""Bite me" says Erika The Vampire as she gazes heatedly at her forbidden boyfriend Jon The Werewolf. Jon The Werewolf growls as he takes a step closer to Erika The Vampire. Erika The Vampire sinisterly giggled and backed herself into a bookcase. The library was the perfectvplace for Erika The Vampire and Jon The Werewolf to meet up because 95% of the schoolwas basically illiterate. Jon The Werewolf inched closer. "Totally Tubular" Erika The Vampire murmured just before their lips met. Suddenly! The door burst open and Taylor The Cover Story burst in. Taylor The Cover Story was Erika The Vampire and Jon The Werewolf's cover story for their forbidden affair. Erika The Vampire pretended to be an angsty teen vampire lesbian while Jon The Werewolf pretended to be a werewolf bro. Both Jon The Werewolf and Erika The Vampire pretended to be love rivals who were madly in love with Taylor The Cover Story who in turn pretended her heart was torn between the two. Sometimes Jon The Werewolf found it a terribly tedious game but Erika The Vampire thought it was great foreplay. "Devin The Useless Dumbass is coming in here like now" Taylor The Cover Story alerted the two lovers. "Can she even read?" Jon The Werewolf bit out bitterly,enraged at Devin The Useless Dumbass for interupting his time with his boo. Quickly Erika The Vampire and Jon The Werewolf put on their affronted faces and scoweled at each other. Devin The Useless Dumbass clacked in in her ugly ass kitten heels (she couldn't actually walk in heels over an inch) trying (and failing) to sashay her hips like she had a secret. Devin The Useless Dumbass had a sour look on her face as she stormed into the library because her most recent attempt at spreading rumours about herself to make herself look cool had been a complete flop. All Devin The Useless Dumbass really wanted to do was cry about it to her journalism teacher but she was nit there so Devin The Useless Dumbass would have to track fown a library attendant to work the computer for her so she could email her journalism teacher. Devin The Useless Dumbass stopped dead when she saw Erika The Vampire, Jon The Werewolf and Taylor The Cover Story standing in front of her. "Oh My God Erika The Vamp. ire you are like. Such a. L. Esbia. N" Devin The Useless Dumbass screeched. "No fucking way I had no clue" stated Erika The Vampire dryly, keeping up her persona (in actuality Erika The Vampire was a cuddly wuddly teddy bear). "Oh My God Your Welcome" responded Devin The Useless Dumbass. Devin The Useless Dumbass then darted over to Jon The Werewolf. "Jon. Nykins" she whined,pressing her breasts against his arm "why dont. You. Ditch the. Girl and. Go out with. A re. Al wo. Man." Jon The Werewolf looked thorougly repulsed. Taylor The Cover Story looked over at Erika The Vampire and she did not think that the exchange was sick. "Hey Devin The Useless Dumbass" crowed Taylor The Cover Story "back off yo!" "buuuuuuuuuut. You were with. Erika the vamp. Ire liiiiiike yesterday" Devin The Useless Dumbass simpered. "Well im with jon the werewolf now so get out" Taylor The Cover Story spat,she hated to see her friend (or perhaps oneday more) in pain. "So skiddily do bop bibbity do on out" she added for good measure. Devin The Useless Dumbass tripped out "onomona. Pia! Im out b. It. Ch. Es" Erika The Vampire let her shoulders slouch with reliefand Jon The Werewolf cringed at the high pitch coming from the human garbage that just vacated the premisis. "Does she…. I dont think she knows what that means"Taylor The Cover Story groaned out. Erika The Vampire just smiled sadly she only wished that the day she could shout her love from the rooftops would be soon./span/p