Hey, everyone. This is my first fanfic, ever. I really enjoy Wicked (who doesn't?) and wanted to write a funny story about something that could have happened at Shiz. This will be mainly musical-based, with the exception of one character (who will appear a bit later, send me a message or review to guess who it will be).

Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own Wicked. If I did, I would definitely pass out Fiyeros for everyone who wants one.

Ok, so that's about it. I hope you enjoy this. Now, onto the story

Chapter 1: Elphaba Loses Something Very Important

Elphaba Thropp stood in the doorway of her dormitory. She sighed rather loudly before moving turning left and heading up the stairs to her room. She hoped her perky, blonde roommate would be out with shopping with friends or making out with Fiyero or… just out. The search for her lost diary was not something she wanted Galinda alerted to. As a matter of fact, she didn't want Galinda to know she had a diary to begin with.

Elphaba paused at the door to her room, pulling out her key and praying to the Unnamed God Galinda wasn't there. "Galinda?" she called before opening the door, "You there?"

No one answered. Elphaba swung the door open. Yep, the room was absolutely deserted. Another quick glance alerted Elphaba to the piece of ungodly-bright-pink stationary left on her pillow. She rolled her eyes and dropped her books precariously on Galinda's fluffy bed before picking up the note.

Elphie,

Fifi and I are going that new Café. I have this brand new dress that Popsicle sent me. It's carnation pink and has four rows of ruffles on the skirt and it's covered with pink sequins and it's absolutely perfect for a petitesque figure like mine. It's going to be such a thrillifying evening!

Oh, and I accidently grabbed one of your books. It was that green one you always write in. Well, I gave it to the library (by accident again, oops, silly me). I'm sure they'll give it back when they find out it's actually yours.

See you when I get back tonight!

Smiles and Rainbows, Galinda

P.S. I was thinking I could give you another splenderific makeover tonight!

"Well I'll be ozdamned," Elphaba muttered. So she hadn't lost her diary, her blonde little chipmunk of a roommate had given it to the library. Elphaba sighed and relaxed. She pulled her books off Galinda's bed and started to spread out to study.

Then it hit. Galinda. had. given. her. DIARY. to. the. Library.

Her diary could be read by absolutely anyone. Anyone!

Elphaba sprung off her bed and out the door of the room without bothering to grab her key or even close the door. As she sprinted to the library she tried to convince herself that the book probably hadn't even been shelved yet, and if it had, it didn't look that interesting. Elphaba reconsidered that someone (a certain Winky Prince) could have read it; she sped up even more as she continued her mad dash to the Library.

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed it and will continue to read this fic. I'll try to update regularly, but my psychotic rehearsal schedule might get into the way…

If you review I will most definitely love you forever.