~A Collection Of FFX/2 Song Parodies~
by Goggle
Hello, friends and enemies and aquaintances and people I don't acknowledge the existence of! I've got some new song parodies for you FFX and FFX-2 fans (who haven't been exposed to my greatness yet :-)
This is a collection, meaning more than one. I will continue to include more until I run out of ideas. I'll try to go to 10, the number of Kingdom Hearts parodies I had. But I'm sure I'll have more than 10 eventually.
My goal is to be funny, but I don't expect to be laugh-out-loud funny [It's ok if you think I am :-)]. If this gets a smile out of you, then I've achieved my goal.
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DISCLAIMER:The following is a parody of "Toxic", written by C. Dennis, C. Karlsson, P. Winnberg, and H. Jonback, and performed by Britney Spears. The original song appears on Britney Spears's album "In The Zone". I am in no way associated with the writers, performer, or anyone else involved in the making of this track. Although I really wish I was.
Likewise, I do not own Final Fantasy X-2. All characters belong to Square Enix. I am not associated with Square Enix or anyone else involved in the making of this game.
I'd like to note that this parody is making fun of the wide range of, uh, original fics about FFX and FFX-2 (which are mostly in the FFX section). I don
t mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I really do read them and like some of them, but the idea came to me and it worked, so don't flame me for making fun of you because I'm not. And don't flame me for using a Britney Spears song. If you have to flame me, only do so if this parody has reached a new level of suckitude.
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FANFIC
Baby, can't you see
Your fandom's
Got some high school fics and some random
Bits of humor
But it's dumb
It's not all bad
Though I ask why
You pair Gippal
Up with Baralai
Your romancing
Is all a lie
I know
It's fiction
But you never
Mentioned Vegnagun
After ten-two's done
I read the first chapter
And realize
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
Whether angst, death, or fluff
You know I'll read your fanfic
New summoners, so-and so's kid
Suppose Auron was never dead
Crazy ideas hurt my head
A bad
Reviewer
Cause nobody can know that they are
My guilty pleasure
I read the first chapter
And realize
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
Whether angst, death, or fluff
You know I'll read your fanfic
(The first chapter, I realize)
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
I read the first chapter
And realize
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
I'm busy reading now
Favorite authors now
I kind of like it, how?
I'm busy reading now
Favorite authors now
I kind of like it, how?
~~~~~
Well, did you like it? Then review it so I can know how much you liked it. Hated it? Review anyway! Tell me what I did wrong! I can take constructive criticism!Got any ideas? Tell me!
More parodies to come!
by Goggle
Hello, friends and enemies and aquaintances and people I don't acknowledge the existence of! I've got some new song parodies for you FFX and FFX-2 fans (who haven't been exposed to my greatness yet :-)
This is a collection, meaning more than one. I will continue to include more until I run out of ideas. I'll try to go to 10, the number of Kingdom Hearts parodies I had. But I'm sure I'll have more than 10 eventually.
My goal is to be funny, but I don't expect to be laugh-out-loud funny [It's ok if you think I am :-)]. If this gets a smile out of you, then I've achieved my goal.
~~~~~
DISCLAIMER:The following is a parody of "Toxic", written by C. Dennis, C. Karlsson, P. Winnberg, and H. Jonback, and performed by Britney Spears. The original song appears on Britney Spears's album "In The Zone". I am in no way associated with the writers, performer, or anyone else involved in the making of this track. Although I really wish I was.
Likewise, I do not own Final Fantasy X-2. All characters belong to Square Enix. I am not associated with Square Enix or anyone else involved in the making of this game.
I'd like to note that this parody is making fun of the wide range of, uh, original fics about FFX and FFX-2 (which are mostly in the FFX section). I don
t mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I really do read them and like some of them, but the idea came to me and it worked, so don't flame me for making fun of you because I'm not. And don't flame me for using a Britney Spears song. If you have to flame me, only do so if this parody has reached a new level of suckitude.
~~~~~
FANFIC
Baby, can't you see
Your fandom's
Got some high school fics and some random
Bits of humor
But it's dumb
It's not all bad
Though I ask why
You pair Gippal
Up with Baralai
Your romancing
Is all a lie
I know
It's fiction
But you never
Mentioned Vegnagun
After ten-two's done
I read the first chapter
And realize
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
Whether angst, death, or fluff
You know I'll read your fanfic
New summoners, so-and so's kid
Suppose Auron was never dead
Crazy ideas hurt my head
A bad
Reviewer
Cause nobody can know that they are
My guilty pleasure
I read the first chapter
And realize
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
Whether angst, death, or fluff
You know I'll read your fanfic
(The first chapter, I realize)
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
I read the first chapter
And realize
Your fanfiction can't be right (Ohh Ohh)
OC, AU, and crap are all I find
But I can't get enough
So I still read your fanfic
I'm busy reading now
Favorite authors now
I kind of like it, how?
I'm busy reading now
Favorite authors now
I kind of like it, how?
~~~~~
Well, did you like it? Then review it so I can know how much you liked it. Hated it? Review anyway! Tell me what I did wrong! I can take constructive criticism!Got any ideas? Tell me!
More parodies to come!