Heero And Relena

Chapter 1

By Moony

After Colony 200, After five years of peace the wedding far since anticipated finally came to pass. The love between the two was evident to the whole world…

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This is a live news report. After a long wait It is official, Relena Yuy is pregnant. Oh, and here she comes now with her husband, Heero Yuy out of the clinic. Mrs. Yuy, Mrs. Yuy! Please do you know if the your child is a boy or a girl."

The young ex-politician smiled as her husband stood sternly by her side. "We prefer to be surprised," she explained with the same loving charisma that won over the world during the Eve wars.

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"Are you okay today?" Heero asked Relena, trying to keep his monotone voice. Relena gave him an annoyed smile.

"I am fine, Heero. Now would you please stop worrying?" Relena said and touched her very plump stomach. "The doctor told you that I was yesterday."

"We only have a few weeks left," Heero reminded Relena.

"And the doctor says I'm doing great. Now would you please just calm down?"

"Then I'm going to go and see how the," he paused, "baby's room is coming," Heero mumbled and walked out of the room. Relena giggled a little and patted her belly.

"Your father is much to over protective," she mumbled to the little wonder growing in her stomach. "I know you will hate it if you're a girl and you bring home your first boyfriend." Relena giggled at the thought of her husband tracking his daughter as she went on her first date. "And if you are a boy you will be pushed very hard. I can't help hoping you are a girl if not for that then my own selfish reasons." She picked up a children's book and began reading out loud to the baby.

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"This room was to be done weeks ago," Heero said sternly to the workers.

"Ye, yes sir, but you see shipments haven't been on time and, and," the worker explained in a whining tone. Heero couldn't stand whiner.

"It better be done before the baby arrives or I will have to deal with you personally," Heero said and walked out of the room. Once gone all the workers sighed and went back to drinking beer and listening to classic rock. They didn't notice Relena slip in.

"Gentlemen," She announced. The men turned, very surprised. "I must worn you that my husband is an ex-Gundam pilot as well as an assassin. Please do not make him angry. I can not always control his actions." The men quickly sat down their beers and picked up their hammers and began working as hard as they could. Relena giggled a little and walked out of the room. She found Heero waiting for her at the doorway. She smiled at him and he put his arm around her as the two walked down the hall together.

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Heero could only stand the room not being done for only a week. He with Relena, who was due at any time entered the room to confront the men. They were again sitting down drinking beer. Heero couldn't control his anger any more. He stormed into the room.

"This room was supposed to be finished last week," Heero yelled, reaching for his gun. Relena touched his arm. He stopped and looked at her. "Relena," he said between his teeth.

"We don't have time," she whispered and winced as she grabbed her stomach. "I'm in labor." Heero's eyes widened and he forgot his anger.

"Come on. Let's get to the hospital," Heero said and wrapped his arm around Relena's waist to help her to the car.

"I can walk," Relena said and took his hand from her waist. "Just go ahead and get the car ready." Heero looked at her for a moment to make sure she would be okay, then ran a head to the front of the mansion yelling at servants to prepare the car, then turned and went the back way to the baby's room. He walked into the room.

"Have this room finished before we get back then I will personally torture each one of you and if you try to run I will hunt you down and I will find you. Now get it done!" He ordered to the fear stricken men and ran out of the room. He ran out to the front door in time to see the limo drive off. Heero cursed under his breath and ran to the garage for a different car.

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"Yes Noin, the baby is on the way," Relena said. "No. I left Heero at the house. He'll be at the hospital soon enough. Will you and Zechs be there? … Oh good, Sally is on her way? I'm so glad to… uff," Relena cried when another contraction happened. "No, no. I'm all right. I have to go. We're at the hospital." Relena clicked off her cell phone and opened her car door. Her new limo driver offered his hand to help her out. Relena forced herself out of the car. She found Sally waiting for her. Sally smiled and helped Relena into the hospital.

"When did the contractions start?" she asked.

"This morning, but I thought it was the baby kicking," Relena explained.

"Well, come on. We may have some time," Sally said, then heard a small leaking sound.

"I don't think so," Relena mumbled and looked down at her wet pants. "My water just broke."

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Heero revved up his mustang convertible and flew off of the Peacecraft estate to the Sank City hospital. He cursed his wife's impatience all the way to the hospital. Heero was forced to park in one of the parking spots farthest entrance. He leaped out of the car and clicked on his personally made car alarm system (which if the door was opened without disarming the system would beep three times giving the person the time to deactivate it or run like hell, before exploding.), then ran full speed to the hospital entrance. He shoved passed doctors, nurses and anyone else in his way until he reached the front desk.

"Where is Mrs. Yuy at?" He asked the receptionist.

"The Yuy family has asked for no press at the child's birth," the woman said without looking up.

"I'm the father damn it, now where is she?" Heero roared. The woman looked up a bit surprised.

"I, I'm sorry sir. She's on the seventh floor where the maternity word is," she said. Heero wasted no time and bolted towards the elevator. He slammed on the button and began pacing around as a janitor came up to the elevator to put up an 'out of order' sign on the elevator's door. He turned and looked at Heero.

"Sorry, but the elevator just broke sir. You'll have to…" but he had no time to finish explaining. Heero had shoved past him to the stairs. He shoved the heavy door open with no problem and began running as fast as he could up the stairs. While he was on about the third story stair way his cell phone begun ringing. He scooped it out of his pocket as he ran.

"What!?" he answered with.

"Heero, you need to get here now. Something's going wrong," Noin said with a choke in her voice. Heero slammed the phone shut and ran harder up the stairs.

Heero shoved the door to the seventh floor open and ran down the hall. Cursing the receptionist's stupidity for not naming a room number and his not asking. Then he found them. Noin with tears running down her face. Zechs with a stern, morgue like expression across his face. Heero slowed with a rare confused look on his face.

"What's happened?" He asked, afraid to know. Had they lost the baby? But the doctor had said it was perfectly healthy.

"Oh, Heero," Noin whispered and buried her face in Zechs' chest. Heero looked at his old archival for answers. He wouldn't meet Heero's gaze. Then Sally came out of the doors the three were standing in front of. Her face was pale and eyes red.

"What happened? Is the baby okay?" Heero asked.

"The baby's fine Heero," Sally whispered. "It's Relena… she…" Heero's eyes became dark and his jaw tightened.

"No," He said sternly. "No." He shoved past Sally and into the room. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Relena lying motionless on the hospital bed. The door slammed behind him loudly, but he didn't notice. He gulped down the newly formed lump in his throat and started slowly towards the bed.

The room was darker than a normal hospital room should have been and it was empty, save Heero and the woman lying in the bed.

"Relena?" Heero whispered shakily. He touched Relena's still hand. It was cold. "No," Heero whispered again as his eyes began to water up. He grabbed her hand and touched her pale face. "Please no," he cried as his voice cracked. Then he dropped his head on Relena's idle chest and sobbed. He grabbed his dead wife, pulled her into his arms, and just cried.

****NOTE****

This is a parody of the movie Jake and Sarah (copyrighted to the appropriate people). I forgot to mention that earlier and I felt horrible for it. I'm going to try and get off of the original story soon, so if you've seen it bare with me for a bit and it'll go its own way.