Phantom-Rose: So... welcome to the crazy world that is me and my cousins minds... Really, this is just a huge sack of awk, so... *Shrugs* it might be amusing to you, or it might end up being the bane of the existence of the DPxHP crossover section... Whatever. But let's get down to buisness. Christie Knight is my OC, a halfa (Call her a sue and I will kill you), and, by this timeline, 16. She's friends with Danny, too (Hence why she has his number).She doesn't live in Amity, but in a small town in the same state: Wing Haven.
I'll be handling all the DP stuff (My cousin hasn't really watched any of the episodes, so...) and she'll deal with the Potterhead stuff. And comments on that matter, Baggy?
Teddy-Lupin: Well, I just want to warn our viewers that this was formed in the middle of the night, and at parts, we could barely get through it because of our fits of insane laughter.
Phantom-Rose: Well, that is true... Hope you enojoy~ (And that I don't alienate the few people who've actually read my story...)
Mandatory Disclaimer: We don't own the characters for Harry Potter or Danny Phantom, but I (Phantom-Rose) do own the OC Christie Knight. ;)
Characters so far:
Christie Knight (OC)
Draco Malfoy
Voldemort
Bellatrix Lestrange
Fenrir Greyback
Harry Potter
Danny Fenton
Horace Slughorn
Severus Snape
Minerva McGonagall
Filius Flitwick
Pomona Sprout
Gargoyle
Dumbledore's Portrait
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley (Roonil Wazlib)
Rubeus Hagrid
-LET THE STORY BEGIN!-
Christie: *Teleports* Hey! It worked! *Looks around* Where the heck am I?
Draco: Hogwarts. Who are you? *raises eyebrow*
Christie: *Nervously looks around* Ummm…. Christie Knight… Where the heck is Hogwarts?
Draco: Hm. Well. Hogwarts is here. I would have assumed that you'd have figured that out by now. What a muggle.
Christie: *Glares* And a muggle would be…?
Draco: *Sighs and rolls eyes, getting up* Well, I suppose you can work that one out on your own. *Starts to walk away*
Christie *Follows after him angrily* Look. I need to know what country this is so I can teleport back home! Would you at least give me the courtesy of that!?
Draco: *Smirks and turns back towards the door* Goodbye.
Christie: *Growls and runs up to him, grabbing him by his arm* Look, mister. I'm not gonna leave you alone, not until you tell me where I am! And trust me, you can't get away all that easily from me.
Draco: Watch me. *Yanks arm away* *Storms out of room, slamming door* *Vanishes with a pop; appears at Malfoy Manor* Finally! Some peace and quiet away from all those prying questions. *Sighs* Muggles.
*Still at Hogwarts*
Christie: *Growls and follows through door* Dude, you are so gonna- What? Where'd he go?
Draco: *Struts into main room, sits in armchair by fire.*
Chrsistie: *Looks around classroom* Ummm… There are no other doors out of here, so… How the heck did he- *Looks at window* He did not. *Runs up to window, but sees nothing* Strange. No way a kid like that could have jumped out a window this high, and gotten away so fast.
Draco: *Puts hand in pocket, trying to pull out wand; finds nothing* *Vanishes again, back to Hogwarts* I can't believe I left my wand! *Rolls eyes and makes way back to the classroom he just left* *Sees Christie looking out window* Tries to pull out wand to defend himself, again realizing he'd lost it*
Christie: *Tenses, slowly turns around* Well, look who's back.
Draco: *What do you want? *Sneers* trying to find the best way to fall out the window? I can help there. *pushes Christie out window, standing back and grinning*
Christie: *Screams, before remembering she can fly* *Flies up* You can't rid of me that easily.
Draco: *Dashes back into classroom, snatching wand up off floor**Runs back to window and sees Christie flying; aims a curse, misses*
Chrisite: Whoa! … H-how'd you do that?
Draco: *Walks off towards the dungeons* Just stay away from me.
Christie: Stares after him* Oh come on! Come back here! *Phases through window and flies after him* Wait up, you jerk!
