I met him in the woods up in Canada
Where it's pretty and white like a giant Christmas snow globe-a
Snow, snow, snow snow globe-a
I saw the little runt cutting apart a bear
I asked him his name and with nasty glare he said "Logan"
L O G An, Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a sasquatch, but he's only five three
Oh, my Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can sprout foot long knives from the back of his hand
Oh, my Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
Well, I ran away just a week before
And I'd never ever met a mutant before
But Charlie X, he laid it all open
He said, "You're a mutant, so come join the X-Men."
Well I'm not the world's most courageous guy
But it looks like I'll give this hero thing a try
With my Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
So I joined the team
in the Danger Room
Got blasted around
by Cyclops and Storm
So Logan told me with blatant scorn
He said, "Bub, you sure can take a hit
But your fighting style really ain't worth a shit"
Oh, my Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
"If Chuck ever sent you out in the field
You'll be sure to get the rest of us killed"
Oh, my Logan
Lo-lo-lo-lo Logan
So I get sent down to the B-team
The end of my superhero dream
But I know that I will fight again some day
Some other writer will put me in the fray.
The way these comic books seem to work,
No matter where you go, there's always this jerk
Named-a Logan
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