Switched
By Renae Aurora

This is my first fan fic. So be gentle!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

Kagome sighed.

"GIVE ME THE REMOTE!" Inuyasha screamed.

"NO!" Souta yelled back.

"INUYASHA!" Kagome shrieked running into the room. SIT!

A large thud was heard followed by curses as Inuyasha lifted himself off the floor. Inuyasha glared at Kagome evilly.

I'm trying to write a report and all I can hear are you two fighting over the T.V.!!! For crying out........

Kagome was cut short however, as Inuyasha ran over to Souta, grabbed the remote, pushed rather shoved past Kagome and ran down the hall shouting "BAKA!" over his shoulder at them. (Baka means stupid, moron, idiot, fool, etc. in Japanese)

"Get back here!" Kagome screamed but she was once again pushed rather shoved past by another person!

"Give it back" Souta yelled rushing down the hall after Inuyasha.

Kagome let out an exasperated loud scream rather grunt as she ran in the opposite direction. fools she thought Kagome knew that her house made a swing around right back to the living room where she would get him! Kagome seethed with hatred. Walking slowly, head slightly down she waited.

Inuyasha pushed a chair over while dashing through the kitchen. Inuyasha sped up when he saw Souta coming at him fast anger and laughter in his eyes Inuyasha stuck his tongue out at him. Inuyasha looked in front of him and his heart skipped a beat his body froze Inuyasha's mouth dropped open in udder horror his eyes bulging.

From behind Souta ran in to Inu's back

Humph!

Souta looked up to see Inuyasha's frozen back he puzzled.

"What? ...What are you doing Inu-ya"......Souta who had walked in front of Inuyasha followed Inuyasha's horrified gaze to the slightly slumped over figure in the shadows. Souta yelped and pressed his back against Inuyasha's stomach arms and legs spread out.

With terror in they're faces unable to move they both just stood there frozen stiff!

A quick intake of breather was heard from the two boys as the devil himself or rather herself began to come closer her murderous eyes hidden by her hair. Kagome suddenly stopped two feet from them.

"Inuyasha" she whispered.

(Inuyasha) GULP

Gently reaching out Kagome pulled Souta out of the way behind her on to the floor her other hand took the remote out of Inuyasha stunned hand and throwing it also behind her without looking up said calmly.

"Childish, Ignorant, Selfish, Immature!!"

Inuyasha suddenly felt anger. His mouth closed and his eyes slanted glaring "OH YOU WANT SOME?!!??" He howled clenching his fists.

Souta gasped in terror on the floor.

"Don't!" he said but it was too late.

Kagome suddenly looked up smiling her twisted face and devil eyes revealed.

Inuyasha shrank.

It wasn't a pretty smile. More like a smile a murderer gets before shoving an already blooded knife into they're victim's back for the 12th time.

"OSUWARI!!!" (Osuwari means sit in Japanese)

Kagome's shouting command echoed threw the house and ricocheted off the walls. (It was a good thing that her grandfather and mother were out shopping because if they weren't, it would not have been pretty).

Inuyasha moaned. 5 seconds later he slowly shakily lifted his upper body off the floor "Why you!" He grimaced now on all fours Inuyasha glared up at Kagome "You're dead" he grunted whispered in an evil gruffy voice that bled hatred.

Kagome backed up looking worried.

With in seconds Inuyasha was up off the floor lunging at Kagome she dodged. Barely! She ran screaming as she fled up the stairs. Inuyasha wasn't a step behind he grabbed her shirt and jerked her back. Kagome screamed her scream was followed by a "SIT!" This was followed by a thud, and her shirt being ripped almost completely off of her body making her entire back visible and 3 inches of her belly.

Kagome screamed in horror and ran in to her room shutting and locking the door behind her.

Inuyasha looked up while running toward the door at full speed in a rage he saw Kagome's door shut and lock.

Inuyasha Pounded on the door.

"KAGOME! He Bellowed! "OPEN UP THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!"

"NO!" came the muffled reply behind the door "GO AWAY!" (Wrong answer)

With a very ugly face and voice very similar to that of the Beast as he banged on Belles door when wanting her to come to dinner, (from Beauty and the Beast)

HE ROaRD! "NOW! I"LL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN I SWEAR IT!" POUND POUND

"NO!" fearing that Inuyasha would really break the door down she added quickly "ONLY I'F you promise not to try and rip my clothes off of MY BODY AGAIN!"

