All right! New story! Okay, this is gonna be in like, our time okay? You know what I'm talking about, um…like our time with TV's and computers and…and…um……..MOVIE THEATERS! XD
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"Well, Hidan's officially dead."
Pein said, walking in with a large box in tow.
"I thought that wasn't possible."
Konan said. She turned her attention to the box Pein was carrying. Eh, more like dragging due to its weight.
"What's in there?"
Konan asked slowly, while pointing at the cardboard cube.
"Oh, I just jacked it from Best buy back in China."
Pein said and dropped it.
"No wonder you were gone for so long…"
Sasori mumbled.
"Well, in here is a plasma screen TV."
Pein said as he quickly cut the box open with a kunai. (I have one of those!)
"Nothing more…"
Pein continued as he pulled off the Styrofoam protectors off with loud squeaks.
"A plasma screen TV un!? Hidan's missin' everything un!"
Deidara said and jumped up.
"Where's Kakuzu?"
Itachi asked from his spot on the couch. Everyone looked around.
"He went to get a water bottle."
Kisame said as he helped out with the heavy object. The two carefully set the TV on a large table and hooked everything up. Deidara snatched the remote and clicked 'on'. The screen flickered as the TV showed a commercial.
"F*ck yeah!"
Deidara yelled in excitement. Commercials rolled by and it returned to a show called Animal Cops.
"Poor doggie!"
Tobi said as the screen showed an extremely skinny dog with matted fur, maggots hanging around in its paws, fleas crawling around its body, huge gashes and disgusting gums that have been distorted. Konan ran into the bathroom and everyone could hear her throwing up. They then turned their attention to the TV. Konan walked back in.
"Change it before I throw up again…"
She said. Deidara quickly changed the channel so they wouldn't have to hear her vomit again. Commercials rolled by again and then a show called UFO Hunters came up.
"Awww man…stop making up dumb stories…"
Kisame groaned as the TV showed a picture taken of a 'UFO'. Deidara changed the channel again.
"What's up with all of the commercials un?"
Deidara wined. Then the 20th century fox fanfare came up. First it was the normal, with it's drum roll. Then when the trumpets came in, someone was singing to it high da-da-da's. After the first symbol, another voice was also in it, taking turns with the first. Then, when the camera was moving around the logo, someone was standing on the 'spotlight' with a no sleeved shirt and baggy pants. He had purple/pink eyes with silver hair that was pulled back and…
"What the!?"
Everyone in the room said at the same time. Then as the camera continued to turn, a female with black hair down eh her shoulders was on the 'building'. A third, with blonde hair and a little chubby, was sitting in the gap of the zero, swinging his legs. At the final part of the 20th century fox fanfare, the three jumped off of the platforms. Then a scene of the silver haired male appeared with him holding playing cards in his hands and a stack of poker chips next to him.
"One…two…"
He counted slowly and the camera zoomed out to show a small table with the other two also holding cards. The female groaned and hit her head on the table. A small part of the scene was skipped.
"Wait, I can do it…"
The silver haired male said. The blonde did the same as the dark haired girl.
"What are you two doing?"
The silver haired male asked and the scene changed to a party and the three were up on stage, with a guitar, a bass guitar and a drum set, the chubby blonde on the drums, the female on the bass guitar and the silver haired male on the electric guitar.
"Three teens…"
A voice said, most likely the person to explain the movie.
"Are you ready to rock?"
The female said into the microphone as the crowd cheered.
"One band…"
The voice continued as the song 'Never let you go' by Third eye blind started to play.
"Sup homie."
A brown haired girl said.
"Hidan Zamatera…"
The voice said as everyone in the rooms' jaws dropped. A scene with Hidan in it played.
"Heads up!"
Hidan yelled as he tossed a paper air plane with a fire work container tapped to it. The air plane flew high into the air as the fuse got shorter and shorter. Once the plane got to its highest point of flying, the fuse ran out and it made a loud noise, as the plane was forcefully pushed higher into the air. Once the sparks slowly depleted, the plane exploded as the three cheered. Deidara had to smile at that.
