Someone is knocking on Finn and Jake's tree house.
"Jake the door!"
"I'm cooking!" yelled Jake.
"I'm bathing!" replied Finn.
"BMO!" called Jake.
"I'm on the toilet" said BMO.
"Argh! Fine I'll get it." said Jake, moments later the door opened. "Who is it?" he looks around but only see a penguin.
"Wenk!" wenked Gunther.
Jake closes the door, Finn comes down putting on his hat. "Who was it?"
"It was just Gunther."
"And the Ice King?"
"Nope"
There was a knock on the door again. Jake didn't move.
"Jake..."
"I'm cooking!"
"Phss... fine." Finn opens the door to find a Gunther tying a belt around itself. "Hey body what are you doing" this belt however had a dial which the penguin moved and instead of the usual Wenk!, something else come out.
"Greetings Finn and Jake, I need your help." said Gunther in an old man voice.
"Wow! Jake come here! Gunther can talk!" said Finn as the bird entered uninvited.
Gunther sat in the table, drank Finn's orange juice, and then it drop the glass down "I love how things break into shards." said the Bird.
"Say what Finn?" said Jake who didn't pay attention until the glass broke. "Gunther what are you doing?" said a mad Jake stretching and grabbing Gunther by the belt.
"Jake Gunther can talk"
"And brake glassware, those where a gift from Lady!" replied Jake.
"Not cool Gunther!" reprimanded Finn at the bird.
"Could you stop that I need your help!" said Gunther.
"You have a weird way of asking for it." said Jake.
"Some of us have issues, ok."
"Dude, no problem, we will help you with your tendency to break glass." said Finn.
"Not with that!" yelled Gunther. "I actually like that." he whispered to himself before talking normally. "I want your help getting back what was rightfully mine."
"Finn a word." said Jake.
"Badoonka!" replied Finn.
"Funny Finn, that's not even a word." taking him aside. "I don't want to help him. He is smelly, could be in kahoots with the Ice King for one of his wacky schemes, last time he left us paralysed for a week until the potion wore-off, and he tried to take over the Ooo, remember."
"I can still hear you." said Gunther.
"But Jake, think of the Adventure, beside hear him wouldn't hurt." said Finn.
"I don't like it."
"Ok, little dude, what do you want help with?" asked Finn.
"I want my crown back!" said Gunther in ominous tone, then he shift back to Old Man.
"Aha... and who took your crown Gunther?" asked Jake disdainfully.
Gunther was annoyed by Jake's commentary and promptly responded, "Stop calling me that I'm not just a Gunther..." it said before continuing in an ominous voice again. "I AM THE (real) ICE KING!"
"What?!" yelled both Finn and Jake in surprise, before seeing each other and mildly laughing. "Yes we don't believe you." said Jake.
"Fools!"said Gunther before changing back to the Old Man voice "Let me tell the story: A long time ago, before the Great Mushroom War, my people the Gunthers habited the Ice caps of this planet South Pole. Our kingdom kept cold and frosty by our combined powers over the cold. But as time went our power began to wane. An ancient relic was given to us long ago, it had the power to hold powerful Magic, but it could contain so much more. In order to protect our Kingdom we sealed the combine power of our civilization into it. And thus the Ice Crown was created. And the wearer should be me! I am the leader of the Gunthers and shall be the bearer of the powers over Ice."
"So what happened?" asked Finn in a flat voice.
"Two things we hadn't foreseen, the first was that our power was actually augmented by the Crowns own magic, so whoever put would be the sole ruler of the Ice, the second was that we inadvertently poured ALL our power including our power to fly. The third was that without our powers the south pole began to melt... in retrospect we shouldn't have had the ceremony on that ice cliff. The crown floated away on an iceberg and sadly penguins hadn't learn how to swim yet. By the time we learn it was too late the crown had already been worn."
"Aha." said Finn flatly again.
"So if the crown is your why hadn't you take it? I mean you do live with the Ice King and all." said Jake sipping a cup of coffee he had poured for himself while Gunther told the tale.
"To prevent the crown from being taken away from us, we put a spell to love its owner alone AND that it's owner was ME. But when that fool put it on the Crown fell in love for him AND tried to make it into me." said Gunther.
"To bad it landed on someone without a spine. One shouldn't influence to change who you are by a piece of headgear" commented Jake.
"DON'T BELITTLE MY CROWN LIKE THAT, THERE'S NO ONE MORE PURE IN THIS WORLD THAN SIMON PETRIKOV!" yelled Gunther in the ominous voice. "ANY OTHER SOUL WOULD HAVE BEEN DEVOURED BY MY ESSENCE LONG AGO." changing back to the Old Man voice. "So would you help me?"
Finn took a sip from the coco Jake had poured him "Ahh... no." he took another sip.
"What? wouldn't you help poor Simon out of his curse!" yelled Gunther.
"Well if any of that is true that means your are evil. We don't help evil, we are the good guys." said Finn.
"So if you excuse us..." said Jake kicking Gunther out. "... I'm cooking!"
Gunther wenk obscenities as the Translator broke from the fall. It brush the dirt away when a voice asked him.
"So, you really know how to break the curse?"
Gunther looked at the person and replied a very decided. "Wenk!"
"You'll come with me." said a certain Vampire Queen as she whisked away the little penguin.
