The Final Fantasy X Aeon Story!

I do not own Final Fantasy X or anything related and never will because i don't have the money to buy Squaresoft :(

It was a beautiful day in Spira. Minus all the chaos and destruction the residence had caused when the aeons decided to come back and take over Spira after the defeat of Sin.

In Bevelle the aeons were having a meeting. They were trying to decide who would be president.

"Well," Ifrit began, "I think I should be president!"

Shiva looked at him. "Why?"

"Why not?" replied Ifrit.

There was a small silence.

"I think Bahamut should be president." Ixion spoke up.

Shiva looked at him. "Why?" She asked again.

"Why not?" replied Ifrit.

Shiva glared at him. "I think I should be president."

"Why?" asked Valefor, stealing her line.

"Why not?" replied Ifrit, yet again.

There was a small silence when everyone turned to look at him.

"Sorry" Ifrit said defeated.

Bahamut came back with coffee and doughnuts. "What did I miss?"

"We're electing a president" replied Shiva.

"Why?" asked Bahamut.

Everyone except Bahamut turned to look at Ifrit.

"What?" Ifrit asked. "OK I didn't say anything."

"Whatever." said Valefor rolling her eyes. "I think I should be president."

"Why?" asked Ixion.

"Do we always need a reason for everything" asked Ifrit.

"Yes, now shut up." said Shiva.

"Because," began Valefor "I was the first aeon and I saved Yuna. There would be no calm without me!" continued Valefor, proud.

"Some calm." remarked Bahamut. "Aeons taking over, chaos everywhere, Ifrit.."

"What's that supposed to mean!" yelled Ifrit, offended.

"Shut up Ifrit" said Shiva, angry. " Valefor should not be president. I never even knew she was a girl until yesterday when I met the faith."

Valefor glared. "And why should YOU be president?"

"Because I'm pretty and I'v been in almost all the FF game." replied Shiva. " You and Ixion are newbies."

"Guess I'm out.." said Ixion to himself.

"I'v been in most FF games tooooooooo..." remarked Ifrit.

At this point no-one was even making an effort to listen to Ifrit.

"I'v been in most FF games." said Bahamut. "I'm the dragon king!"

"Who killed a fat queen.." said Valefor angry.

Bahamut glared.

"You don't even look the same in FFX!" remarked Shiva trying to dispose of the competition.

"Neither do you!" Bahamut countered. "You looked better in FF8!"

"Yea, I was pretty than wasn't I?" She said smiling.

"And nicer..." said Ifrit under his breath.

"Well this obviously isn't gonna work out." said Ixion.

"So who's gonna be president then?" asked Bahamut.

Just then Yojimbo walked in.

"Has anyone seen my dog like thing-y?" he asked.

They all turned to look at him with considering faces.

"What?" he asked worried.

"How much Gil do we have?" Shiva asked Bahamut.

"Enough..." answered Bahamut.

They all smiled.