"Gracie Allen…"
The voice continued as another scene appeared.
"Wait for it…"
Gracie said as they watched an RC helicopter fly in the direction of a huge fan that was spinning wildly. The RC helicopter collided with the spinning blades and sparks flew and it was a small explosion. The three started laughing. Deidara had to see this.
"Michel Graff…"
The scene changed again. It showed the small teen staring at the TV.
"And it's gonna rain tomorrow."
The reporter said.
"Boo, you suck!"
Michel yelled, doing the thumbs down thing.
"And Ivy Glimmerveen..."
The scene changed.
"Give me the f*ckn' food!"
Ivy said as she tried to cut up a quesadilla with taco sauce, sour cream, olives, lettuce and tomatoes on it as Gracie watched. (That actually happened! XD) A small part of the scene was skipped as well.
"I think you need a knife…"
Gracie said as she held up a butter knife.
"Make a band called HGM…"
The scene changed to Ivy sleeping on the couch with a newspaper over her face. Gracie walked in.
"As our manager, I think you should help us out…"
Gracie said as she picked the news paper off of Ivys face.
"And they're gonna party…"
The voice continued. It was still the same scene and Hidan ran into the room with a paper air plane that had a tiny stick of dynamite on it.
"Are you gonna throw that?"
Gracie asked.
"…No…"
Hidan said and let the fuse.
"Not at you guys…"
Hidan continued with a smirk and tossed it. Gracie ducked as the plane flew out of an open window that was behind Gracie and blew something up. A small part of the scene was also skipped and Gracie pointed at Hidan.
"He's paying…"
She said. The scene changed to another concert with a large crowd.
"Please welcome…H…G…M…!!!"
An announcer said as he walked off the stage. The crowd roared when the three walked on stage.
"Welcome you all…"
Michel said with a small bow.
"You wanna hear some music?"
Michel asked as the crowd roared.
"Yo, brother H to Z!"
Gracie half rapped.
"Yo, sup G?"
Hidan responded. Then the scene changed to a large pool.
"It's all yours."
A butler said as part of the scene was skipped like the others. Hidan cannonballed into the pool in his swimming trunks.
"Geronimo!"
He yelled and splashed into the water.
"Mario!"
Michel yelled, jumping in as well. (A/N: It's true; I have a friend, who is Michel right now. That's his real name, but I don't know his last name and he talks about Nintendo's Mario guy a lot.) Gracie stayed out and watched the two try to drown each other.
"HGM…"
The voice said as the logo of the movie appeared.
"Coming May 30th 2009."
The voice finally finished. The Akatsuki sat there dumbstruck. Pein looked at Konan.
"Looks like we're buyin' some tickets."
He said. Then Kakuzu walked in with a water bottle in his hand.
"What's up with you guys? You were so loud a while ago."
Kakuzu said.
"You missed it un!"
Deidara yelled as a grin formed on his face.
"You missed it un!"
He repeated.
"What are you talking about?"
Kakuzu asked, raising a brow. Deidara pointed to the TV.
"Hidan's not dead un! He's in America un! AMERICA!"
Deidara said.
"I'm guessing that he faked his death to ditch us and it takes at least half of a day to get to America and 5 to 6 months to make a movie, so he had to calculate it all, which sounds kinda strange for him, to end up as missing for 6 months, 1 week, and 2 days and a half."
Itachi said as while twirling a calculator, punching in numbers flawlessly as he spoke, tossed in the air and caught it expertly. Everyone stared at Itachi.
"Okay…"
Sasori said and turned off the TV.
"We're gonna see the movie right un?"
Deidara asked as he looked at Pein.
"That's exactly four days from now if you're including today."
Pein said.
"Is that a yes un?"
Deidara asked. Pein nodded.
"YEAH UN!"
Deidara yelled. Everyone had to agree. They wanted to see Hidan in a movie.
"We'll have to dress normal though.
Konan said as everyone agreed. They would go shopping tomorrow.
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Yay! I'm done with this chapter! Review please and please no mentions of flames. Constructive criticism is accepted. Bye. :)