It was dark and stormy night.
Moony had invited his three close friends to his house, for a sleepover which was for sure to end up in pure chaos. Like always, he thought sighing as his friends arrived at his house.
"Moony, are those your friends?" shouted his mom as the doorbell rang. He heard his friends laughing downstairs.
"Oi Moony McMoonkains, where are thee at?" asked Prongs as Padfoot tripped on the stairs leading up.
"Where art thou, Moony?" asked Padfoot as they walked into Moony's room,
seeing a Moony sitting on his bed sighing.
"When will you guys seriously grow up, I mean really," said Moony as Padfoot,
Wormtail, and Prongs sat around his bed.
"So... what are we going too do tonight?" asked Padfoot, a big grin growing on his face (much to the annoyance of Moony).
"Yeah, are you guys ready to have some fun?" asked Prongs, a grin also on his face.
"Ugh," said Moony as his friends turned on his CD player, blasting the Beatles.
"AAAHHHHHH! IT BURNS!" Padfoot cried as he covered his ears and fell to the ground, twitching.
Prongs poked him with a randomly found stick. "Um, P:ads? Are you okay"
Padfoot lifted his wand and pointed it at the CD player, muttering, "Reducto," and the music instantly stopped as the player was blasted to bits. "Hah, I win," Padfoot grinned.
Moony, in a fury for having had his CD player destroyed, was very close to throtteling Sirius, as Prongs looked on, amused. Wormtail had dissapeared under Moony's bed as the CD player had exploded.
Just as Moony went in for the final lunge, the doorbell rang. "Remus, could you get that," Mrs. Moony yelled from across the hallway. "Sure, mum," Moony yelled back as he got up. The other three Marauders stood up, curious, and followed their friend who had a fuzzy problem... down the steps, across the living room, to the front door.
Moony opened the door to a man in a black and silver sparkely robe. The person in the robe's face was in the dark. "I'm here to sell you toilet paper..." and the man slowly lifted a toilet paper roll on a stick...
"Er..." said all four Marauders at the same time. They all blinked. Hard. (Is it possible to blink hard? Now it is.)
The toilet paper salesman slowly lifted the toilet paper off of the stick, revealing a wand. He threw back his hood...
"I am here to wash your toilets!" he said cheerfully.
"Er," they said again, slowly moving aside to let him in.
The man went into the bathroom, somehow knowing where it was. He waved his wand, automatically cleaning the loo. The boys continued to watch, not quite sure what was going on. He turned around.
"Bwahaha!" he cackled. "Now you have clean toilets!" And he turned as if to leave, but spun around to reface them. "Oh, yeah, I'm Voldemort by the way, I do plan on killing you in about . . . " he looked down at a watch, " thirty-eight seconds."
Lily randomly flew in and landed outside of Moony's house. "37 seconds," said Voldemort evily as he he watched the boys run upstairs yelling for Mrs. Moony to hide.
"I'M HERE!" Shouted Lily as she marched boldly into the house, her wand raised.
"EVANS!"
"VOLDEMORT'S IN THE HOUSE!"
"LILY?"
"Boys... ugh." She sighed as she walked slowly up the stairs, her wand at the ready.
"19 seconds. The toliet salesman is coming for you... Muhahahahaha!" said Voldemort as he walked upstairs.
Six seconds passsed uneventfully, then another three, and five more.
"Five," came the voice of evil personified.
"Okay, I have a plan," muttered Prongs. He whispered hastily to the others.
"Two," Voldemort warned, just as a group of people walked past him.
"Sorry," the tallest of them, a boy, said. "Janitors on our way out."
"Oh, well," Voldemort paused, scratching the back of his head, "don't let me be in the way then," and he stepped aside.
"Thank you good sir," the second tallest said, also a male. And he walked past,
treading heavily on his foot.
"Not... a... problem..." Voldemort gritted his teeth, wincing.
And the door clicked shut as the first boy to have spoken shouted, "You arse! I can't believe you fell for that!"
Voldemort blinked. And turned to the door, swearing. "Stupid... kids..." He tried to open the door, but alas, found it locked. "Stupid... muggle... doors..." Frustrated,
Voldemort appariated away. Meanwhile, our young heros (and heroine) were outside.
Remember, at the beginning of the story, we said it was a dark and stormy night?
Well, Prongs and co. forgot that.
"So I come over to your house to save your sorry arses and what do I get?" Lily ranted angrily as she flipped wet hair out of her face.
"You get a wet dog!" Padfoot changed into... Padfoot, and jumped up onto Lily's shoulders.
Moony shook his head as he dripped unhappily in the front lawn. "Ah, geez. It's wet outside."
Wormtail just stood there in his janitor's hat. Prongs, being the only slightly intelligent one, cast a Drying Charm on himself and stood out in the front lawn, perfectly dry.
Padfoot shook himself as he sat down on the lawn, changed back into Padfoot (human form), and smiled. "That was fun."
Lily snorted.
"Yeah, that was just so bloody brillant," said Moony sarcastly as Padfoot grinned at him. Prongs glared at Padfoot and Wormtail started to run around Moony's front lawn.
"WHEEEEEE! WHEEEE! WHEEE!" shouted Wormtail as he ran around the lawn like an airplane.
"THE TOLEIT SALESMAN WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!" shouted Voldemort as he popped out of nowhere.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all shouted as they ran in opposite directions screaming there bloody heads off.
"THE TOLIET SALESMAN OF DOOM IS COMING AFTER YOU!
MUHWHAHAHAH!" shotued Voldemort as he sent random hexes and curses at the company.
"LILY!" shouted Prongs as he saw Lily fall onto the ground.
Padfoot laughed. "Haha! She fell!"
Then Padfoot got hit. "PADFOOT!" shouted Prongs.
"HA HA HA!" laughed Moony as he fell onto the ground laughing. Voldemort continued to send out curses.
"WHEHE WOOSH WHEE WOOSH!" Shouted Wormtail as he skipped around the lawn.
Voldemort then decided to kill Prongs for no apparant reason. Pointing his wand at Prongs, he shouted, "AVADA KED-"
The computer turns off suddenly.
PADFOOT and LILY get up from the ground and look around. VOLDEMORT is frozen in time, a green haze around his wand. MOONY is still laughing. WORMTAIL is in a tree cackeling. PRONGS is running toward LILY, worried. LILY sidesteps him easily; instead, PRONGS runs into PADFOOT.
Padfoot: hugs Prongs Ah, mate, glad you were worried 'bout me.
Prongs: backs away slowly runs in opposite direction towards Wormtail's tree AHH!
Moony: laughing his arse off
Lily: snickering
Wormtail: humming absentmindedly
Padfoot: turns to Moony Shut up or I'll hex you. brandishes wand starts shouting random curses
Moony: panicks and darts to Wormtail's tree
Lily: realizing she is left on ground and computer is booting up again See ya, Padfoot! bounds up a tree
Padfoot: Huh?
computer boots up again
"-AVRA!" Voldemort finished. A jet of green light shot out of his wand, heading straight toward Padfoot...
Then Moony woke up.
THE END
A/N: This was written by me, Hobbits01, and fallenstar127 at 10 at night on a sugar high. Hope you enjoyed. Maybe if you're nice we'll post another. But only if you're nice.