Kagome had been right Inuyasha had his hand raised ready to use his famous attack with his claws on Kagome's door. He stopped in mid air.

"UH?" Inuyasha's eyes widened as he looked at his right fist which was raised sure enough there in his hand stuck on his claws was at least half of Kagome's shirt. He steadied himself letting his hand drop to his side his body relaxing (slightly).

"AH?" He began looking at her door sigh "I promise" he said slowly clenching his fists.

Inuyasha heard Kagome's movements inside the room his ear twitched. The door clicked unlocking. Kagome opened it a crack backed away and sat on her bed. Inuyasha stormed in to the room slamming the door behind him with new found anger at seeing her so calm just sitting there on her bed all smug. He shook his fist at her glaring.

"You do that one more time" he growled "AND I'LL!" he stopped short looking at his clenched fist its STILL! had Kagome's shirt in it he looked up to hear snickering coming from Kagome.

Giggle Giggle Kagome had one leg up pulled into her self and one hand which was half way pulled in to a fist covering her mouth laughing. No! SNIKERING!

"STOP SNIKERING IT ISNT FUNNY!"

"OH isn't it?" she teased shaking her head.

"STOP!"

Kagome stopped for moment or at least that's what Inuyasha thought. It was just her long intake of breathe as she in haled more air and burst in to laughter as she fell over backward on her bed holding her stomach and laughing hysterically. Inuyasha stared in unbelieved anger. How dare she think such thinks as this serious situation were funny! His anger grew and took hold of him once again as he yelled!

"SHUT UP!!!"

Inuyasha jumped on her body and clasped both hands on her smiling face. Inuyasha felt her laughter push against his hands he gritted his teeth and glared in furry. Kagome began to laugh even harder. What was she looking at? She took in all the air she could and laughed threw her nose shaking. Tears began to gather as Kagome looked at Inuyasha's hand.

Inuyasha followed her eyes to his hand. His eyes landed on Kagome's shirt STILL! in his hand which was now closed around her mouth he flung it from him as If it were a disease. Inuyasha looked down at Kagome with growing hatred. Tears were now rolling down the sides of her face, eyes squinted and upon seeing his glare she shut them and huge glopeing tears began to come out as she laughed through her nose even harder!

Inuyasha fought the urge to strangle her but couldn't resist.

Kagome couldn't breathe. Not enough air she thought she lifted her hands and tried to pull his hands off of her mouth.

Struggling? Inuyasha fixed his position on top of Kagome his knees digging in to the bed Kagome in between the inside of his thighs. Inuyasha's hatred began to melt in to surprise.

On top of her! In Be-Tween!

Kagome stopped laughing. She saw his expression change she cocked an eye brow. Kagome's confused look vanished in to realization and comprehension as it dawned on her. Kagome saw, felt the change in him. Inuyasha's eyes softened and his legs tensed up. Since Kagome was under them she felt it. Her eyes began to open wide then slowly slanted with a soft loving longing in them. Inuyasha's hands were slowly removed from Kagome's mouth. Kagome fought an urge that had crept in to her soul. She stared at him he stared at her.

"Kagome"........Inuyasha whispered.

Kagome found herself blushing furiously.

Inuyasha on the other hand saw the look in her eyes when he had tensed his body up and was taking that look to a personal level he leaned down his chest touching hers gently. Inuyasha let his head drop down in to Kagome's neck his eye's closed.

Kagome immediately tensed her body up "Inuyasha!" she shouted terrified.

Inuyasha and Kagome pulled away from each other wide eyed.

Kagome got up shakily not looking at Inuyasha. She crossed to her dresser pulled out a new shirt stepped into her closet and slipped the ripped one off and the new one on. When Kagome came out Inuyasha was at her window looking out.

"I'll see you tomorrow at dawn. He turned to leave.

Kagome couldn't let him leave like that, "INUYASHA!" She yelled. As he turned she quickly closed the gap between them, one hand quickly grabbing him by the small of the back the other raping around his neck quickly pulling him tight to her. Inuyasha was confused but he hugged her back affectionately.

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told you to "si.........be seat...........park yourself on the floor so much."

She was apologizing? He had been the one who had shredded her shirt and threatened to break her door down......for good reasons!

"Ok." he said "me too."

Kagome let him go. Looking up at him her hands behind her back smiling, she beamed "see you tomorrow at dawn then."

Please tell me what you think. If you like it stuff like that. I promise it will be extremely funny in ch. Two. That's when the big SWITCH happens and well you'll have to see...... Review! Review! Please!!!