Chapter One: Ursula

Sora entered the cavern, not knowing what to expect. Suddenly, purple smoke filled the water around him, and Ursula rose to a gigantic size. It was time for the Boss Fight. Sora took out his keyblade, prepared for the worst, when he suddenly got an idea. Mentally, he looked over his list of people he could summon, made a selection, and worked his magic. A light flashed, followed by an annoyed "whatever", and Sora's help arrived. Hiro Sohma.

"Hiro! Rant Power!" Sora yelled, signalling a desired attack.

Hiro rolled his eyes "Like you're the boss of me."

Now it was Sora's turn to roll his eyes. He always had this same trouble with summoning Hiro. But the end result was worth it. "No, Hiro, at her!" he pointed at Ursula, who raised the Trident high above her head, about to strike.

Hiro followed Sora's gaze and sighed. "Fine." Hiro went right up to Ursula, swam up to her face, and looked her straight in the eye.

Ursula paused for a moment, stunned at the newcomer. She had only been fighting Sora and Ariel a moment ago, who was this?

That's when Hiro unleashed his attack.

"Her voice?! What kind of currency is that?! Does that mean I could pay you with some hair? How about a toenail? I mean, come on woman, have some imagination!"

Ursula was enraged, the Trident began to glow vibrantly, but Hiro continued as if he didn't see it.

"Honestly, you are so stupid! You could be making some real money here and you choose to have people pay you with bodily functions and limbs? Do you have any idea how idiotic that is when you have such a great business opportunity here? I don't think you do because if you did, then you'd be charging some pretty big money for magic and then just think! You could get yourself a mansion! A Castle! And what do you have now? A CAVE!!!!! Not even! A SKELETON! Talk about stupidity!!! You're such a hopeless stupid person!!!" it went on and on.

Usula could barely take it. There was no end!

"And is your business even legal? Did you even think about the red tape? The possible law suits from turning the people you help into PLANTS???? I mean, your whole operation just gets more stupid the more time I waste thinking about it. I mean, honestly woman, the whole plant thing..."

Make it stop!!!! Ursula thought to herself, placing her hands over her ears in the hope of blocking the unstoppable, dreaded, insulting rant. But she had no success.

"The whole stupid plant thing lacks imagination!!! You have immense magical power!! One would think that you could at least trun them into something a little more unique! Anyone with half a brain cell could come up with a better punishment than turning people into plants!!! For pete's sake woman, get yourself some imagination!!! Get yourself a brain! You're so stupid!! You..."

Make it stop! Make it stop!!!! Ursula couldn't take it anymore. Just when she thought she would go insane, she began to feel somewhat bloated. Before she knew it, she was growing. And not taller.

"You seriously need to think more about things before you do them. You can't just waltz right in, start up a business with a pathetic payment system, an unimaginative punishment policy, all of which is illegal and assume everything will be hunky dorey. And if that is what you think you can do then you're wrong!! I mean, just look at how things are turning out for you! Now if you had..."

BOOM!!!!!

Ursula had exploded, leaving pieces of her floating everywhere. The Boss Fight was over and Sora was victorious.

"Calimari anyone?" Sora smirked.