To all my current and future readers and reviewers:

Where else do I begin? (to post my stories...lmao!)

Exactly the question I asked when I stumbled upon this site. I have this story I wrote and wanted to share. A story that came from my heart.

In my heart I wanted to retain the names of the original characters during the time I wrote this story. I wrote it as a tribute to an artist that inspired me to write - 'Michael Jackson'

So that many fans of fifty shades can relate to the story I edited the characters and named them after the lead characters in the famous 'Fifty Shades Trilogy'

ALL READS and REVIEWS are highly appreciated.

Thank You for giving this story a chance.

NOTE: THIS STORY DOES NOT COVER BDSM! READ IF YOU LIKE...REVIEW IF YOU WANT...BUT DON'T BE RUDE.

Chapter 1...

'FAT' is usually the first insult a girl throws to another girl when she is insecure and wants to hurt her.

Like today in the elevators thrown to her by the insecure office slinky-skinny-bitch-co-worker of hers Elena.

'Geezus!' I mean is FAT really being the worst thing a human girl can be? Looking at this skinny bitch. There are worst adjectives in the dictionary like 'VINDICTIVE', 'SHALLOW', 'JEALOUS', 'VAIN' or 'CRUEL'.

But what does she know about the pressure of being 'skinny'. She was hired in this office not for her 'good looks' but for her 'brains' unlike this unfortunate bitch (Elena).

"Hey Fatty-Ana I heard 'The Boss' will be showing up today, wonder how he looks like. Girly if I were you i'd better tuck-in that tummy belt bag. You don't want to give the Boss a first fatty impression do you?," she said laughing at her together in unison with the other office workers riding the elevators.

Ana glanced at the skinny fucking bitch and smiled.

"Funny Elena if only your brains aren't located in between your legs then you could have been part of management. Unfortunately brains are not available over the counter you could have use a good daily dose of fuck-up smartness," Ana insultingly retorted. She is not in the habit of insulting anyone. But, it is true Elena is the classic office bitch.

The people inside the elevators laugh even harder. All guys in the office who is rich and good looking enough has already been in between her legs. Office bitch!

The elevator doors opened. Everyone went their own way. Ana ignored Elena and she stepped inside her private office. Already she is feeling a bit of headache. She sat at her desk and started to review the figures on her computer. She sipped her Starbucks Latte and continued to review, edit and submit.

She works as the Head Accountant for GREY LTD.

Truly boring job, but its the job that really pays the bills.

She was so concentrated on her work that she didn't even notice the time flying nor the firing of employees going on at the new CEO's office.

Christian sat on his desk reviewing all employee files. He is here for a purpose to review, retrench, fire and hire new people. He is not the kind of boss who values novelty. He wants an empire that earns profits and keeps earning it. He needs a Team Smart enough to make that happen.

Christian decided to call the first accountant.

'Fuck!' this guy is nervous as hell. Looks like he is about to poop on his pants. Before he starts the urge to do so Christian asked his one and only question.

"Tell me Jason. What is 2+2?," Christian seriously asked.

The nervous accountant answered with too much self-confidence. Christian smirked and bit his lower lip.

"Sir pretty simple the answer is 4," the guy smiled. Christian smiled back.

"You're fired! You can go out now," Christian decided.

Left with no choice the accountant went out and cried. Already the second accountant was nervous as hell after witnessing his colleague went out the CEO's door crying. His name was called. Left with no choice he went in.

Christian looked at the second accountant he asked the same question. He already read his file. His patience is running out. He still needs to do a lot of things today. Why do they give him stupid answers.

"Tell me Allan. What is 2+2?," Christian patiently asked looking at the smiling and cocky Allan.

Allan was taken aback by his new bosses stupid question. It is not even a question for got sake. Any kiddo can answer that. If his new boss is this stoop-id he doesn't want to work for him.

"A million," he jokingly said and laughed he looked at his new boss all unsmiling face he swallowed hard, looks like he is not in the mood for silly jokes. " 4 boss... 4," he correctly answered.

"I kinda like you Allan you're funny but guess what you're fired!," Christian smilingly said.

"Oh my got! Ana. You won't believe this is happening. Guess what? The new boss. Christian Grey came in today and he just fired Jason and Allan," her secretary Kate said.

"You've got to be kidding me," Ana walked over to her secretary's desk. She looked over her secretary's computer and there it was the email list of fired employees. Jason and Allan's name included. A sweet email coming from the equally sweet new boss sent by no other than the sweet bitchy secretary Elena. What a welcome!

Wait! If the new boss is firing employees as smart as Jason and Allan. How come Elena still has hers. Well perhaps the boss has a 'fucking' criteria that he follows. Just another guy ruled by his dick. 'Fuck!'

A new email came in. Her name was being summoned by the new boss.

What the- . There must be a mistake. She is part of management. Fuck! is he firing her too. 'Dammit!' Kate looked at her apologetically.

"Don't worry Ana-Bossy. You can do this. If you loose your job so do I. So don't or i'm gonna fuckin kill you! Go break his leg," Sam warned sweetly giving her a much needed confidence.

Christian looked at Ana's file and he was greatly impressed. She developed the accounting software they are using. Very Impressive. He was surprised though that she was very young. She must be accelerated in school. She's actually not on his list of 'for review employees' but he got curious. With her kind of profile she can pick any company she likes to work with. Based on her picture though that's a different matter altogether. He wouldn't say she is 'FAT'.

Looking at her now face to face. Wow! she looks... she looks...just the way he likes it... curvaceous and well endowed in the right places.

He cannot stop staring at her natural big boobsies. Christian squirmed at his chair. 'Fuck!' He can't believe he is having a turn on. This is highly embarrassing. He is her boss. He masked his emotions.

Ana looked at him. Well he is good looking. But this is not the time to be admiring his good looks or how great he is. This guy as a new boss is an 'epic fail'. He is making a fucking mistake. She is an ASS-et! an ASS-et to this company.

'Fuck!' just look at him looking at her boobsies. Looks like he was taken by her 'ASS-ets' already. What a slimy bossy dick-brain!

Christian cleared his throat. He started to ask her the same question.

"Tell me Ana. What is 2+2?," he asked not taking away his eyes from her boobsies.

"Anything you want it to be Boss," Ana sexily answered.

What a pig! Having a great view! Pig keep looking!

Christian beamed back a sexy smile. She's very smart. He likes her already.

"Now were talking. Care to me your real full name Ana?," Michael sexily asked. He likes voluptuous girls with fuckin brains. He knows her full name - 'Jelliscious-Ana' He just wants to hear her say it. For fun.

"It is there on my bio boss, care to re-read it," Ana answered back. Smiles all gone is he making fun of her.

"Oh, how about your personal wireless number?," he continues to ask and tease her back. He does not easily give up. Sooner or later she will tick. He can see she is already highly irritated.

"Also in my bio boss. Unfortunately for you its not listed," Ana irritatingly answered.

Christian smirked bit his lower lip to hide his laugh. He started to stare at her boobs again. He got an erection. 'Fuck!'

"Can I ask you a question boss?" Ana asked sweetly.

"Sure go ahead sweet," Christian eerily answered.

"What is courage?," Ana asked all smiles back again.

Christian looks at her his face curiously puzzled his mind working double time. He hates tricky questions but likes to ask one himself. After a few moments he hesitantly remove his glance away from her boobs and looks at her face. He raised his brow in question to her.

"THIS," Ana answered slapping his face.