The Night Twi Sparkle Died
MLP Parody of "The Night Pat Murphy Died"
Original Song (YouTube): watch?v=q7Bsb-8pxG8
Oh the night that Twilight Sparkle died, 'twas a night I'll never forget!
Even the fillies got roaring drunk and some not sober yet!
As long as the sweets were passed around, every flank was feelin gay,
When Pinkie came with the bagpipes, some music for to play!
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Oh that's how they showed their respect for Twilight Sparkle!
That's how they showed their honor and their pride!
They said it was a sin and a shame, and they winked at one another,
Oh, every drink in the place was full the night dear Twilight died!
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As Spike sat in the corner, a'pouring out his grief,
Rainbow and the Bolts came a'flyin down the street!
They went into an empty room, and a bottle o' Cider stole,
And put the bottle on the corpse for to keep that liquor cold!
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'Bout two-o'clock in the morning, after emptying the jug,
Trixie rolled the ice box lid, for to see poor Twilight's mug!
We stopped the clock so poor old Spike he couldn't tell the time,
And at a quarter after two, we argued it was nine!
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Everything was goin fine, there was no ill at all,
Till Rarity told Applejack "You've got an awful gall!"
I thought that this would start a row, and sure enough, it did!
Then Snips and Snails carved their names right on the coffin lid!
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Now the fight was fierce and strong, with everybody in;
The castle barely standing when the cops they busted in!
A lovely time was had by all, eighteen in court were tried,
For having caused a riot on the night dear Twilight died!
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Oh they stopped the hearse on the corner, across from Sugar Cube!
They all went in at half past eight, and staggered out by noon!
They went up to the graveyard, so holy and sublime,
But found out when they got there they'd left the corpse behind!
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Oh the night that Twilight Sparkle died, 'twas a night I'll never forget!
Even the fillies got roaring drunk and some not sober yet!
As long as the sweets were passed around, every flank was feelin gay,
When Pinkie came with the bagpipes, some music for to play!
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Chorus Finale