Disclaimer- I don't own Maximum Ride or any of its characters, this is purely for fun!

Owner's Guide to Maximum Ride

A Manual

Congratulations!- You are now the proud owner of your very own Maximum Ride! Finally caught and sedated courtesy of Institute scientists, this fine human-avian hybrid is all yours!

What Have I Ordered?-

Simply put, you've ordered the spunky, hot leader of the Flock. She comes complete with:

-Fang Plushie

-Jeb Batchelder punching bag

-Ari punching bag

-Extra conditioner, shampoo and other shower supplies.

-Red Van toy car

-Junky Prius toy car

-Painkillers (See how to assemble)

Note: There are no refunds, returns (unless otherwise stated) or satisfaction guarantees. Use at your own risk.

How to assemble-

Maximum Ride comes in a plain carboard box. Open with caution! Stand far back as Max will probably punch you in the face when she gets let out.

After assembling-

Max will probably apologize after she helps you off the ground. Use the painkillers if needed. Now show Max around your house and neighborhood. She will probably choose her own room now.

Added Info-

Although Max will choose a room, she won't often sleep in it. She'll most likely find a cave somewhere and snuggle up in it. Also- DON'T PIS HER OFF! If you do, you will end up bruised and half dead.

Likes to Do-

Max will often retreat to her room and "snuggle" with her Fang plushie. If she does, take a picture and post it on the net. Things will clear up in a few days. NEVER take away the plushie! We are not responsible for any death/dismemberment injuries if you do so. Max also likes to boss people around. Play along with this, or just sell her your little sibling.

Not to Give-

DO NOT give Max a feather duster. This will probably offend her. If your dad is a scientist, try not to let her know this. If she figures out, get some good insurance. If you own a Ari/Jeb/Agent, keep her far away from them!!!!!

How to Maintain-

Basically, let Max do her own thing. She is a free spirit hack hack. Be warned: she likes to take looooooooooooooong showers. We have included a surplus of shower items, and she will probably run up your hot water bill. Let Max boss you around until you get the rest of the Flock. Note- Don't let Fang into her room. You may get some extra members of the family running around. The solution to this problem is the same as that of the Fang plushie.

In Conclusion-

Enjoy your very own Maximum Ride! It is recommended you buy other fabulous products from Biotech Industries to complete your collection. Once again, enjoy!