I am just bored so….yeah! Enjoy!
INUYASHA'S SURVIVOR!
Inuyasha: what happened to you, kogura!
Kogura:too…..much….girly-ness…last night…..cant …breathe..(falls down with purple face)
Me:hey!its our favorite color!(points at koguras now blue face)
Yaphi:(dully)YAAYYYY……….(looks around)no,really!YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Koga: (O-o) okay……
Yaphi: (grins crazily)
Koga:go see a doctor!
Yaphi: (grins crazily)
Koga:seriously!
Yaphi: (grins crazily)
Koga:quit it!
Yaphi: (grins crazily)
Koga:is she always like this!(whisper)
Me:uh-huh!
Yaphi: (grins crazily)
Sesshomaru :( gets in yaphi's face) (smiles lovingly)
Yaphi: -.- O.o he's smiling!WAHH!!!!WAHHH!!!!!!WHY ME! WHY MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: (smiles lovingly)
Inuyasha:I need a carmera!(grabs a camera and shoots a pic)
Sesshomaru:YAHHH!!i'm blind!
Me+ yaphi:(makes faces at him thinking he has actually gone blind)
Sesshomaru:AHEM!i was being dramatic!
Me+ Yaphi :(makes faces at him)yeah right!
Kagome: he's serious u know
Me+ Yaphi: O.o (backs away slowly)
Me: (mutters) drama queen….
Sesshomaru: AHEM!
Me: cough drop?(fake smile)
Sesshomaru: grrr……
Miroku: (mutters)such a terrible way to treat a lady…(loudly)breakfast!
Later…
Inuyasha: what's on the menu
Sango: dried fungi demon
Inuyasha: aw. I was hoping it was Sesshomaru or maybe Naraku..
Shippo: dried demon! (grins)
Sesshomaru :( gives shippo his dried demon) poo.
Koga, inuyasha, kagome, kikyo, naraku, Miroku, Sango, kogura: (blinks. gives shippo his/her dried demon)
Shippo: - more for me!
Inuyasha: (goes up to Yaphi.)Since UR the one in control of BREKFAST, I'll have to torture u until u change the menu.
(Miroku: what a terrible way to treat a lady!
Me: quit saying that!)
Yaphi :that counts as fighting! right zuzuyugis244?(my user)
Me: (looks into rule book) actually, no.
Yaphi:(eye twitches)NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!MIROKU-MIROKU-MIROU-MIROKU-MIROKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Miroku: (looks up from kissing Sango) huh? do I know u?
Me: yah, she's our special guest.
Miroku: riiiiiiiiggghhhhhtttt………..no, really who is she?
Me :( slaps forehead)
Inuyasha: ( slaps forehead too) memory trouble…….
Later…..
Me: welcome to your first challenge!
Inuyasha: killing demons?
Me: no
Kagome: hunting shikon jewel shards?
Me: nope
Miroku: banishing demons?
Me: no!
Koga: kissing kagome?
Me: no……huh? What the!!(Scoots away from him)
Sango: what Miroku said?
Me: still a no.
Miroku: sucking up people with my wind tunnel?
Me: n-
Sango: cutting things with my hiri-
Me: no!
Inuyasha: cutting things with tets-
Me: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Yaphi: your challenge today is ………eating dried demon!
Inuyasha: that's what we had for breakfast...well shippo anyway.
Yaphi: well we had too many leftover …..(Mutters) and Inuyasha threatened he would torture me if I didn't change the menu….
Me: plus we wanted shippo to win Immunity! And the winner is shippo 'cause no 1 else but Shippo on this show likes this stuff…
Shippo: YAY!
Me:
everyone else…..( in happy voice) YAY!AT ELINMANATION TIME TODY,SOMEONE WILL SO GO HOME!YAY!
later…
me:time to read the votes!
Yaphi: (pulls a box out of nowhere)let's see! 1 vote for Miroku!
Miroku: I haven't done anything! Sango ?is that ur writing?
Sango: uhh…..no?.. (thinking)I will so vote u off u pervert!but I do still love u…(speaking)I was under Smarney's control!
Miroku:Smarney?
Sango:Barney's evil cousin!the places where barney is purple smarney I green and where barney is green smarney is purple! ( thank u happy-go-lucky-fairy)
Miroku: (eye twitches) smar..ney?
Yaphi:1 for inuyasha
Inuyasha:poo
Yaphi: 1 for …me?!
Koga: u smile too much?
Yaphi :( gives him black eye) ok…2 for inuyasha
Inuyasha: more poo.
Yaphi: 1 for kagome
Kagome: KIKYO!
Kikyo: I saw him 1st
Kagome: he's mine!
Inuyasha: eh?
Sesshomaru: I know! Let's slice him in half!
Yaphi: I'm bored…. (Lies) 50 FOR NARAKU!
Naraku: I hate this place anyway!(walks up with torch)
Yaphi….naraku…. (thank u LariaKaiba ! u've inspired me!) my bored-ness has spoken.(puts out his torch)
C u next time on inuyasha's survivor!