Disclaimer: It used to be fun writing these, but now it's just...okay, like anyone cares anyways.
As you read the following words, keep in mind that I have been flipping through an extremely large song book full of songs from 1950-1988. My musical self is trapped in a timewarp.
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Harry Potter, that dude with the scar, was strutting down the halls of Hogwarts, minding his own bussiness, on his way to Hagrid's hut to take Fang for a walk.
"Dumdeediddlydeedoodeeedum..." he muttered under his breath.
"Every breath you take..." came another voice that seemed to come out of Harry's head.
"Every move you make..." it continued.
"What the?!" Harry said, spinning around, wildly.
"Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you"
Harry backed away slowly, into a wall. He took his wand out and held it in front of him, afraid that the voice inside his head might come after him.
"They're watching me" he whispered.
"Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watching you"
Harry looked wildly around, as if expecting someone to burst through the wall and attack him.
"Oh can't you seeeeeeeeeee? You belong to meeeeeeeeeeee"
"GAH!!" Harry yelped in surprise.
"How my poor heart aches with every with every step you take..."
Harry couldn't take any more. He ran out of the room screaming.
***
Meanwhile, in the Riddle house, a certain waxy-faced red eyed dude whom we shall call 'Voldie' and his minion whom we shall call 'Wormtail' were laughing hysterically.
Wormtail stopped laughing
"Er...why are we laughing?" he said, puzzled.
"Because, you dolt, we were messing with Potty's head! Mwahahahahahaha!!"
"Oooooh! Mwahahahahahaha!"
"Ah, what fun it is to mess with other people's minds!" Voldie said gleefully, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Indeed!" Wormtail agreed heartily.
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Well, it seemed funny when I thought about writing it. Now it doesn't seem as funny. Oh well. Review and tell me what you think eh?
~Feishien~
As you read the following words, keep in mind that I have been flipping through an extremely large song book full of songs from 1950-1988. My musical self is trapped in a timewarp.
~*~*~*~*~
Harry Potter, that dude with the scar, was strutting down the halls of Hogwarts, minding his own bussiness, on his way to Hagrid's hut to take Fang for a walk.
"Dumdeediddlydeedoodeeedum..." he muttered under his breath.
"Every breath you take..." came another voice that seemed to come out of Harry's head.
"Every move you make..." it continued.
"What the?!" Harry said, spinning around, wildly.
"Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you"
Harry backed away slowly, into a wall. He took his wand out and held it in front of him, afraid that the voice inside his head might come after him.
"They're watching me" he whispered.
"Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watching you"
Harry looked wildly around, as if expecting someone to burst through the wall and attack him.
"Oh can't you seeeeeeeeeee? You belong to meeeeeeeeeeee"
"GAH!!" Harry yelped in surprise.
"How my poor heart aches with every with every step you take..."
Harry couldn't take any more. He ran out of the room screaming.
***
Meanwhile, in the Riddle house, a certain waxy-faced red eyed dude whom we shall call 'Voldie' and his minion whom we shall call 'Wormtail' were laughing hysterically.
Wormtail stopped laughing
"Er...why are we laughing?" he said, puzzled.
"Because, you dolt, we were messing with Potty's head! Mwahahahahahaha!!"
"Oooooh! Mwahahahahahaha!"
"Ah, what fun it is to mess with other people's minds!" Voldie said gleefully, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Indeed!" Wormtail agreed heartily.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well, it seemed funny when I thought about writing it. Now it doesn't seem as funny. Oh well. Review and tell me what you think eh?
~Feishien~