Lissy: Hi ho everybody! Today, as a result of my idiotic-ness and too
much sugar, I have decided to put the cast of Slayers into the Di Gi Charat
story! …Well, sort of, anyway…
Everyone: *deadpan* Oh, joy.
Lissy: *ignoring them* Let me introduce the cast of characters. As Dejiko, we have Lina Inverse!
Lina: WTH? No frickin' way!
Lissy: And why not?
Lina: Because…goddamn it! You're not saying I'm like her, are you??
Gourry: Uh…I think she's got a point there, y'know.
Zel: *nods* Those laser beams can hurt.
Lissy: *smirks* See? Everyone agrees with me—
Lina: -_-; Erk… FIREBALL! *torches everyone*
Sylphiel: *cough* You're right.
Lina: *vein throbbing* Rrrgh…
Filia: *notices warning symbols of an incoming Dragon Slave* Uh…moving on, moving on!
Lissy: *o.o* Right. As Gema, we have Amelia!
Amelia: What?! Why me?
Lissy: Because Dejiko finds Gema really annoying and beats him up a lot.
Zelgadis: *snickers* Well, that works.
Lissy: -_-; What are you snickering at her for? You have to be the manager of the Gamers store!
Zelgadis: 0.0 WHAT?!
Everyone: *falls over laughing*
Zel: ;_; But… but he's a finger person! Why do *I* have to be a damn finger person??
Lissy: Because I said so. Anyways, back to the cast, Gourry will be Puchiko.
Gourry: *confused* Puchiko…?
Lina: -_-; You know, the dumb-but-cute little one?
Gourry: Uhhh…no.
Everyone: *facefaults*
Gourry: *scratches head* Hmm…
Lissy: 0_0 As Kimura, we have Sylphiel!
Sylphiel: ???
Amelia: I know why! Because Kimura has this disturbing obsession with Puchiko!
Lissy: *nods* Exactly.
Lina: *rolls eyes* Doesn't surprise me in the least.
Sylphiel: ;-; That's not true…
Lissy: And now, as Rabi~En~Rose, we have Xelloss!
Zelgadis and Filia: *jaw drop* WHAT?!?!?!
Xelloss: lll^_^lll That's right! See me in my funky outfit! *swishes bunny ears*
Filia: *turns green* Ooh, I think I'm gonna be sick…
Lissy: o.O; Ahem.
Gourry: Hehehe! Xelloss looks like a girl!
Zelgadis: *struggles to keep from launching Ra Tilt* You know what this means?! Now he won't keep away from me! Especially in that outfit too…
Amelia: *pats his shoulder while Lina laughs her ass off* There, there, Mr. Zelgadis. I'm sure he won't, uh, bother you that much… will you? *twitches nervously*
Xelloss: ^_________^ Sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: NAMAGOMI! How can you tease poor Zelgadis like that?! *whips out mace-sama and tries to smack him with it*
Everyone: *watches as Filia swings mace-sama repeatedly at Xelloss, who is flying helicopter-style with his bunny ears*
Sylphiel: Maybe as Dejiko and Gema we should've had Filia and Xelloss…
Amelia: ^^; You're right.
Lissy: _ ALRIGHT ALREADY! *everyone looks at her, startled* Ahem. Now, for Minnagawa we will have…
Zelgadis: *groans* Oh boy…
Lissy: Shut it, Stony. As Minnagawa—
Zelgadis: "Stony"???
Lissy: --we have Filia!
Filia: *screams so loud that L-sama hears it* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: Yay! ^________^
Filia: _ You-- *starts choking Xelloss*
Sylphiel: 0.0; Oh my. This is very very screwy, don't you think, Gourry dear?
Gourry: *is cheering Filia on as she chokes Xelloss, whose face is starting to match his hair colour* Yeah! Get him good! Uh... what was that you said, Sylphiel?
Sylphiel: _ Never mind…
Lina: Are you paying us to do this?
Lissy: ^_~ Sore wa … himitsu desu!
Lina: *snarls* You'd better, or I'll Dragon Slave your sorry @$$ to—
Amelia: Miss Lina! Di Gi Charat is a show that's meant for children!
Lina: ARGGGGGH! *casts Dragon Slave at Amelia and torches the whole area*
Amelia: o.O; *cough* Ouch.
Lissy: ^^; See why you got picked to be Gema?
Amelia: ………Shut up!
