hey, readers! its me deadpool! im trying my hand at writing now! just remember, if you see: [ ] those, or: { } these around something thats being said, its one of the other voices in my head. [Actually, i am your concience.] {And i'm your FUN SIDE!} Hey, watch it with the caps lock! {Sorry... not!} oh, by the way concience, what do you look like? [Well, if you must know, i look like everyones mother.] oh, well, i feel sorry for you. {Dont bother!} [I dont accept your pity.] right... anyway, this story will be in the form of a diary usually, unless i want to have a guest star on, in which case, ill make it a talk show. the question is, will i call the show "deadtalk" or "talkpool"? Ah, so many questions, so much time...
Dear diary,
The first order of business is to name you. i've thought of a few things for you to choose from, cat, deadpool jr., cat. and...cat! so which will it be? [You know it cant answer, right?] oh, i know, pretending it can just helps me think!
This was fun. until next time diary,
Deadpool