You know, maybe it is better that he's pissed at you."

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"Teal´c where did Daniel go?"

"O´Neill put signs on trees to show a way to the bathrooms. I think DanielJackson went there."

"Oh. Teal´c you know that after these 3 days we would have to write a report about the experiment?"

"Indeed."

"So, you don't mind being here?"

"I cannot see anything bad about it."

"Yet."

"You said something, MajorCarter?"

"Ehm, no. Nothing. Colonel!"

"Yes, Carter?"

"Are you still pissed?"

"Pissed?"

"Yes, are you?"

"Pissed about what?"

"That we are here."

"Here?"

"Yes sir! Here! On the planet! That we will be here whole 3 days! Sir."

"I don't think I'm the one pissed, Carter. Look at you."

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"Oh, come on Carter. I'm not pissed. Happy? Maybe we should eat something. Everybody will pick a can and then guess what food it is."

"Jaaack!!"

"Hey, I recognize that voice. Oh, hello Daniel. What happened to you?"

"DanielJackson your feet are muddy."

"Jack! You did that intentionally."

"No, I did not."

"Yes, you did."

"No, I didn't."

"Yes, you did."

"Did not."

"Did."

"No."

"Yes."

"Again, what did I do?"

"Signs, which were supposed to point to toilet didn't point there. You changed them to point to the swamp!"

"Oh. This. Yeah, I did that."

"Why do you have to act like a child?"

"Who?"

"You!"

"Me?"

"Yes!"

"When?"

"Jack! Stop. I'm not talking to you anymore."

"Come on Daniel. What's with him."

"Sir, I think he didn't liked the excursion to the toilet."

"Oh. Than I'll change it."

"I'm going to do it, O´Neill."

"Thanks T. You don't have to, I would enjoyed it."

"I think Teal´c knows that, sir."

"So Carter, what will we do?"

"Do?"

"Yes, do. Make. Work. Create. Occupy hands and brain. Do something."

"Well sir, didn't you said in the morning that everyone would mind their own business?"

"I was pissed."

"Oh."

"And I'm not anymore."

"Oh."

"Forget it, Carter. Enjoy yourself."

"Yes sir."

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"Hey, Teal´c. Buddy. Lets play baseball."

"Baseball?"

"Remember? Saw it on TV, you use a bat to hit a ball."

"Indeed."

"Okay. Now you throw ball at me. Ow!"

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"Perfect Teal´c. Now if you're entertained enough... You throw ball at me - toward me, and I will hit it with a bat."

"Like this, O´Neill?"

"Fine, you're doing great. Do you wanna try hitting the ball?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Prepare yourself. I'm throwing ball."

DING. CRASH.

"Aaargh!"

"Teal´c, I think you hit something."

"Or someone."

"Jack! You did that intentionally!"

"No, I did not."

"Yes, you did."

"I didn't."

"Did too."

"Didn't we already had this conversation?."

"Jack, that ball broke a rare vase."

"Daniel, Teal´c hit that ball here. Why aren't you yelling at him?"

"Because I bet it's your fault he strike it here."

"Daniel?"

"What?"

"Why did you took a rare vase here?"

"The hieroglyphs on the vase are difficult to translate and I hoped that I would have a lot of time here to translate them."

"What's the problem?"

"Jack! The vase is broken!"

"Oh, I don't know Daniel. Shouldn't you be more careful around rare things?"

"jackass"

"I heard that Daniel. Teal´c, what do you say, few more balls?"

"I don't think so, O´Neill."

"I saw that, Daniel!"

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