Disclaimer: I don't own Astronaut Jones, he belongs to SNL and Tracy Morgan...yeah...
"Rocket
I'm taking a rocket.
I'm packing my suitcase
Hey, look out, Moon!
Yeah, a rocket
into outer space.
Goodbye, human race
I'll be there soon.
Blast off!
For fun and adventure.
There's a fair adventure
collecting stones.
Yeah, it's my way
on the ol' space highway.
That's why they all say
"There goes Astronaut Jones!"
ASTRONAUT JONES
Episode 20
Return of the Mole People from Sector 5
"Yes Earth, I am on Yama 8 right now. I do not see anything, but if I see something, I will tell you about it. Astronaut Jones out." The young starship pilot latched his space-phone back onto his utility belt and continued to walk towards the strange purple dome on the face of the desert moon, Yama 8. As he aproached the door to the alien dweling, an attractive humanoid lifeform, with a green beehive hairdoo, a short chrome dress, and an ample DD bosom greeted him.
"Salutations, Astronaut Jones, I am Ivana, the ambassador of this planet. My people have been awaiting your arival," Ivana said, making a foreign hand motion.
"Yeah, what up?" Astronaut Jones said, his eyes glued to the alien's chest.
"As you may know, Yama 8 has very little natural resources, and what resources we do have are all being syphoned by the subterrainian mole people,"
"You don't say,"
"Our small military is overpowered by the brute force of the mole people,"
"Uh-huh,"
"But with your help we can fend off the mole people's constant attacks,"
"Right on,"
"So what say you, Astronaut Jones? Will you assist us?"
"Hows about I assist you outta that dress, and hump dat ass upside down?" Jones said to a gasping Ivana of the Yamanians.
"Yeah, it's my way
on the ol' space highway.
That's why they all say
"There goes Astronaut Jones!"