Virtual Pokemon Insanity

PART 1 : GUESS WHO'S BACK!!

Chapter 1: What the heck is wrong with my TV?!

I had just sat down to watch TV. My Gameboy Color was still on and I was going to be playing Pokemon Silver while watching Pokemon, and drawing my created Pokemon. I started watching as Ash first met Pikachu and then the mouse Pokemon zapped both him and the professor. I smirked and finished my drawing of a 'Pikafree', which is a mixture of Pikachu and a Butterfree. I started sketching Eevee and I picked up my remote to change the channel since I was also watching another TV show at the same time during a commercial. I put my clipboard down and started working on my team of Pokemon which consisted of Eevee (obviously my favorite), Fraligatr, Ampharos, Ho-oh, Lugia, and Mewtwo.

It was fairly obvious that I was a bit into my battle with my rival so I didn't see the TV switch to a very different channel.

"Hey Jessie! Isn't that the tom-boy twerp that was with those other twerps?" A very familiar male voice spoke up. I looked up at the TV to see Jessie, James, and Meouth of TR. Oddly enough they were staring straight at me.

"Uh..." I gawked and gripped my remote. "Wrong channel?" I said nervously before pressing it a dozen times trying to change back to the station where I was watching Ash's first adventure.

"Say, since when did that brat get on TV?!" Jessie asked bitterly. My jaw dropped and so did my remote.

"I'm not on TV! You are!" I shouted back before clamping a hand over my mouth. "Shi-take Mushrooms!!!"

"Yeah, it's her alright!" Meouth announced. "I know dat annoying tone!"

"Okay then, GO ARBOK!" Jessie's Pokeball literally came from my TV screen and my knees started knocking as I was face to face with the infamous Cobra Pokemon.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!" I shouted, slamming my clipboard on the snake's head. Arbok continued getting more and more stunned by the second.

"I don't get it!" Meouth shouted. "Why isn't she using her Pokemon?!"

"I DON'T HAVE ANY!!!" I yelled and KOed Arbok.

"Okay then...GO WHEEZING!" James' Pokemon came out and sent smoke billowing through the room I still had my Gameboy when I started coughing and dropped my clipboard.

"Why COUGH can't I keep my HACK big mouth shut?!" I said between coughing before a bright light flashed through the room.

Chapter 2: Great Escape

The next thing I knew, I was in the balloon. I sat up and noticed a small yellow mouse in a container.

"Pikachu?" I asked. Pikachu looked directly at me and knocked on the glass. I looked at my waist and saw a belt with six Pokeballs and I was also carrying a backpack like I did in the game. "What the hell?"

"Well, prepare for trouble!" Jessie laughed once she saw I was awake.

"And make it double!" James started.

"To protect the world from..."

"Will ya shut up already?! I already know your freaking motto!" I yelled.

"Be quiet!" Meouth aimed his claws at me but I swiftly grabbed Pikachu's container and held it in front of me.

"MEOUTH!!" Jessie screamed.

"NO!!!!" James and Jessie clung to each other and the claws broke the glass surrounding Pikachu.

"MEOW? Uh...oh..." Meouth looked at Pikachu fearfully as the electric mouse and I grinned.

"PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCK!" I yelled. Pikachu sent volts of electricity through the balloon. I didn't mind for some strange reason, it was as if I had been electrocuted a few zillion times before. The balloon exploded after I jumped out.

"PIKAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Pikachu yelled. " WHY DID WE JUMP?! "

"Pokeball GO! LUGIA!" Lugia appeared and swiftly caught me and Pikachu on its back. "Oh...oh thank god..." I gasped and clamped onto Lugia as it landed.

Chapter 3: Welcome back?

"Did we land yet?" I asked as Lugia landed on the ground.

" We did. " Pikachu smiled.

"H-hey, how come I understand you?" I asked.

" Don't you remember? I accidentally zapped you in Celadon. "

"You did?" I blinked and looked at the surrounding area. "Where am I then?"

" Johto... Far away from Team Rocket, that's for sure... " Pikachu responded. " But we're separated from the others. "

"Others?"

" Sheesh, did the smog and electric attacks get to you girl? " It asked.

"Okay, okay, just review to me what happened. I need to...erm...remember." I said. Pikachu sighed and scratched its head.

" Okay, after the Indigo League we lost contact with you during the blimp incident. Then during the Orange Islands we met up again but you vanished for a strange reason after trying to help me and Misty against a weird Pokemon. Then Team Rocket kidnapped me and pulled you out of a small screen and you looked as you did around a year ago. "

"A year?!" I felt my head and pulled off a hat that looked like Ash's only the colors were inverted. "Since when did I wear a hat?"

