If you want fancy, you'll get fancy SH

by ShilohHolmes

John just wants to have a nice dinner with Sarah at his flat. Sherlock has to complicate things. Short Fanfic told through text messages.

1. Chapter 1

Hey guys:) I got bored at school and decided to write down a series of text messages between John and Sherlock. I guess it just evolved into this:) I plan on it being three chapters :) Please review if you enjoy the story, or if you want to give me any tips or pointers. If enough people like it, I might write another one:) –Shiloh

Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock.

If you want fancy, you'll get fancy. –SH

5:12 Friday April 13

Conversation between John Watson and Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock: Where are you? –SH

John: Why does it matter?

Sherlock: Why won't you tell me?-SH

John: Why do you care?

Sherlock: I don't. –SH

John: Then why did you ask?

Sherlock: Would you just answer the bloody question.-SH

John: I'm at lunch with Sarah.

Sherlock: I should have known. –SH

John: Are you telling me that the world's only consulting detective couldn't figure out where I was?

Sherlock: Am. –SH

John: Huh?

Sherlock: You said, and I quote: "Are you telling me that the world's only consulting detective couldn't figure out where I was?" You should have used am. Where I am. –SH

John: What are you? The grammar police?

Sherlock: Of course not. I am a grammar detective. –SH

John: That was incredibly cheesy.

Sherlock: I thought it was creative.

John: Aren't you the one who only cares about logic.

Sherlock: Maybe. –SH

John: I thought so.

Sherlock: I know. –SH

John: What do you mean?

Sherlock: I can read your mind. –SH

John: And I'm the idiot?

Sherlock: Yes.

Sherlock: John, you know that it was not meant to be an insult. Almost everyone is. Haven't we been over this? –SH

Sherlock: So now you're ignoring me? –SH

John: You tell me. I thought you could read my mind.

Sherlock: It's called a joke. –SH

John: :O

Sherlock: What?

John: The great Sherlock Holmes actually has a since of humor?

Sherlock: Very funny. –SH

John: I thought it was hilarious.

Sherlock: You would be the only one who would find it remotely humorous. –SH

John: Not true. Sarah thinks that it was funny.

Sherlock: Whatever. –SH

John: Would you mind if Sarah comes over for dinner?

Sherlock: Do I have a say in the matter? –SH

John: No. What do we have in the pantry?

Sherlock: I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy. –SH

John: ?

Sherlock: It means idk. –SH

John: Could you run to the store and pick something up?

Sherlock: I could. –SH

John: Please, Sherlock.

Sherlock: I'll take care of it. –SH

John: That isn't very reassuring. I actually want something fancy. Oh, and clean up the flat.

Sherlock: So you just assume that anything I would pick out wouldn't be fancy. –SH

John: That's not what I, well yes, that's exactly what I meant.

Sherlock: If you want fancy, you'll get fancy. –SH

John: I'm scared.

John: Sherlock?