Xero's like a boss

by AngelicKuro

When a strange man in a suit asks about Xero's position on the team, Xero sings a song about his daily life, Xero's the boss!

Bold means Xero singing

(Bold parenthesis is Kuro singing background)

Song: Like a boss

Artist: Lonely Island (I think that's the name.)

Writer AngelicKuro presents

An Asteriku production

Xero Asterik: Like a boss

Xero was sitting in front of a desk and in the seat, behind the desk, was a man in a suit.

"Mister Xero," The man said in a british accent, "I understand you are in charge of a squad of nobodies?"

"Yuppers," Xero replied, "I'm the boss"

"And what does you do on the average day of a 'boss'?"

"Well…" Xero says as he looks at the camera.

Talk to Kuro! (like a boss)

Complete Missions! (Like a boss)

Lead a scout troupe! (like a boss)

Be emo on my birthday! (like a boss)

Complete missions! (like a boss)

Share Larxene's bedroom (like a boss)

Team manage! (like a boss)

Help write the spripty! (like a boss)

Hit on Larxene! (like a boss)

Sleep with her (like a boss)

Swallow CENSORED (like a boss)

Kick some asses (like a boss)

Call a rapist! (like a boss)

Yell loudly! (like a boss)

Ask to spend the night! (like a boss)

Hang up after! (like a boss)

Eat a bagel! (like a boss)

File a lawsuit (like a boss)

On my daddy! (like a boss)

Sip some beer! (like a boss)

Kick Kuro's head! (like a boss)

Buy a sword! (like a boss)

Put it two my chest! (like a boss)

"A crap man, im not gonna do suicide, god!" Xero said randomly.

Sing again! (like a boss)

Break the ratings! (like a boss)

Slam a door! (randomly!)

Suck a dude's toe! (what the hell?!)

Smell some smoke! (when where why?)

Crash the ship! (That was mine!)

Blow up cookies! (NO! NO! NO!)

Eat some chocolate chips! (in some cookies!)

Cut my arm off! (OH MY GOD!)

It regenerates! (How in the?!)

Meet a giant dog! (wheres it from?)

Chop his brains out! (Why would you?)

Turn into a jet! (Trans for mers!)

Bomb Kumori! (Yay for us!)

Crash into our ship! (NO MY SHIP!)

Kuro's next! (wait I am?)

"Ok, so… you died?" The man said.

"Yes sir…" Xero answered.

"And you!" the man said as he looked at Kuro, "When did you get here?"

"I'm the boss." Xero said.

"I know." The man said looking at Xero.

"He's the boss." Kuro said.

"I'm the boss." Xero said.

"I know." The man said, as he walked out the door. "He is SO fired." The man said, then he burst into blue flames.

Kill the man! (Like a boss)

Well, that's it! Wahoo! How was it?

(Like a boss)