~Announcement~

Hey guys! It's me, again! I'm sorry for any delay! And also, if you don't like profanity, I'm warning you early. GET OUT! Ahem. Sorry, but anyways, this is when shit gets real. REAL FAST.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own FMA. Or else FMA would've shown more of you-know-who's children.

Warning: Profanity, or in simple words, cussing, and some mature themes suggested. Also pop-culture references! No, seriously. What if I make a reference to Donald Trump having sex with France from Hetalia? Yeah, I'm pretty sure some people just died...

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"Urgh, did I fall off the bed again?" No, couldn't be. My floor's carpet, not wood. I opened my eyes slightly. What...Why is it so dark? I opened my eyes again, but only saw shapes of cleaning supplies and coats because I'm as blind as a bat in the dark. Wait...I thought I saw a person...Did I sleep-walk? No...There are no records of me sleep-walking...But there are records of me falling off my bed...I'm so groggy...I need more sleep...

~_A Couple Hours Later_~

My...god...I'm...still...tired...most...likely...from...hunger...NO! I need to get up! I tried to get up, but fell on my stomach. Oh fuc-I mean, fudge...After several attempts in the last how-many minutes, I got up, only to trip over something. Is this me hallucinating after I had my weird FMA dream? I looked down, only to see my friend. WAIT. ONLY TO SEE MY FRIEND?! HOLY HELL! MY DREAM WAS NOT A DREAM! THIS IS MY FRIEND, JAQUELIN MAYLEAF LEESON?! THEN THAT MEANS MY OTHER FRIEND MUST BE HERE TOO! HOLY-I NEED TO WAKE HER UP. I nudged her a couple times, then pushed her. She hit me in the nose, and then opened her eyes. Well, I think she opened her eyes.

"Meicee Oceana Hui-Fang, I'm going to kill you...MEICEE! WHAT TH-" I covered her mouth as she struggled to get my hand off, but I made a"shhh" sound and tried to calm her down.

"Shhhh! Some people outside are probably going to hear us if you keep shouting! I don't care if you bite me, but you have to either whisper or just plain shut up! Sorry about that." I whisper-shouted that, and I let go of her as soon as I stopped talking.

"Meicee, what are you doing here? What is this place?"

"We're currently in a storage room or closet, I'm not so sure. But don't worry about getting dirty or being in our p-jammies. But I think this is my fault." She sat down, criss-cross applesauce, and I did too.

"How? What?"

"I wished for us to go somewhere and dreamt about it. But my dream ended so early, so I only know that Nick's in Rush Valley."

"You are crazy, you know that?! Meicee!" She hit me lightly, but I didn't care. She needs to hit a lot harder to survive in this world.

"Thanks! Keep your voice down! And we are in FMA, or FullMetal Alchemist."

"The anime you are currently obsessed about? The one with Edward Elric?" I blushed and nodded. She facepalmed and sighed.

"Yes. I'm not sure about that part yet, but I know that we're not at home."

"I already know that. So you say Nick's in Rushmore or something?" I groaned at my friend's lack of anime knowledge.

"Rush Valley! Get it right! Sorry."

"Whatever. We need to get out of here. And is that what you wear every night?" I looked down, seeing myself wear my pink robe with stars, covering my orange-red sleeveless top with leaves and flowers. I pulled up my purple, rainbow peace-sign, fuzzy pants. Oh great. At least Jaquelin's wearing a t-shirt with a blue star on it and some reasonable pants.

"Yeah. It's comfy. Nothing wrong." I shrugged and sat closer to her.

"Then what do we do?"

"We try to make a grand escape. Sneak out and then we need to worry."

"Why?" I gave her an "omg are you fucking kidding me" look.

"There's no food, no clean water, and plus, we don't have money!"

"Oh." She began to turn the closet's knob, and I stopped her.

"What the fuck you think you're doing?!"

"Opening the door. We DO need to escape, right?"

"Yes, but now's not the time! We need to be strategic!"

"Aren't you a smart cookie? Here, have some anime posters." Oh my god. Is she not taking this seriously?! Oh god, when I get back home...She opened the freaking door. Oh fuck me. I walked in front of her, and saw probably the thing I feared of the most. Being in FMA. I mean, it's my dream, but it scares me about how easy you can die. Riza cocked her gun, and Roy walked towards us, dropping his paperwork.

"See?! Jaquelin, I told you to wait!" She looked scared, actually scared. I saw her in many emotions, but I've never seen her scared before. I walked in front of her, blocking her with my body.

"Who are you two? How did you get into my office? What's the deal with your clothes? Why-" I cut him off, and this time is the time to shine.

"What is this? A 30-year old man giving a lecture to two, random Xingese girls? Pfft, I've seen worse. How about we discuss this after we have our meal?" He was hesitant at first, but ordered Fuery to grab two lunch trays with PB&Js. When he came back, I was still protecting Jaquelin, since she was clueless about the FMA world. I know how it begins, and I know how it ends. When she sat down to eat, We whispered at each other in Chinese so that they couldn't hear nor understand us.

"Who's that man and that woman with the gun?"

"I can't tell you, but it's definitely them."

"Who?"

"Eat your meal. We'll discuss matters with them after."

"What?"

"I know how this goes. I read too many fanfics about these situations. I know what I'm doing." She nodded, and ate her PB&J, and gulped it down with the milk they provided us. I ate my sandwich, and ate half of the orange. There was no way in hell that I'm drinking milk.

"Why aren't you drinking your milk?" I glared at Mustang, and then back at the tray. I plopped an orange slice in my mouth and chewed it slowly.

"Because, it's a disgusting little liquid made from a cow's nipple-looking thing." I swallowed my orange slice and plopped in another. Roy sat down, and Riza came running over.

"Humph. Reminds me of another guy I know. Anyways, let's get down to business. How do I know that you girls aren't spies?" Jaquelin began to speak, but I cut her short. I gave her a "I got this" look.

"You can search our clothes. Heck, you can even kill us and forget that this ever happened!"

"You're a tough one, you know that? Really , tell me the truth." I smirked and said it as clear as day.

"I'm Meicee, that's Jaquelin, I'm 12, she 11, and we're from another dimension/world. You could say that we come from the other side of the Gate." Riza and Roy looked shocked, and Havoc, who was apparently with us, gasped. Jaquelin had a poker face on, and I grinned like a madman.

~Author's Note~
Yep, you guessed it. I'm 12. No lying to you guys now, huh? Don't say like "You're too young to cuss and read fanfiction!" Oh puh-lease! Boys at school say "fuck" and my other friend (not in this fanfic) reads lemons and "7 Minutes in Heaven!" Oh god, that sounds really bad now that I think about it...But anyways, yeah. there. boom. no caps. so Doge. The cat's out of the armor. This is BlackMidnightWhite, signing out. BYE!~