A/N: Here's just a humorous outlook on one of our favorite Mr. Hat and Clogs guy's day. ^^~ If you've seen the parts in Bleach where Tessai's always talking about healing Kisuke with some ache or cramp, this is what it's based off of. ^^
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Today was just one of those days.
Well, that's what Urahara Kisuke would want to say. Sadly for him, today was just not one of those days.
His day had started out fairly okay, nothing special. He woke up with a crick in his neck whenever he tried to look to his right and his body ached all over. So, he decided he would sleep in, wanting to will the pain away. That didn't go well with him. He could hear a loud, annoying bird tweeting away behind his window that clashed with the sound of rumbling thunder. There was a loud 'CRACK~!' and a flash of blinding yellow light entered his room.
It was pouring buckets outside. At 8 in the morning.
Oh, he was pissed.
So his plans to sleep in were pushed aside, and he forced himself to get up.
When he exited his room and entered the store, he had been silently wishing that there would be some peace and quiet. Of course, that was not granted.
Ururu and Jinta were arguing (well, Jinta was quite being obnoxious while Ururu just silently took it) with him raising his broom at her. Tessai was trying to pry Jinta off of Ururu.
"What… is… going… on?"
The trio stopped, and all was hushed. They had never seen the boss in such a … foul mood.
"Boss!" Tessai immediately greeted. "Good morning! How did you sleep?"
"Don't ask me questions, Tessai-san not today," he groaned. "I feel awful ~"
"Oh?" Tessai asked, his face lighting up. "I think I have just the thing to fix you up."
Oh no.
Oh no.
Tessai ran off to get whatever medicine he needed to procure, leaving Kisuke alone…
Kisuke's eyes wide were wide.
His day was about to get worse.
Far worse...
Fin.
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