Author: This fic was requested by Btrluv4ever. This fic takes place after my story 'Great Time Back in LA' but before the beginning of 'You were so cute when you were young.'
Disclaimer: I don't own BTR.
Big Time Psycho.
"Can we go now?" Carlos pleaded ready to go and spend this sunny day at the pool instead of at the studio.
"Not yet." Gustavo said just as Freight Train walked in carrying both Katie and Jasmine on his back. "Time to check the mail." Gustavo told them already heading for his office.
Katie stood up straitening out her shirt. "Check the mail?" She shot Freight Train an annoyed glance. "You brought us all the way down here to check your mail?"
"Not just any mail..." Gustavo said coming back with two bags throwing them on the ground envelopes landing on the floor "Fan mail."
"So..." Jasmine looked at the pile of envelopes. "You take us away from the pool to... help the guys check their mail?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
Gustavo nodded. "Yes and no." He said as Kelly walked over with two envelopes specifically handing them to the girls. "Guess who have some fan mail of their own?" She asked grinning.
"Cool!" The girls grinned eagerly opening their mail.
"Look at this one." Katie grinned as she started reading. "Katie and Jasmine are such a fun duo they both funny looking good and I can't get over the ironic fact that they just like their older brothers are best friend." She read out loud.
They were all busy with their mail all enjoying their compliments when Kendall spoke up. "Hey guys you should read this one." He said looking a bit amazed.
The letter:
Halooo Big Time Rush! I doubt your gonna read my letter seeing you guys probably get like a zillion letters but if you are reading it then I just wanna say: You guys made my life worth living again!
If had two really hard years all my friends and family abounded me or visited me cause I did some really weird things. My birthday is this Saturday and even though I know nobody will come it will still be a great day cause I'll be listening to your music
Signed Nora Dirshslit.
"Dirshlit." Carlos laughed.
"Can you imagine not having anyone visit your birthday, not even family?" Carlos asked wide eyed.
"Yes." Jasmine stated crossing her arms pouting.
"You didn't even know you had other family back then Jazz." James sighed.
"And I didn't know you back then so I have no blame in that." Katie added.
"I kn.. I'm not blaming James!" Jasmine rolled her eyes. "I'm just saying I can imagine how it feels to have nobody at your birthday can a girl actually say something without starting a discussion?" She asked throwing her hands in the air.
BTR-BTR-BTR-BTR.
Three days later.
"Do I have to go?" Jasmine whined.
"Yes Fujisaki wants to meet you." Kelly nodded still holding the car open waiting for the girl to get in.
"And when I say I don't want to..."
"It will have no affect." Kelly said nodding pulling the twelve year old's arm.
"How come Katie doesn't have to go?"
"Cause Katie has a date." Katie smirked bending down to look through the window.
"And if Katie doesn't act nicer mom won't let you go on that date." Kendall warned from his seat in the van.
"She can't it's the last time I can see Travis before he goes on vacation visiting family in North Carolina." Katie said crossing her arms. "And we all know what happened when Jasmine's boyfriend went to visit family in Japan."
"That does not count!" Jasmine protested. "His grandfather died and his dad had to stay to take over the 'family busniss'."
"Would you hurry up and get in the limo!" Gustavo snapped. "I've heard Fujisaki fires everyone who misses his birthday party."
Kelly frowned putting her hands on her hips. "Oh but he can fall asleep on our parties?" She asked looking annoyed.
Gustavo just shrugged.
"All I know is... You have to go to Fujisaki's birthday and I doooon't" Katie said doing a weird dance.
BTR-BTR-BTR-BTR.
"Are we there yet?" Carlos asked.
"NO!" Gustavo snapped.
"Hey how old is fujisaki getting anyway?" Jasmine asked frowning slightly.
"Uhm.. Let's just say there will be many candles." Gustavo slowly replied.
"Which means there will be a big birthday cake." James grinned as he and Carlos bumped their fists together both dressed in their party king outfits.
"I doubt Fujisaki is allowed to still eat sugar his age." Logan said said as everyone fell silent.
"As in when you grow old your not allowed cake and sweet stuff anymore?" Carlos asked wide eyed.
