AN: I'm not dead guys! I know that I haven't updated in a while, but I got distracted by life, and recently school. But here's a crack fic I wrote, not sure if I'll update my other story, but I'll try. Enjoy!
I was on vacation in Italy when I almost died. Basically, I was in Venice, fell into a canal, and was saved. When I woke up, I saw two blondes arguing. It was obvious they weren't from around here because they were talking in English, one with a British accent and the other with an American one. When they saw that I was awake, the American, who was dripping wet, ask," are you okay?" I was too much in shock to even think a coherent thought. These two are… England and America from Hetalia! That's one of my favorite animes! After a few seconds of me staring wide eyed and open mouthed, England sighed and pulled America up. "Idiot, she's a fan girl. She's watched that show Kiku made. Besides, we're on vacation." He said, dragging America away. All the while, he was whining," But Iggy!" I stared after them for a little while longer before I got up and continued walking.
Later that same day, I was at a market looking for something to make for dinner, when I bumped into someone. When I looked up, I saw a group of people that were… grey? This is starting to get weird. I then realized that someone was shouting at me, so I turned to look at them… It's Karkat. Of course. "… I am your god, do you understand? You can't just run into me and act like its nothing…" is the snippet of his rant that I heard. "Dude," I said, poking his face. He stops ranting and stares at me. So, I have his attention now, and I say the first thing that comes to mind, "Suck my creaking bone bulge." Now all the trolls are staring at me. "Motherfucker." Gamzee whispered. Then suddenly, John flies into the scene! "Wow!" he said in a surprised voice, "No one talks back to Karkat like that!" we then hear strange noises coming from under a table. I look and what do I see? Dirk and Jake making out. So I squeal like the little fan girl I am. When I finish, we talk for a bit. "Hey… Where's Gamzee?" Tavros asks. Dirk and Jake are gone, too." John says. I then look up. And to my surprise, I see Dirk and Jake in a gondola, pushed by Gamzee, on a rainbow. "Gondola AWAY!" Dirk and Jake scream in unison as they ride of to the moon. And just before they disappear, I hear Gamzee say one last thing.
"Mother. Fucking. Miracles."
AN: little back story for this:
In italian, me and two of my friends were talking about the projects we were working on. One of them, Katie, was doing gondolas. Somehow we came up with "gondola away" and then added that when you do, it's to the moon on a rainbow. Very crack fic worthy. So I wrote this and added my last obsession, Hetalia, and my current obsession, Homestuck.
Hope you enjoyed! I'll try to update Reading With The Past, Present, and Future. Mad I need to make an acronym for that fanfic. Anyway, bye for now, and hopfully I wont disappear for so long…
~Raven the time traveler