I always wondered what it would be like if everyone in Criminal Minds team got drunk.

So this is my theory on the philosophy of a night of drinking.

I don't own criminal minds

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The Night After

"Oh god, I feel like I got hit by a truck" said Hotch as he slowly got up of the couch in what he thinks is in his apartment.

"Hotch is that you?"

"Reid…"

"What?"

"What happened to your pants?"

Reid looked down to find himself in only his underwear and a white shirt.

"I have no idea. I think some guy took it after we left the bar."

"Oh my god that's right, we were at that party last night. I never drank that much in my life."

Reid was stubbing over as he walked to make himself some coffee in the kitchen.

There he found Morgan on the table asleep with a blanket and a stuffed animal under his head.

"Hey Hotch, I found Morgan."

Morgan stirred and opened his eyes. "God Reid, you're too loud."

"Sorry I'm still a little wasted."

"Ok…can you make me some waffles?"

"Sure after I take a shower."

Morgan went back to sleep and Reid walked through the living room and to the bathroom.

Inside the bathroom he found Prentiss sleeping next to the toilet with an empty whiskey bottle in one hand and an half eaten apple in the other.

"Prentiss…wake up I have to shower. Come on Emily up and at them."

Prentiss wakes up and looks up at Reid.

"Sorry Reid, I'm going to rest in the living room."

Reid took his shower and went to the bedroom to find some clothes to wear.

In the bedroom he saw Garcia sleeping in the bed and JJ sleeping under the bed. Both had beer bottles in their hands and JJ was snoring loudly.

"Morning girls" said Reid to try and wake them up.

They woke up and looked around the room.

"Where are we?"

"Were in Hotch's apartment JJ, just try to relax until the hangover wears off. Same for you too Garcia, are you feeling ok?"

"I felt better Reid."

Reid went back into the living room and sat on the couch.

Morgan and Hotch were on the couch opposite of him, drinking coffee and had ice packs on their foreheads.

"What a minute…where is Rossi."

Suddenly Rossi burst out of the closet behind them and stumbled out as cleaning supplies and boxes fell over him.

"What happened to you last night Rossi?"

"I'm not sure but it looks like it was a great party last night."

"Yep and no one was hurt either."

Meanwhile in a house across town

"Oh my god, James what happened to your FACE."

"I don't know mom, I was in the bar and I got pretty drunk. I woke up in the bar with someone's pants in my jacket and I remember some bearded guy punching me in the face."

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