"Nope." Logan shook his head.
Kendall frowned looking shocked. "Seriously then why grow so old?" He asked and Logan shrugged.
N' hours later.
"Are we there yet?" Carlos asked for the tenth time.
"NO!" Both Kelly and Gustavo snapped.
Kendall sighed. "Gustavo we're lost aren't we?"
"Lost?" Gustavo asked with forced humor. "Of course we're just taking the longer short cut?"
"How is there a longer shor-" Logan was about to say but stopped hearing Gustavo's angry growl.
Carlos frowned. "Nah.. I'm pretty sure we're lost."
"Defiantly lost." Jasmine agreed.
"Maybe we should ask for directions somewhere?" James offered.
"I know where I'm going!" Gustavo yelled finally turning to them throwing his hands in the air.
"Tree!" Kelly screamed grabbing the steering wheel. Everyone screamed as they barely missed the tree coming to a halt in the middle of a park.
"That was kinda fun!" Carlos cheered laughing.
"It wasn't." Kendal, James and Logan hissed.
"Everyone alright?" Kelly asked glancing at backseat.
"We're fine." Logan nodded. "Other the fact we're still lost.
"We. Are. Not. LOST!" Gustavo screamed at him. Behind them James was whispering something to his sister who nodded. "Gustavo?" She asked quietly.
"What?" Gustavo angrily turned to them.
Jasmine looked down blinking a lot. "Can we pretty please go and ask directions I don't like being lost." She said looking at Gustavo with big puppy eyes.
Gustavo looked at her long. "Fine." He grumbled.
"Thanks!" Jasmine called as she ad the guys immediately got out of the van.
"Don't stay away to long!" Kelly called after them.
BTR-BTR-BTR-BTR.
"Some girls have it and some girls don't." Jasmine said smirking as they walked past some houses.
"But... Come on at some point you won't be able to keep doing that." Logan argued.
Jasmine shrugged. "Oh say that to the puppy eyes Logan. Tell the eyes." She giggled blinking innocently.
"Whatever." Logan sighed shaking his head.
Kendall looked at the houses."Let's ask here." He said.
"lets just hope someone is even home." James said as Kendall knocked. Immediately a girl probably seventeen maybe eighteen looked through the window. "Oh my god!" She cried opening the door.
"Hi." Kendall began. "We're B-"
"Big Time Rush!" The girl cried hysterically. "Oh my god! You're all actually here at my house!" She screamed. "I'm Nora!" She said nearly dragging Kendall in.
Logan frowned a the name. "Nora Dirshlit?" He asked following her to the living area blinking as the sound of their music filled his ears.
"Dirshlit." Carlos chuckled as he, James and Jasmine walked in.
"If your Nora... Dirshlit." James stopped hearing Carlos and Jasmine giggle behind him. He frowned doing the math. "Then isn't today your birthday."
"Yesss." Nora nodded looking like she might pass out any moment now.
Jasmine looked around in the apartment. "You weren't kidding when you said nobody would come this place is deserted."
Nora grinned walking closer to James.
Jasmine yelped as Logan suddenly covered her eyes. "Logan?" She protested trying to remove his hand.
"Sorry Jazz but moments like this have to be censored." Logan stated firmly.
"What?" Jasmine asked.
Meanwhile Kendall and Carlos were trying to remove Nora who kept trying to kiss James. "Oh James!" Nora moaned trying to get closer.
"Eww!" Jasmine gasped briefly stopping with trying to remove Logan's hand from her eyes. "Are they like... doing it?"
"Jasmine!" The guys groaned.
"Well what would you think if someone was covering your eyes and heard that kind of moaning?" She shot back.
"Look we just want to know if you have a map or something!" James hastily said once he got Nora of of him.
"A map?" Nora slowly asked before nodding and grabbing on from a drawer."Here." She said handing it to Kendall.
"Thanks." Kendall replied taking the map. "Alright let's go back to Gustavo and Kelly an-"
"Your leaving?" Nora cut him of. "But you just got here that would make me a horrible host." She said suddenly breathing harder. "Oh my god I'm a horrible host!" She gasped as tears started to roll down her cheeks.
