Hello wonderful people who have taken the time to read this story! This idea just popped into my head and I was bored, so I don't know if it will be any good or not. This is basically text messages that go back and forth between your favorite Cullens! Please review and tell me what you think because I like to hear your guy's opinion! Thanks and happy reading!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight! Stephanie Meyers does, but if she decides that she doesn't want it anymore I call dibs! ;) But we all know that will probably never happen so SM owns Twilight!

Chapter 1: Renesmee & Emmett

E: Aloha

R: Um, hi? Emmett?

E: Yah, watz up?

R: Were u just bored and wntd 2 tlk, or is it important?

E: Whats wrong with wantin 2 tlk?

R: I can't, I'm busy!

E: Busy with wat? Readin Romeo and Juliet AGAIN!

R: NO! Actually its 2 kill a mocking bird! :P

E: Wateva, boring is boring no mater wat the title is!

R: U no, u shld really respect the classics Emmett! They r classics 4 a reason!

E: O ya, I really shld respect a suicidal guy who sounds like he stole a rappers stage name! o ya :P 2 u 2!

R: U hav some nerv 2 even think of comparing a character from the great works of William Shakespeare to some stupid bunch of untalented losers! :/

E: o wow! Is that your angry face Ness? I'm soooooo scared! And who do u thnk u r 2 go around calling rappers stupid untalented losers!

R: Well it's the truth! How can u even stand listening 2 that M&M guy?

E: 1st off, its EMINEM! Not m&m! And Eminem has the best music in the world!

R: If u can even call it music! The guy is completely talentless! If you want 2 listen 2 REAL music why don't u try some1 with talent like Claude Debussy, or Beethoven!

E: o no! Ness, this is BAD! Idk how 2 tell u this, but I'm pretty sure u hav caught a most serious case of Edwarditous! Showing a keen interest in BORING music is always the first sign! They always deny that they've caught it, and realize I was right, after its already 2 late! I hate 2 be the 1 2 tell u, but u may only hav a few days left!

R: U can b a real idiot sometimes u know that! And it is not boring music, it is BEAUTIFUL music, that has been beautifully composed!

E: The only thing beautiful about that junk u call music is the sound of silence after some sane person turns it off!

R: Wat do u no anyway! Besides who are you to judge who is insane and who is not?

E: HaHa call me insane that's I'm lmao over hear! JK! Seriously how do you listen to that boring music!

R: I g2g Emmett, Mom needs me. TTYL :)

E: Wait! Renesmee, hello?

R: Good bye Uncle Emmett!

E: Renesmee?

OK so that is the first chapter, its short I know but some of the other chapters will be longer. I don't know if this is any good or not so please tell me what you think in a review! Also does writing in text talk bug you guys or do you like it because I want to know if I should write the next chapter in text talk or not. Plus who should have a text conversation next?