Don't own it!

If I Only Had A Jeep…

            Duo stopped pacing the living room and looked at the other guys. "If I had a jeep I'd get an orange one!" he said. The boys stopped what they were doing and they all looked at Duo for a second and then they went back to their reading and writing and stuff. "No I'm serious! If I had a jeep I'd get an orange one. But I'm not sure if I would get a black top or some other color top." Duo said expressing his opinions out loud. "Also if I had a jeep then I wouldn't have to walk every where or ask Quatre to take me in one of his cars, speaking of which. Do you have a jeep Quatre?" Duo asked.

"No." Quatre said looking up from the paper he was writing on. (He was writing to the people who like to save the dolphins. He wanted to save the dolphins also.)

"Oh. Okay! Well anyway I also wouldn't have to ask Relena's driver Pagan to take me places. And boy you don't want Pagan taking you anywhere!" Duo said.

"Why not?" Wufei asked.

"Lets just say he likes to sing and he's not very good at it." Duo said half whispering. "Back to why I need a jeep." Duo said. Heero rolled his eyes and went back to his laptop. (He was writing a book called "The Joys of War") "If I had a jeep then I would get a lot more dates!" Duo said.

"Who said?" Wufei asked. Duo grabbed the newspaper out of Wufei's hand and thumbed through it looking for the article he read about girls and jeeps.

"See right here it says girls like jeeps!" Duo said shoving the paper back into Wufei's face. Wufei took the paper and read the article. Half way through ha started laughing.

"This is an article about girls and the new Barbie jeep that's coming out. You baka!" Wufei said.

"I'm not an idiot, I just like jeeps. Is there something wrong with that?" Duo asked.

"YES!!!" everyone except Trowa yelled.

"Sorry! Sheesh!!! Don't be so sensitive!" Duo said mostly to himself. A minute later Duo jumped up from the couch. "I just thought of another thing." Duo said. "If I had a jee…"

"WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A JEEP SO SHUT UP!!!" the guys yelled. (Yes this time Trowa joined them.)

"I was only going to say that I would share it with you." Duo said quietly as he walked back to his room.