Doctor Who and related characters are not mine. Profuse apologies to G&S, but it was stronger than me.

Song of the last Daleks
Joseph Chiasson

We are the very model of mechanical rigidity
The stories tell about our cold and terminal perfidity
We dedicate ourselves to clear, unquestioning conformity
And when we march we line up in impressive uniformity

With peoples of all origins we seek to bring docility
We bring to them the word and see that they receive tranquility
We know the rabid manner by which they seem to proliferate
So all we do all day is look for creatures to exterminate

So all we do all day is look for creatures to exterminate
So all we do all day is look for creatures to exterminate
So all we do all day is look for creatures to exterminate

We roam around in numbers greater than you can incorporate
Into those measly IBM's; our goals you try to calculate
We hold true to our calling with an absolute tenacity.
We are the very model of mechanical rigidity

We hold true to our calling with an absolute tenacity.
We are the very model of mechanical rigidity

We travel through the universe to find a quaint vacation spot
But really, to be honest, we just go about and kill a lot
So many folks have died in our efficient homicidal spree
And we're so good at what we do it really is a sight to see

The very name of Dalek brings great fear throughout the universe
Because as everybody knows in matters dread we are perverse
When we attack a planet there won't be a creature left behind
No tree or leaf, or even a bacterium that you can find.

No tree or leaf, or even a bacterium that you can find.
No tree or leaf, or even a bacterium that you can find.
No tree or leaf, or even a bacterium that you can find.

We are the very apex of creation's creativity
We travel out between the stars with cosmic relativity
We hold true to our calling with an absolute tenacity.
We are the very model of mechanical rigidity

We hold true to our calling with an absolute tenacity.
We are the very model of mechanical rigidity

Now truth be told, we've left a goodly number of our brethren dead
Killed by a meddling Time Lord who can fill us all with fear and dread
It seems no matter where we go he seems to show his face a lot
From Deep Space Nine and Enterprise to ancient Britain's Camelot.

The Time War was where we could fight and easily we won the day
As we destroyed the Time Lords on that planet they call Gallifrey
Until the Doctor pulled the fuse and blew the place up into dust.
Now since the planet's gone in flames there's only just the four of us.

Now since the planet's gone in flames there's only just the four of us.
Now since the planet's gone in flames there's only just the four of us.
Now since the planet's gone in flames there's only just the four of us.

Escaping through a rift in time we landed on this place called Earth.
The Daleks will prevail and we will take this place for all it's worth.
For though we have been beaten with unquestionable certainty
We are the very model of mechanical rigidity

For though we have been beaten with unquestionable certainty
We are the very model of mechanical rigidity