Disclaimer- I own some bracelets clothes and the entire Harry potter series in hard back form and the plot and Tasha pillow and her family (I put my family in the story yay!)

She's Tearing Them Apart

Ch 1. Hermione's tiny fall down

Dingle jingle ling! Chimed the door bell on the door of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes joke shop.

"c'mon Heather!, gawd your being such a slow party pooper" exclaimed a girl with yellowish frizzy hair pulled into two pigtails wasn't exactly skinny but she wasn't fat she had on overly large camo pants held up with a leather belt with Maltese crosses all over it her shirt was a blue tank that said 'strange but happy'.

She was followed by a girl completely dressed in black, with long thick black hair.

"shut up Tasha, I don't understand y you want to waste all your money on crap." Said the girl with black hair.

"Excuse me but our merchandise is not crap as you say" interrupted a boy with red hair and freckles all over his face.

"I agree Fred!" replied an exact double of the one standing next to him "this is top notch practical joking equipment."

"seeeeee Heather? This is good stuff besides I'm not gonna spend all my money here" said the girl "I'm here to apply for a job."

"Really? That's great! So we'll just need you to fill out this form of info and George here will shoe you how to work the register while I go and check on orders a pretend like I'm working" Said Fred.

"umm, I'm not really understanding why I have to be here." Said Heather

"Oh, well you can go if you want to but gimmie a couple of batteries before you go." Said Tasha

"FINE! But you have to get me sumthing k?" ordered Heather

"yea uh-huh whatever" Tasha mumbled as she took out a CD player. Sat on the stool behind the counter and began tapping her foot at a frantic pace as she filled out the form.

Dingle jingle ling! Chimed the door bell, on the door of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes joke shop once again.

"Ron I'm asking you, I don't understand why you're so happy about 3 American transfer students comeing to Hogwarts" Questioned a very anxious Hermione.

"Because Hermione! I've never met someone from America and I think it will be really wicked!" said Ron as he went to look at some joke candies.

"Well, I've met Americans before all they do is curse and think about.....sex!" whispered Hermione.

"God Fucking Dammit! Heather you fucking gave me dead batteries!" exclaimed a girl from behind the counter.

As she yelled Ron and Hermione whipped around to see who was using those foul words. George, who was filling out papers of his own turned to the girl as she said this "well, well, well, we have a little potty mouth in our work space now huh?"

"yea well I really like that song and my stupid sister gave me dead batteries"

explained Tasha. "oh yea, you! I happen to be from AMERICA and I'll have you know that we don't only think about sex and curse! Of course I do curse but that's my personality! And we only think about sex about 85% of the time. You! Girl! Are the reason we are all frowned upon by other countries! You get one bad Taxi driver, or one person in a bad mood and you think the whole country is like that! But if you didn't notice my country is about 5 times bigger than yours!"

"Well-I a- I-didn't mean-that is to say that" studderd Hermione

"See Hermione didn't I say they would be interesting people?"

Questioned Ron, trying to prove Hermione wrong.

"Tasha is this your address?" interrupted George

"Yea it's my new one" said Tasha as she was throwing her completely useless CD player in her bag.

"Well, not only would I like to say welcome to your new job but also welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor!" said George.

okay so this is my second fic and I know its not very long but I'm sure I'll get better with time

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