Diary of a Nazgulette

Prologue

From: "Sauron" theeye-baradur.gov To: "Witch King of Angmar" CC: "The Eight" Subject: Expansion Program

It has recently come to my attention that earlier intelligence on the Council of Elrond was lacking. Recent updates from our agent codenamed Crebain have revealed an unexpected turn of events. Namely, the "Fellowship" is comprised of ten, not nine members, as we had formerly supposed. While I have no doubt in you and your team's abilities, the fact that the new member is a female tips the balance in an unacceptable manner. To combat this development, you are to find and acquire a new member for the Nazgul of the female sex. This does not change your mission. Once an acceptable member has been inducted, you are to continue at once.

From: "Sauron" theeyebaradur.gov To: "Witch King of Angmar" CC: "The Eight" Subject: Operation Witch Hunt

Further intelligence has determined that the female member of the Fellowship is from a place called Hogwarts. This should be your starting place for recruiting. As for your concern of a ring, I had the foresight to have made a spare in case one of your more clumsier Riders managed to loose his.

From: "Sauron" theeyebaradur.gov To: "Witch King of Angmar" CC: "The Eight" Subject: Eager Applicant

Your recent applicant to our Nazgul expansion program has proven most promising. Given her previous line of work, she has just the job experience and loyalty we were looking for. The fact that she is in prison does present a slight problem of availability, but I am sure your team is capable of a sensitive extraction. Her main reference has not gotten back; but that is understandable as he is dealing with a difficulty similar to mine. Pending contact with her last reference, you are authorized to extract and induct the applicant.