Draco: *Starts to run down the corridor* *Turns a corner, then disappears into great hall, sitting among the Slytherins*
Christie:*Follows after him, sees GH* *Yelps, then turns invisible* That's a lotta people…
Draco: *Sees Christie enter GH* *Stands up, waves wand and tables vanish* Well, well, well. *Everyone walks towards the walls, watching closely* *Raises eyebrow* Avada-
Harry: *Stands up* Expelliarmus! *Points wand at Malfoy*
Draco: Not you, Potter! AVADA KEDAVRA!
*Harry drops dead*
Draco: *Turns to Christie* You next, then.
Snape: Malfoy, who are you talking to! *Completely ignores that he just killed Harry*
Draco: *Smiles at Harry's dead body* Oh, nothing. ...Professor.
Christie: *Growls and turns visible* Dude, you are so getting it! I don't know what you did to that kid, but I don't think it's anything good. *Aims ectoblast at Malfoy*
Draco: *Aims wand at Christie* Crucio! *touches Dark Mark* We'll see how you look after this!
Christie: *Fires ecto just then* *Curse goes through it; curse hits Chris* AHHHHH! *Falls on ground*
Draco: *Walks forward over Christie's writhing body* *Sneers down at her* He's coming, girl.
Christie: *Grits teeth, thinking 'Can't go rage now, can't go rage…'* *Eyes snap open, they are full aqua-green*
*Voldemort appears*
*death eaters come in through the doors to the GH*
Voldemort: *Walks forward, over writhing body* Well, Draco. What do we have here?
Draco: *Says nothing, chances a glance up at Voldemort*
Christie: *Finally stands up * You... are so… getting it. *Flies at Malfoy really freaking fast*
Draco: *Is taken aback, taking a few steps backwards* Avada Kedavra! Come on! Die already!
Bellatrix: *Enters GH, pulling wand out from under cloak* *walks over behind Voldemort* Well, well, well, Draco. What is this?
Draco: *Looks up at Bellatrix* Just some Muggle. How that ever got in here…*Rolls eyes again*
Bellatrix *Eyes look over to Harry's dead body* Well, very nice, Draco.
Voldemort: *Evilly laughs, walking over to the Harry body on the floor* *kicks at Harry with bare foot, then turns back to Draco* *Smiles*
Draco: Well, I might as well... Morsmordre! *Dark Mark appears over Hogwarts, visible through ceiling*
Christie: *Finally -after a few minutes- tackles Malfoy*
Draco: *Sends a jet of red light up at Christie, she falls off him, writhing again* CRUCIO!
Christie: *Passes out after writhing a bit*
*some noise breaks out from the previously silent watchers along the walls*
Voldemort: *Looks around the hall, seeing hundreds of small children people* AVADA KEDAVRA *Moves wand in a sweeping movement, killing all of the students* HA! But what shall we do with... that. *Points to Christie*
-A few hours later, in the Dungeon-
Christie: *Wakes up* Uhhggg… What the crud happened? *Looks around* And why the heck am I in what looks like a dungeon from a horror movie?
Bellatrix: *Walks towards the girl behind the bars in the dungeon* Well, well, well. The muggle. *Hatred boils up inside her* Crucio! *Smiles evilly watching her victim*
Christie: *Growls and makes ghost shield* Will someone just tell me what the heck a freaking muggle is!?
Bellatrix: *Giggles and walks away, back towards Voldemort* Anyone want some of the Muggle?
Greyback: *Walks toward Bellatrix's voice* Did someone say Muggle? Ughh! They taste disgusting! Worse than the mudbloods! *Turns into a werewolf and lunges towards the 'that'*
Christie: *Yelps and dodges, phasing through wall* *Sighs* Thank goodness. I really need to get out of here… *Flies further away*
*On the opposite side of the castle*
Christie: *Relaxes enough to turn human* *Pulls phone out. Dials Danny* Come on, come on, pick up!
*Danny picks up*
Danny: Hello? Christie?
Christie: Danny! You need to get here, and quick!
Danny: What!? What's wrong?
Christie: Well, there's these like wizard dudes, and they're attacking me, they all have these like, British accents or something, and for whatever reason, they keep calling me a 'muggle'!
