This is really just a joke, me and my friend put this together for fun after seeing that there were no ZeldaXPostman fabrications.
It was a boring night in Hyrule, Zelda was lied in her bed, thirsting for action. Eventually, one of the Soldiers knocked on the door, yelling "The Postman has a special delivery!"
Zelda hopped up in joy, bursting out of her room and down the stairs, which also knocked down the knight which was standing there. (Let's not even go into the fact that a knight informed her rather than a Nobel.) The knight fell down the stairs quickly, the sound of his bones snapping echoed through his armor. Zelda carelessly ignored the poor man and rushed to the entrance of the castle.
She greeted the Postman kindly, snatching the package. She was about to walk back to her room before the Postman said "Hey! You forgot to pay!"
Zelda gasped at him "Mm, so demanding." she smirked playfully. "I have no rupees, but maybe I can pay you back some other way, help me use what's in the package that you delivered."
She quickly dragged the Postman up to her room, stepping on the fallen Knight's carrion. She hopped onto her bed, quickly ripping open the package, pulling out a whip and 2-foot long dildo. She licked her lips before slowly licking up and down the base of the dildo. She began sucking it like a professional, but quickly stopped to strip down to nothing but her bra and white laced panties. She tossed the whip at the Postman and stuck her butt out at him before seductively saying "Whip me, whip me hard!"
The Postman began whipping her, she would mound loudly as she had been struck. WUSHPP! "Ahhh~" WUSHPP! "Ahhn~"
Zelda enjoyed every last whip.
"Mm, stick it in now!" She demanded.
The Postman pulled her panties down and slowly pushed the dildo in, as far as it could go. Zelda let out a prolonged moan. The Postman began thrusting it in and out, Zelda moaned loudly with every thrust. After hours of thrusting, Zelda finally came, her orgasm was heard throughout the castle. She smiled and bit her lip as he finished. "You can go now~" Zelda smiled. "Actually, you still have to pay." The Postman replied. "What?" Zelda tilted her head confused. "I'm gay." He concluded.
The end. Hope you enjoyed!