" Yep, you're delirious alright... "

" Pikachu, just tell her how you and the others first met her already... " Lugia muttered bitterly.

" Okay-okay. We first met you once you somehow wiped out Team Rocket's balloon with your Pidgeot. You decided to travel with us and during the celebration of Ash making it to the top 12, I think you said you were going to travel by yourself for a while. We met again at the Orange Islands and you said you were being stalked by something. The stalker turned out to be a Pokemon that wasn't listed in the Poke-dex. You fended it off with your Pokemon but the both of you and your Pokemon got sucked into its attack, then you vanished completely. I think you were at least 13. "

"So how many badges did Ash get so far?" I asked.

" He's got at least four. "

"We'd better find the group they're probably worried about you. Lugia RETURN." I said before recalling Lugia in its Pokeball.

" Since when did you get that Pokemon? "

"A few days ago." I said before realizing something. "Um, Pikachu...have you seen a Gameboy around here?"

" Game boy? "

"It's purple in color and has a little screen at the top."

" Oh, you mean your Poke-dex? "

"No Pikachu it's..." I pulled out my Poke-dex to see it was a Purple color. "Uhh..."

" Wow...I didn't know the Poke-dex comes in different colors. Oh yeah, it was a request from your mom! She always loved that color. "

"Why didn't I get a Turquoise one?" I asked bitterly.

"PIKACHU!" A few yells caught our attention and I stood up from my crouched position.

"I think we don't have to look." I said to Pikachu.

Chapter 4: Reunited Team

Pikachu hopped up and down before running towards a bush leaving me alone. Darn mouse had better hearing than I did.

"Wait up!!" I yelled sounding like I was when I was 12. I somehow managed to jump the foliage that Pikachu dashed through and crash landed into something.

"WHOA!"

"WHOA NELLY!"

Or rather...someone...(--;;)

"This is rather familiar..." Misty groaned.

"What?" Brock asked, apparently jealous of a girl accidentally falling on Ash.

"The same thing happened a year ago when we first met." She responded.

" Ow...Pikachu sandwich... " Pikachu moaned as we got up.

"Mona? We thought you vanished with that Pokemon." Ash groaned and stood up.

"I did? I don't really recall that happening." I said. "Um, sorry about that crash."

"I get worse from Pikachu's electricity." Ash responded smiling.

"Oh Mona, where were you?" Brock asked as he jumped in front of me. "I've missed you so much!!!!!!"

"Uh..." I had a huge sweat-drop before Misty pulled him away by his ear.

"She was getting a break from you..." She muttered.

"I'm going to have to get used to that again." I sighed. "So where are we in Johto?"

"I thought you knew." Ash started.

" She was pulled through a screen. " Pikachu explained. " I don't think she remembers what happened. "

"You don't remember?" Misty asked. Togepi trilled in a confused manner from her backpack.

"Yes...I was just in my TV room watching this...um...Pokemon TV series when Team Rocket somehow got on the set and miraculously attacked me."

"Why didn't you use your Pokemon?" She asked.

"Let's say that the teleporting erased my memory of the adventures I had here, sent me to a world where Pokemon are not real, and the world was my birthplace."

" Some planet... " Pikachu muttered.

"Okay then, how did you get to the Pokemon World in the first place?"

"I don't really remember. It was like a flash of light."

"Well, we could continue talking about this but I don't want to be late for the League." Ash started. "So, did you collect any badges?"

"Um, I have sixteen." I said. "Eight from Kanto and another eight from here." I showed him all eight badges from Johto on the inside of my green vest and his jaw dropped.

"But you disappeared before you could get to Johto!"

"Yeah, weird huh..." I muttered. "I did play this hand-held game where I was role-playing another trainer but I didn't know I was actually on my journey."

"Well we'd better get moving." Brock said in a more serious voice. "The next town is not too far from here and it's starting to get dark out."

"Alright, let's go!" Ash shouted before we went off towards a city.

Chapter 5: Ash versus Thomas

We had just reached the outskirts of the forest when Pikachu's ears pricked up.

"Pika?"

"What's wrong Pikachu?" Ash asked. I blinked and slightly turned around in time to see two Razor Leaves spiral at us. "LOOK OUT!"

"Ampharos use your Thundershock attack!" I shouted. The electric Pokemon jumped out and its electricity disintegrated the leaves.

"Who's out there?" Ash shouted. The bushes near us were shoved away and a red head boy stood in front of us.

