TITLE: Driving (aka Janet's revenge)
AUTHOR: TU
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CATEGORY: humor
SPOILERS: N.A.
SEASON / SEQUEL: N.A.
RATING: G
CONTENT Warnings/a
SUMMARY: Jack and Daniel are forced to take Cassie and her friend somewhere...
STATUS: done
ARCHIVE: Heliopolis , Fan I don't own Sg1. (someone does thought) I didn't get any money for this story (darn)
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This is a story taken from my own experiences from camp. Trade Jack and Daniel for two camp counselors.
She's into superstition
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
That girls gonna make me fall
She's into new sensations
New kicks in the candlelight
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night
"Remind me again how we got roped into this?" Jack asked as he gripped the steering wheel.
"Cassie gave you the 'puppy-dog' face and you caved." Daniel said beside him.
"Oh, like you did any better. Janet cornered you."
"She did not."
"Excuse me, I can't here the song." A voice from behind them said.
"Sorry."
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain
"Jack, turn it up." Cassie called out.
"What?"
"Very funny."
Upside inside out
She's livin'la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skins the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la lida loca
She's livin' la vida loca
"Ok, I'm going deaf." Daniel said sighing.
"WHAT?"
"Very funny, Jack."
RING
"Hello?...Carter, where the he punch heck are you?" Jack asked.
"Well..." Daniel looked at him with a look of half dread as voices bellowed out the song behind him.
"What do you mean, the Gate broke? Where's Teal'c?"
"Dr. Jackson, are we almost there?" one of the voices asked.
"Yes, Kelly."
"Katie"
"Katie, I'm sorry."
"Dr. Jackson, what's that?"
"Yes, what's that (leaning forward, and unpausing the
CD)
Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart
And she took my money
She must have slipped me a sleeping pill
"What do you mean 'he's stepped out'? Where's Teal'c
gonna step out to?"
"Daniel, Stop Turning It Down!!!!!"
"Cassie, I want to be able to hear."
She never drinks the water
Makes you order French champaine
And once you've had a taste of her
You'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane
"ARE WE THERE YET?"
"No"
"HOW MUCH LONGER?"
"I don't know. Five, ten minutes."
"Carter, are you telling me, Teal'c went on a
mission?"
She'll make you take your
Clothes of and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to the brain
"Jack, turn here,"
"YEAH!!!WE'RE ALMOST THERE."
"Carter...Carter! Don't tell me that."
"Daniel, can we go on the Side-Splitter first?"
"What's the Side-Splitter?"
"WHO'S LAUGHING IN TH BACKGROUND?"
"Um, Jack, you might want to find a parking place."
"WE'RE HERE. WE'RE HERE."
"Janet, I'm going to kill you."
"Stand in line Jack."
"Hi, Welcome to Adventure Island. How many?"
"Two adults and ten children."
"Are you here for the Girl Scout Day?"
glare
glare
"I'll take that as a yes."
"I'm going to kill Janet and Carter."
"Wait, Sam knew about this?"