Abrams' Island: The LOST Theme Song, a lost fanfic

Abrams' Island (The LOST Theme Song)

(sung to the tune of gilligan's island)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from an Oz airport,
aboard this flying ship.
Locke is a mighty huntin' man,
his intentions we're not sure.
The passengers flew off that day,
for a 13 hour tour, a 13 hour tour...
The flight it started getting rough,
poor Charlie he was tossed.
But thanks to J.J.'s cast & crew,
each Wednesday we'll watch LOST, each Wednesday we'll watch LOST.
The plane crashed down on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Criminals, a Doctor too,
the Korean Man, and his Wife,
the Iraqi Guard, the Rock Star and "Creepy Ol' Man",
here on Abrams' Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
let's hope for a long, long time.
They'll have to flee from noisy things,
and strangers they will find.
The Lifeguard and his sister too,
will grope each other's chests,
& make the others uncomfortable,
in this tropic island mess.
No sex, no drugs, no loud guitars,
no snacks for big Hurley.
Like Inspector Clouseau,
detectives they will be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From sexy stranded Castaways,
Here on Abrams' Isle.