Hello everyone. First off, I want to say that this is set in the Looney Tunes Show universe. Don't click that back button! Good. Secondly, I want to mention a story that I based the theme off of. It's called Glowing by The Newldea. It's also a Looney Tunes story. Now that we're done with intros, let's get to the story.
On a beautiful blistering and blustering day, Daffy and Tina were having a park date while trying to protect themselves from the rain.
"Why didn't you check the weather?" Tina asked.
"They said it would be a sunny day all day," Daffy explained.
"When did they say that?"
"Last week."
Tina facepalmed. She knew this date was going to be a disaster, as usual. Daffy tried to redeem himself by taking her to a fancy restaurant. He had forgotten to make a reservation and they wouldn't let him in no matter how much he cried, begged, or threatened. He decided to hold off on the eating and took her on a little boat ride since the weather cleared up. They laughed and enjoyed each other's company. Daffy takes a wrong turn to a river leading to a waterfall up ahead. He tried to backpaddle but the current was too strong and he was much too late.
After they dried off with Tina looking visibly annoyed, Daffy took her to a nearby deli. As they sat down to eat, Daffy accidentally put hot sauce in his sandwich instead of ketchup. When he started freaking out, Tina quickly gave him some water and he calmed down. Everyone around them was busting their stitches laughing at them, ridiculing them. When they were done, Daffy took Tina to her place.
"Well, this was as eventful as usual. The public humiliation came right on time," Tina stated.
"Well it wasn't my fault," Daffy retorted.
"Right. Sure it isn't. Anyway, I got you a present. Happy one year anniversary, Daffy," Tina told him as she presented a box. Daffy checked his pockets and gulped with sweat dripping down his forehead.
"Your present was on the boat," Daffy admitted, hanging his head. "I'm sorry the boat was responsible for carrying your present into the current."
"Oh of course. It was the boat's fault. It was the rain's fault for coming without knowing. It's everybody else's fault but yours, isn't it?"
"I said I was sorry."
"Your lame sorry isn't good enough this time. This hasn't happened once or twice. It's been countless times."
"You're being overdramatic, as per usual."
"Are you serious?! Are you freaking going there?"
"Yes, I am. It's like nothing ever pleases you."
"Well sorry that I don't like having to brave the elements every time we have a date. Sorry I don't like being ridiculed every time I'm seen with you. I'm surprised no one throws tomatoes at me and screams, "Encore!" as I walk by, asking for more."
"You're a rude, insensitive bitch you know that? You give me crap every time we have a bad date. You're not perfect either, princess."
"At least I'm not a failed actor and an idiotic louse who never takes responsibility for anything."
"You don't want me? You don't like what I do for you? Fine, I'll leave."
"Leave and never come back because we're done." Those last two words pierced Daffy's heart like a newly-sharpened sword. He slowly leaves the apartment for the last time.
Daffy had been moping around in his room for a week and a half. He didn't come down for food, water, or his recliner. His state left Bugs worried out of his mind. Bugs decided to knock on Daffy's door.
"Hey Daffy. Can I come in?" Bugs asked.
"No," Daffy replied flatly.
"What's up, doc?" Bugs inquired.
"She...she...she freaking left me and it's all my fault. It's all over."
"I'm sorry Daffy. But, you know, it's not over. You can recover. You always do."
"Bugs, have you ever loved someone so much you'd want to give them all of you? You'd want to give them your life, your love, your secrets and your insecurities, and want to take all of theirs, and just want to make them happy for the rest of their life?"
"I think I do."
"How would you feel if the single most important person in your life was violently ripped away from you, it was all your fault, and you couldn't do anything about it?"
Bugs wipes the tears from his eyes he didn't know were coming and goes to Lola to see if she has any idea what to do.
"We just need to give him an incentive," Lola advised.
"An incentive? Like what?" Bugs questioned.
"I don't know. What are Daffy's favorite things?" Lola asked.
"I can think of a few," Bugs replied.
"Let's hope these items can at least get him to step out," Lola stated.
Back at the house now, they started yelling all sorts of things to lure their friend out.
"Hey Daffy, someone here said you won a million dollars!" Bugs shouted.
"Daffy, your easy chair has been destroyed!" Lola yelled.
"Your grandmummy came to visit you," Bugs tried.
After every attempt, there was still no answer.
Now, let us turn our focus to Daffy. He was sitting in the middle of his room, sobbing to himself. He thought, Why can't they just leave me alone? I don't want to be cheered up. I want to die. If only I could.
Daffy picks up a framed picture of Tina and held it to his chest.
"Why did you leave me?!" Daffy shouted. "Why did you abandon me? I love you! I love you so much! You were all I had. Why?!"
He started to trash his room. He picked up a bat and started destroying everything in sight. All the shelves came crashing down. The TV screen was busted open. He dropped the bat and punched a hole in the wall. When he finished, he dropped to his knees and cried for hours on end until he finally passed out.
The next morning, Bugs took a visit to Tina's house. He rings the doorbell and she answers it wearing a black, fluffy robe while holding a coffee mug.
"What do you want?" she groaned.
"May I come in?" Bugs asked.
She just stepped aside leaving the door ajar. He stepped in to see the messy apartment that was normally clean. He noticed the bags under her eyes and how bloodshot her eyes are.
"The place is looking...nice," Bugs commented.
"Thanks," Tina replied bluntly, taking a sip of coffee.
"Look, I need to talk to you, he stated."
"About what?" she asked, her face remaining emotionless.
"I need to know what happened between you two."
"I don't want to talk about it."
"Don't want to talk about it? Daffy is beating himself up over this. He's been crying nonstop. He won't let anyone in and he hasn't come out for a week and a half. What did you do to him?"
"...Get out."
"No. I am not leaving until I get some answers."
"I said get out!" Tina yelled as she punched Bugs in the face.
She tried to strike again but Bugs pushed her back onto her couch.
"Fine, I'll leave. Have a nice day" Bugs said with fake happiness which left the second he slammed the door behind him.
A/N: That's it for now. What do you think will happen? What will become of Daffy? Why did Tina hit Bugs? I don't know. Review, favorite, follow. I'll see you next time. Ciao!
