Fear And Loathing at SGC by Tu

Title: Fear And Loathing at SGC
Author: Tu
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Season/sequel: n/a
Spoiler: n/a
disclaimer: I don't own Sg1 (darn) I didn't get any money (double Darn) I only own Joe (ugh)
Author's note: Meet Joe. Joe is a character I thought of during a lecture on ancient Iran in my archeology class.(Yes I wasn't listening, like usual.) Joe is mine so if ya wanna use him just ask. Hopefully we will see more of Joe.(Written 3/16/2000,during lecture hall)

My name is Joe. I work at Stargate Command. I have the worst job in the world. I am...a medic. I have found that there are two things to fear in this place.

The Gou'ald and worse..SG1. Sg1 is feared more than anything in the universe. I have found that they always, ALWAYS, come home hurt.

Don't get me wrong, I love my job. Or rather I used to love my job. Before I came here I had a normal life.

But now I live to serve Sg1. I swear one of these days Dr. Jackson is going to come throught the Gate with his head under his arm. (Oh, I really don't buy that Dr. Jackson and Carter pool. It's O'Neill and Carter.)

"Off world activation."

Well,I'm off. No one is scheduled to come back yet. So we all know what that means. Sg1 is coming back. I think I'll just make my way to the Gate room now.

"Medic team to the Gate room. Medic team to the Gate room."