Danny: Ummm… okay then… Well… where are you?
-Yo Greyback! Get yo head out of the gutter!-
Greyback: *Pulls arm out from between two bars* Well that didn't work. I can't say I'm disappointed. I didn't feel like eating that….So, where's the Dark lord?
Bellatrix: *Runs off, finally stopping outside the headmasters study*
Gargoyle: Password?
Bellatrix: Oh, get out of the way! *Slashes wand, slicing the head off the gargoyle statue* There's your password! Come on! *Runs up the stairs with Greyback just behind her* *Reaches the top, bursts into the room and pants*
Voldemort: News? Of the muggle? What happened to it? *Twirls wand between fingers, red sparks shoot out of the end of it*
Greyback: Disappeared. I was gonna eat her…
-Roaming Charges!-
Danny: Well... Judging by the fact that your roaming charges are about a million bucks. I'm gonna say you're practically on the other side of the world…
Christie: *Pauses* British accents… Maybe I'm in Great Britain! … How fast can you get here?
Danny: *Appears next to her* Pretty fast.
Christie: Whoa! *Blinks* Geez, you coulda told me you could teleport!
Danny: Well… I can *Smiles [Like a troll]*
Christie: Jerk.
-While in the Head-
(Picture) Dumbledore: Well, well, well…Tom. What are you doing here? *Looks down out of frame at Voldemort*
Voldemort: Ah. Dumby... If only I could tell you. Where has Severus gotten to?
*Snape- standing in GH, watching McGonagall, Slughorn, Flitwick, and Sprout enter GH*
Sprout: What has happened in here? *sees dead children around Hall, eyes lingering upon Harry* SEVERUS! What HAVE you done!?
Slughorn: *rubs stomach* Ah, Severus. Nap time, I see. *Magics a sleeping bag and gets in it, lying on the floor* Can you tell me a story?
McGonagall: Horace! Get up, you lump! Can't you tell these children are dead! WAIT!? Dead?!
Flitwick: *Puts hand over heart and slips down wall* What… has happened? Did you do this?
Snape: *Runs out of the GH, heading for the head's office* Here I am!
Voldemort: Good. Now we need to act. What to do with the Muggle? Speaking of, where has it gone?
Greyback: Um…through a wall…
Voldemort: Through a wall? Then it's no Muggle, you idiot.
Belleatrix: What do you mean?
Voldemort: Well, obviously no normal muggle can walk through walls. Either it's a ghost, or some bizarre kind of wizard.
Bellatrix: Then what are we supposed to do? And why are we bothering with her in the first place?
Voldemort: Yes, Draco, Why?
Draco: *Realizes that Voldemort's gazing at him, turns away and looks out the window* No reason…
-LUMPYYY!-
Sprout: Get up Horace! We need to find out what has happened. These children…*passes out*
Slughorn: *Gets up from floor, pulling himself out of his sleeping bag* Minerva? What do we do now?
Flitwick: We shall search the school to find these children's attackers! Pomona, Lump! Come!
McGonagall: *Runs out of the GH with Flitwick, Sluggy panting along behind them* Where to?
Nearly Headless Nick: Professors! In the Headmaster's Study! You-Know-Who! Come!
Flitwick: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?! Here in Hogwarts?! We must save the students! Wait..umm… *breaks down crying on the ground*
McGonagall: Filius! Pull yourself together man! What do we do?!
Flitwick: Why are you asking me? Maybe the lump can tell you what to do. I-I am going to stay here.
Slughorn: Ummm… I have to… umm… go...*Runs out the front doors*
-YES, THEY'RE MAGIKS!-
Danny: So… You're telling me that these people can do… magic?
Christie:That's what it seems like…
Danny: Awesome~!
Christie: *Facepalms* Can you focus!? You're so scatter-brained!
Danny: Hey! I resent that!