"Hey! What's the big idea?!" Misty asked.

"I and Miss Champion have a score to settle!" He announced as his Meganium showed up behind him.

"Thomas, you're a bigger jerk than when we battled on Victory Road!" I shouted angrily.

"You know him?" Brock asked.

"Know him! He stole Elm's Chikorita!"

"But we saw Casey with Chikorita as a starter." Misty started.

"Different Chikorita..." I started.

"Well? Aren't you going to battle me ya sissy?!"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" I asked with an annoyed tone and I pulled out a Pokeball containing a level 80 Fraligatr.

"Hold it Mona." Ash started. "I'll battle this guy."

"Okay, but be careful he has a Gengar." I warned.

"Don't worry. I already got experience from battling Morty." He responded. "GO CYNDAQUIL!" Cyndaquil appeared and the flame on its back started.

"You actually think that tiny Pokemon can beat Meganium?" Thomas asked bitterly. "Meganium! Vine Whip!"

Vines shot from Meganium's flower around its neck and surrounded Cyndaquil before the vines got burnt by the flames. Meganium backed off and retracted both vines.

"Cyndaquil! Flamethrower!" Ash yelled before Cyndaquil sent a huge stream of fire that burnt Meganium and caused it to faint.

"YES!!!" I grinned and continued cheering.

"Okay then...GO ALAKAZAM!" Thomas released another Pokemon.

"This might not go well." Brock muttered. "Ash barely survived Sabrina's Kadabra."

"He'll make it." I said. "I hope..."

"Alakazam! PSYCHIC!"

"Cyndaquil! Smokescreen!"

Smoke surrounded the area and we scanned the area trying to see the battle. Alakazam lifted one of its hands only to have its psychic ability lift up a patch of mud and dirt.

"Where did it go?!" Thomas asked bitterly.

"CYNDAQUIL! TACKLE ATTACK!" Ash yelled as Cyndaquil attacked Alakazam from behind.

"Why you little...!" Thomas snarled before Alakazam swiftly caught the fire Pokemon in its psywave, suspending it in the air.

"Cyndaquil! Flamethrower!" Ash yelled. Cyndaquil's flames surrounded both it and Alakazam before the flames died down and both Pokemon were unconscious.

"You worthless Pokemon!" Thomas grumbled and recalled his psychic type.

"Nice work Cyndaquil!" Ash said as he recalled the fire shrew (that's what it looks like...).

"Okay then, I'd better end this before you insult me further. GO GENGAR!"

"Noctowl, I choose you!" Ash shouted. I could tell that Ash was going to use the exact same strategy as he did in the Ecruteak City Gym as I saw the owl Pokemon face off with the Ghost Pokemon.

"Okay then, Gengar! Use your Shadow Ball!" Thomas ordered his Pokemon to send a powerful energy sphere at Noctowl who immediately flew in a different direction.

"Noctowl, use Foresight!" Ash yelled as Noctowl's eyes glowed red. During this, Gengar continued disappearing and reappearing until it got caught in the owl's sight, stunning it.

"Crud...!"

"Noctowl, use Wing attack!" Noctowl's wings flashed white and it flew at Gengar, colliding with the ghost type.

"Lucky shot!" The red head guy muttered bitterly as the Gengar crashed onto the ground.

"Oh sure, and when he first met he said he had a powerful Pokemon." I muttered.

"That would be the Chikorita right?" Misty asked.

"Yes, but let's say my Totodile was at Level 7 and his Chikorita was at Level 5." I whispered. "It didn't know any grass attacks yet so..."

"I suppose he chases you around for a rematch..." Her eyes narrowed.

"Prii?" Togepi trilled in an inquiring manner.

"You guessed it..." I responded.

"Gengar, use Shadow Ball again!" Thomas shouted as his injured Pokemon shot another blast at Noctowl. This time Noctowl tackled the attack straight back at Gengar which immediately fainted. "WHYYOULITTLE!!!"

"Alright! Nice job Noctowl!" Ash gave his Pokemon a thumb up.

"Return Gengar..." Thomas recalled his Pokemon and glared at me. "Listen, your friend may have helped you but next time I'll be sure to get my place as the real Champ!" He shouted before running off.

"That kid has a real problem." Brock muttered.

"Real champion...he's no better than Team Rocket!" I exclaimed.

"Oh well, at least he's gone now." Ash said as he recalled Noctowl back into its Pokeball.

"Okay then, we'd better get to the Pokemon center. Cyndaquil's badly injured and it's going to get really dark out." I said before we went in the direction of the nearest Pokemon Center.

To be continued...