This is completely centered on Bakura and any and every YAOI pairings he can possibly go in...And If I had my way, He'd be the emperor of the world. No I don't care that he's a fictitious character. He'd rule the world. SO I've decided to appropriately name this collection of drabbles, Center of the Universe.
Okay! I shut up now and move on!
You can't do that
"Bakura, why MUST you challenge me all the time?" Yami asked as he brought Bakura's life points down to his last 200.
"Because one of these day I WILL win! I'm telling you right now I will!"
"That would only make you one to...how many wins to I have?"
"You know what shut the hell up! I'll take one win, because unlike you I'll shove that ONE win all up in your face! Then make you EAT your cards!"
"You're so tactless..."
"I'M tactless? You're the who antagonized Kaiba all the time! Relentlessly! You're to him, like I am to you! So you have no place calling ME tactless! You know, one day Kaiba will get sick of playing cards and he's just going to plain out shoot you. So much for you LIFE points then!"
"You talk too much you know that?" Yami said placing a card down and signaling to Bakura it was his turn.
"You know you're hair has strikingly similar features to a five fingered hand?" Bakura sneered picking up a card, and placing it on the field.
"Shut up you albino street rat." Yami placed a trap card down and passed off the turn to Bakura.
"I'll attack you with this card...AND OH HELL NO YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT? It's your damn father's fault I'm like this! You damn royal bastards and all your riches. I wish you could see what it's like to live on the streets! Then maybe you wouldn't treat us with less repect than you treat your Nubian throw rugs!"
"Bakura, I activate Magical Cylinder." Yami rolled his eyes, preparing to gather up yet another victory.
"You can't do that!"
"Yes I can it's a trap card!"
"I don't give a shit. Put that blasted card back the way it was until I'm done with my damn ranting you stupid pharaoh! Now, where was I? Oh yes! You stupid bastards are the fault of everything! You, pharaoh, are the reason the world is so horrible! I don't care if it really isn't! To me you are the soul destruction of all morality in this world! I BLAME EVERYTHING ON YOU!"
"Are you done Bakura?"
"Yes, you may play your card now..."
"You lose 2200 points, and that means you lose. Like you always do."
"You know what pharaoh?"
"What Bakura?" Yami rolled his eyes knowing where this was going.
"I hate you!" He stood up pointing at Yami accusingly. He attempted to leave in a angry and stomping manner, but he didn't make it past the foot rest as he toppled over it.
"It must be nice to have such long legs isn't it Bakura?" Yami said idly shuffling his cards.
"Go to hell Pharaoh...Just...GO.TO.HELL." He said while half sprawled across the floor.
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Leo: OKay that one had no real pairing. But It's a start. If there's a Bakura pairing you want to see and haven't then tell meh! I'll write it! Of course I do have limitations...I DON'T do non yaoi...I just don't...