Christie: Let's just go, Clueless One. *Flies through roof*
Danny: *Sighs and flies after Christie*
-SHALLN'T!-
McGonagall: Why am I always stuck doing everything on my own? *Reaches the gargoyle that guards the Headmaster's office, seeing it broken in two on the ground* May I? *The wall behind the gargoyle's feet reveals a spiral staircase behind it* *Jumps on, making way to the top* *Enters room, seeing Voldemort, Greyback, Bellatrix and Malfoy* You shall do no more murder here- But I shalln't! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Voldemort: *Gives a mirthless laugh before causing the curse to rebound upon its originator* Ha!
McGonagall: *Jumps out of the way as the green jet of light from her wand shoots straight at her heart, landing on the floor with a thud*
Christie: *Abruptly flies in* Back off, you fudgelump!
Danny: *Flies in as well* Yeah, what she said!
Voldemort: *Laughs insanely (then again, he's always been insane... this is normal for him…)* CRUCIO! *Laughs 'normally' as the two fall to the floor writhing in pain*
Draco: *Stands there looking slightly repulsed, but doesn't say anything, for fear of being attacked*
Bellatrix: *Joins in Voldemort's insane laughter*
Greyback: *Sits on a chair, rubbing his whiskers*
McGonagall: STUPEFY! *The spell misses Voldemort, hitting Bellatrix in the face, who falls over backwards*
Hermione: Well, hello there! Hmm…What's going on? RON! *Yells down the stairs to Roonil*
Ron: What Hermione? *Runs up the stairs, kisses Hermione, then turns around and sees Voldemort (laughing insanely…), Bellatrix (on the ground) Greyback (stroking his whiskers) McGonagall, Malfoy, and Christie and Danny (writhing on the floor)* Umm…
Hermione: Goodness. We run off to the bathroom for one hour, and already the whole school's dead and Harry's asleep, and…Voldemort! How've you been?
Voldemort: Well…quite well, Hermione. You see, your dear friend, Harry, is *Pauses for effect* dead.
Ron: *Gasp*
Hermione: *Starts bawling her eyes out*
Ron: Wait... who is that? *pointing to the writhing ones*
Voldemort: Well, those are our dear friends, umm... who are they again?
Draco: Well… The girl said she was Christie Knight…and the boy... well, he just sorta floated in…
Ron: Cool…
Voldemort: Well…this…is…awkward.
Sprout: *Bursts in the office* I just woke up from the strangest dream! All the children were dead, and... and... Voldemort… it... wasn't a dream… was it..?
Hermione: *Still crying*
Ron: *Walks over and pokes the still writhing Danneh* Umm…is he... okay?
Voldemort: *Looks down* Possibly…or not...
Snape: *Feels ignored, disappears and walks around Honeydukes, shopping for sweets*
Hermione: *Finally stops crying* Oh well. I didn't care for him anyway... This makes it a lot less awkward for us, Ron!
Ron: Yeah…*hugs Hermy-Own-Ninny*
Danny: *Screeches like a girl in pain*
Bellatrix: *Comes to, pulling herself off the floor* Ah, the mudblood has returned!
Hermione: *Throws Ron to the floor, pulling out her wand and turning to Bellatrix*
Ron: *Dusts himself off* Wow, thanks Hermione…
Voldemort: HELLO! I think I'm supposed to be the evil one here! Right!?
Ron: *To Voldemort* If you want a kiss too, just say so…*Leans towards him*
Hermione: *Slaps Ron across the face* HELLO! Your best friend's just been killed, and now you're hitting on his murderer!
Draco: Um, for the record, I killed Harry…you can't give him all the credit! *Crosses arms and pouts like an angry child*
Hermione: *Runs forward and pats Draco on the back* It's okay, we're so proud of you! You are so...wait a moment! You MURDERER! *Starts doing ballet*
Ron: *Hands Hermione her tutu* She does this a lot…
Hermione: *Does a pirouetting leap into Voldemort's arms* Dada?
Voldemort: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER! DO I LOOK LIKE A MUGGLE TO YOU?!
Hermione: Well... honestly, you look a bit like a creeper, with aspects of snake and-
Voldemort: Silence!
Ron: She's got a point, you know…
Voldemort: You know what... Crucio! *Watches Ron writhing on the floor with satisfaction*
Christie: *Stops writhing (as well as Danny)* Huh? *Shaking* Wha-what happened?