"Oh.. now don't cry come on now." Kendall awkwardly put a hand on her shoulder. "Your not a horrible host. It was... fun being here."
"So fun." James muttered crossing his arms.
"Really?" Nora sniffled.
Kendall looked at the others who were all a bit uncomfterable by this weird girl but nodded. "Yeah... But look we really need to go right no so..." He trailed of.
"I'm a good host? That's the nicest thing someone ever said to me! I love you guys!" She grinned apparently happy again. "Before you go at least have some birthday cake."
The guys looked at each other getting closer to discus this. "They do that a lot." Jasmine explained with a small shrug noticing Nora's confused look
"Let's at least have some cake guys. Look at how upset we made her." Kendall whispered. Carlos nodded. "She is weird but it's her birthday and she has cake."
Logan frowned slowly shaking his head. "I don't know guys we really need to go to Fujisaki's birthday to. James?" He asked turning to the tallest member of the band.
"No way!" James shook his head. "She tried to kiss me!"
"Like that never happened before!" Kendall shot back.
"Not my fault I'm gorgeous!" James shot back grabbing his lucky comb from his pocket and running it through his hair.
"Guys!" Logan sighed shaking his head.
Their semi argument was interrupted when they heard Jasmine and Nora walking of. "You keep the cake in your basement?" Jasmine askd raising an eyebrow as she followed Nora.
"Jasmine..." James sighed plaming his forehead as he and his friends followed Jasmine and Nora to the basment.
BTR-BTR-BTR-BTR.
"Is... Is that a recording booth?" Logan asked frowning.
"The recording booth? She has a chicken farm and your surprissed about a recording booth?" Kendall hissed.
"First I had only had one chicken dear Maurice but then I had to leave for a long time so I got him a friend. When I came back there were lots of suped duper sweet tiny chicks!" Nora explained looking in the tiny fridge. "But uhm... I was hoping you could sing something for me in the booth."
Kendall sighed. "Nora look... I what are you doing?"
Nora was on her knees blinking a lot.
"Oh." Jasmine realized. "You watched www. Bustyourbuildingmanager. com." Jasmine stated. "I gave a demonstration on how to make everyone forgive you once you got caught."
"Please." Nora pleaded through clenched teeth.
"Though I don't think she's doing it right." She looked at Nora on the floor. "Don't do it like that, your face might get stuck that way." She warned. "You better stop."
"Can't." Nora shook her head her face stuck on that look.
Jasmine sighed bending down poking Nora a bit trying to get her face back to normal. "I supose Katie and I should have put up a warning for that..."
"Ah." Nora gasped patting her cheeks once her face got out of of Jasmine and Katie's famous puppy dog eye look before turning to one of the tiny chicks. "Saw that chicky aunty nora's face got all cute but now it's normal again!" She cheered. Before turning back to the boys. "Could you please sing just one song for me?"
The guys sighed knowing they had to grant her that one birthday wish and walked in the booth.
"Your gonna sing to?" Kendall asked as Jasmine followed them in.
"That or stay there with the chicken girl." Jasmine shrugged.
'click'
Logan froze hearing the door go in the click. "Nora?" He asked her nervously. "Why did you lock the door?"
Nora pressed a button. "Sorry I didn't hear you what was that?"
"Why did you lock the door?" Carlos asked this time.
"You know I had the cast of icarly here once they were like angles. I learned something I could be great if I did things on my own." Nora replied grinning.
"That's great Nora but could you unluck the door?" James asked hoping she would do it but knowing the chance of that happening were small.
"So this time I'm keeping my new angles." Nora stated.
Everyone in the booth gulped.
Author: Like I said this fic was requested and therefor has no official part in the series. It might take a while before I post the next and last chapter.
Ironic fact I found while doing research for this story: The first ever episode of iCarly that I ever saw was called isaw him first in which Carly and Sam fight over a boy none other then James Maslow! The funny thing is I thought he was kinda cute then. Now I'm like totally crushing over him.
Seems like my thirteen year old self and my sixteen year old self have the same taste when it comes to boys.