12 Days of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
6 hits on the head,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
7 yummy cookies,
6 hits on the head,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
8 different nicknames,
7 yummy cookies,
6 hits on the head,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
9 butchered kid's songs,
8 different nicknames,
7 yummy cookies,
6 hits on the head,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
10 flaws pointed out,
9 butchered kid's songs,
8 different nicknames,
7 yummy cookies,
6 hits on the head,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
11 selective words,
10 flaws pointed out,
9 butchered kid's songs,
8 different nicknames,
7 yummy cookies,
6 hits on the head,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
12 witty comebacks,
11 selective words,
10 flaws pointed out,
9 butchered kid's songs,
8 different nicknames,
7 yummy cookies,
6 hits on the head,
5 rude glares,
4 bars of chocolate,
3 eye rolls,
2 butt kicking's, and
A loving bruise on my arm.
At the middle of singing this song, I started giggling a little. Coming to the end I started laughing, then crying tears of laughter. This is personally hilarious to me, and I wrote it with my friend.