Danny: And why do I feel like I was screeching like a girl in pain?
Draco: Because you were.
Voldemort: Where did Snape go? *lifts the rug off the floor, searching for Snape*
Hermione: I don't think he's under there…Mr. um... Mort...
Voldemort: Mort? Were did that come from?
Danny: That dudes name is Mort? Honestly, that doesn't sound like the name of an evil dude. Huh..
Hermione: Well...you know… I feel odd calling him by his name, and…*Rambles on*
Ron: *Sits up after pretending to writhe on the floor* Well, I could totally go for an ice cream right about now…What about you Voldy? What kind do you want? I think I'll get a chocolate!
Danny: Just as long as it's not toast flavored!
Ron: What do you expect? Bertie Bott's every flavor ice cream?
Christie: Who's Bertie Bott?
Voldemort: Your mum!
Greyback: Ooohh! Burn!
Bellatrix: *Makes sizzle noise!*
Christie: How 'bout this for a burn? *shoots ectoblast at Voldy*
Ron: So, that's one chocolate, one anti-toast, and…
Christie: *Stops beating up Voldemort* I wanna…strawberry!
Ron: Whatta 'bout you, Hermione? Bet you want…chicken noodle soup flavored ice cream!
Hermione: Yup!
Voldemort: guess I'll take…death by chocolate!
Christie: Nobody asked you! *Punch*
Bellatrix: I wanna vaniller!
Greyback: Ummm…well, usually, I go to the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Ice Cream Emporium for my ice cream…can I get blood?
Ron: Ummm…I suppose… So that'll be one chocolate, one anti-toast, one 'vaniller,' one death by chocolate, one chicken noodle soup, a strawberry, and…blood…is that everything?
Hermione: Yeah! Can I go with you?!
Voldemort: You know what? I think it's time to break up the couple, here…I will go with the ginger and get our cold flavored dairy products.
Hermione: What about you and Bella? You know how she crushes on you so bad when her hubby is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HER!
Voldemort: *Blushes*
Bellatrix: How do you know?!
Christie and Danny: BELLA & MORTY SITTING IN A TREE!
All but Voldy and Bella: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Voldemort: You shall all perish!
Ron: Can I perish next Tuesday? I've got a thing…
Bellatrix: *Holds Voldemort's hand* So, that's it! We are going to get your ice cream, and we won't poison any of it.
Christie: Well, that's reassuring…
Hermione: My mummy told me not to eat sketchy ice cream…
Danny: Oh, but sketchy toast is fine…*Rolls eyes*
Voldemort: Well, Adios! We're going to Cancun on holiday!
Ron: But…what about my ice cream?!
Voldemort: Have Harry bring it to you! *Smirk*
Ron: Hey, Malfoy! Do you want any- WAIT! You killed my Harry! I'm gonna kill you! HAGRID!
Hagrid: What? *Appears out of thin air* Do you need me to sit on anyone else?
Ron: Yes-
Christie: Well…is it time to wake up from this crazy dream yet?
Ron: Not quite! *Takes off robe, revealing pink fluffy bunny suit beneath it* WE GONNA GET FUNKY!
Danny: Someone kill me! NOW!
Hermione: Ronnie! Why did you take my bunny suit! You know I need that! So what? Eating Harry's last ever breakfast wasn't enough? You had to steal my Bunnebs too!
Ron: You named it BUNNEBS?
Hermione: Well, at least I don't have a Harry doll! That I sleep with!
Christie: Okay, I'm… I'm just gonn-gonna go…NOW! *Flies out of room*
Danny: Look what you did! She can withstand anything!
Hermione: Well… obviously not everything…
END OF CHAPTER 1!
Teddy-Lupin: Well, There's our first chapter! Sorry, we went a bit OOC, especially with Hermione...But... All reviews are greatly appreciated, and more chapters will be up (hopefully) soon! Please check out our other stories! Anything to add, Erialc?
Phantom-Rose: No, not really... Oh yeah. I did make Danny have a vandetta against toast... So... Oh, and 'Baggy' and 'Erialc' are our code names... Yeah, let's go with that!
Please R&R~! =D