BEST FANFIC 2K16 I LUV ATTACK ON TITTIES SO I MADE THIS DANK FANFIC ABOUT EREN AND LEVI, JK LOL THIS IS SUM OTHER SHIT CUZ I HATE EVERYTHING THAT'S WHY LOL GET REKT.
CHAPTER UNO
"EY OSOMATSU GET YOUR ASS UP"
"Mom for the last time Im not Osomatsu am best son Karamatsu lol"
"FUCK YOU YOU LIL SHIT, I GET VIGINA CRAPS JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU."
Irl osomatits was not in the house at all, he was wandering around the streets of mongolia fighting for his life jk, but he was outside tho. While walking past the local garbage dump he came across Iyami the town's {only} best magician.
"OMG Iyami can you do a magic trick for me like wow"
"sure," he moved his eyebrows in a circular motion, seductively," I know how to make your virginity and innocence disappear" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Oh boy I can't wait lolz, but wants a virginity?"Bear{in spanish}matsu excitedly yet unsurely questions
"Don't worry just drink this nice 'juice' and follow me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Ya sure dawg"
And so Osomatsu, the living embodiment of a piece of shit followed Iyami after chugging down his glass of 'juice'
"oh wowzers mister I feel high as shit lol 420 blaze it"
"Jas, that good( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"When do I get to see the magic trick?"
"... Oh shit I lied Im no magician you turn sniffer."
"what"
"lol im a pedophile and imma RRFDWG FSWRH2B8 you lol"
"oh shit tit"
DE EDD OF CHAPTER UNO, CHECK BACK LATER FOR CHAPTER DOUS OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL THAT SHIT LOL.