Lissy: All righty then, let's get on with the show!
Everyone except for Xelloss: *sobs* Why us??
Everyone: *deadpan* Oh, joy.
Lissy: *ignoring them* Let me introduce the cast of characters. As Dejiko, we have Lina Inverse!
Lina: WTH? No frickin' way!
Lissy: And why not?
Lina: Because…goddamn it! You're not saying I'm like her, are you??
Gourry: Uh…I think she's got a point there, y'know.
Zel: *nods* Those laser beams can hurt.
Lissy: *smirks* See? Everyone agrees with me—
Lina: -_-; Erk… FIREBALL! *torches everyone*
Sylphiel: *cough* You're right.
Lina: *vein throbbing* Rrrgh…
Filia: *notices warning symbols of an incoming Dragon Slave* Uh…moving on, moving on!
Lissy: *o.o* Right. As Gema, we have Amelia!
Amelia: What?! Why me?
Lissy: Because Dejiko finds Gema really annoying and beats him up a lot.
Zelgadis: *snickers* Well, that works.
Lissy: -_-; What are you snickering at her for? You have to be the manager of the Gamers store!
Zelgadis: 0.0 WHAT?!
Everyone: *falls over laughing*
Zel: ;_; But… but he's a finger person! Why do *I* have to be a damn finger person??
Lissy: Because I said so. Anyways, back to the cast, Gourry will be Puchiko.
Gourry: *confused* Puchiko…?
Lina: -_-; You know, the dumb-but-cute little one?
Gourry: Uhhh…no.
Everyone: *facefaults*
Gourry: *scratches head* Hmm…
Lissy: 0_0 As Kimura, we have Sylphiel!
Sylphiel: ???
Amelia: I know why! Because Kimura has this disturbing obsession with Puchiko!
Lissy: *nods* Exactly.
Lina: *rolls eyes* Doesn't surprise me in the least.
Sylphiel: ;-; That's not true…
Lissy: And now, as Rabi~En~Rose, we have Xelloss!
Zelgadis and Filia: *jaw drop* WHAT?!?!?!
Xelloss: lll^_^lll That's right! See me in my funky outfit! *swishes bunny ears*
Filia: *turns green* Ooh, I think I'm gonna be sick…
Lissy: o.O; Ahem.
Gourry: Hehehe! Xelloss looks like a girl!
Zelgadis: *struggles to keep from launching Ra Tilt* You know what this means?! Now he won't keep away from me! Especially in that outfit too…
Amelia: *pats his shoulder while Lina laughs her ass off* There, there, Mr. Zelgadis. I'm sure he won't, uh, bother you that much… will you? *twitches nervously*
Xelloss: ^_________^ Sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: NAMAGOMI! How can you tease poor Zelgadis like that?! *whips out mace-sama and tries to smack him with it*
Everyone: *watches as Filia swings mace-sama repeatedly at Xelloss, who is flying helicopter-style with his bunny ears*
Sylphiel: Maybe as Dejiko and Gema we should've had Filia and Xelloss…
Amelia: ^^; You're right.
Lissy: _ ALRIGHT ALREADY! *everyone looks at her, startled* Ahem. Now, for Minnagawa we will have…
Zelgadis: *groans* Oh boy…
Lissy: Shut it, Stony. As Minnagawa—
Zelgadis: "Stony"???
Lissy: --we have Filia!
Filia: *screams so loud that L-sama hears it* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: Yay! ^________^
Filia: _ You-- *starts choking Xelloss*
Sylphiel: 0.0; Oh my. This is very very screwy, don't you think, Gourry dear?
Gourry: *is cheering Filia on as she chokes Xelloss, whose face is starting to match his hair colour* Yeah! Get him good! Uh... what was that you said, Sylphiel?
Sylphiel: _ Never mind…
Lina: Are you paying us to do this?
Lissy: ^_~ Sore wa … himitsu desu!
Lina: *snarls* You'd better, or I'll Dragon Slave your sorry @$$ to—
Amelia: Miss Lina! Di Gi Charat is a show that's meant for children!
Lina: ARGGGGGH! *casts Dragon Slave at Amelia and torches the whole area*
Amelia: o.O; *cough* Ouch.
Lissy: ^^; See why you got picked to be Gema?
Amelia: ………Shut up!
Lissy: All righty then, let's get on with the show!
Everyone except for Xelloss: *sobs* Why us??