Hey this is my first Soul Eater Fanfic YAY. The story is actually based on my own fainting antics and my friend always tells them the funny ones to everyone when we got onto the topic of weight so I thought iy would be fun to make it into a story and this is what I get. Hope you enjoy it.
Warnings- There's not much yaoi as its mostly one sided. If this gets a good response I'll add another chapter with alot more Yaoi. There's also alot of foul language as well as "Stalker" Stein. There's a little bit of blood but not much. That's about it really. Oh its in Soul's POV
I don't own anything mentioned in this fic
Asymmetrical Fainting
1, 2, 3 and enter Kid. Right on time, to the very second. God is there anything about Kid that isn't perfect? Well, there is the out of control OCD, which an equally insane Patty can manage to stop Kid mid tantrum. Though to be honest his symmetry obsession just makes him cute. Oh shit. Stein's looking at me looking at Kid. Now he's watching me watching him, 'Please oh god don't say anything' I mentally plead to only receive a shrug and a wide grin that has several possible meanings behind it.
1. He's lost it (Im not sure he ever had it to be brutally honest)
2. He's about to say something that will embarrass the living hell out of you
3. He's caught you doing something you shouldn't have
4. He's about to dissect you
and finally 5. 'He's going to eat you alive' sense
I think in this situation it's going to be all of the above. Back on track Soul, there's something I've forgotten to do, cool guys don't forget anything. Oh yes I remember, gulp. Stein see's me gulp and opened his mouth to speak. The room fell silent, oh great. 'Good morning class, today we are going to look at the human body, we are going to research how the body reacts when certain emotions are triggered. For instance when I caught Soul staring at Kid the emotion embarrassment caused Soul's heart rate increased and the blood rushed to his face making his cheeks go a lovely redy colour.' Everyone in the class began to laugh, some out loud others sniggered behind their hands. 'In conclusion, his surroundings caused the blood to rush to his face and most likely the sweat glands opened up and released water as sweat' this time the entire class burst out laughing. If I could I would hide or turn invisible. I can't bear to look at Kid, or anyone else for that matter. Damn Stein. Snap out of it Soul, cool guys don't blush, now I've gone and made my blushing worse. Oh thanks you damn mad scientist that just made my life perfect. I can't even bring myself to look at my friends but I can hear Black Star laughing his head off so I can guess even they are laughing at my expense. That's it Im so going to beat the shit out of that twat Stein. This is so un-cool.
When the buzzer went I couldn't get out of there sooner but Stein being the sadistic sod that he is kept me back for more embarrassment.
'Look Im sorry for that but to be honest it was too good of an opportunity to pass up. Next time I'll use an actual situation from a book' his face looked sincere but his huge smirk didn't. I nod and start to back away from the smirking resident psychopath but he had to go and open his mouth again. This was not helping my mood or nervous system. 'But you should have seen your faces, I couldn't tell who was more embarrassed'. For the second time today thanks to Stein I felt warmth on my cheeks. I backed away faster this time and once I was out the door I ran as fast as I could leaving Stein cackling with this head thrown back so you could see the light reflecting off his glasses as well as spinning of his favourite wheelie chair. I suppose that could have gone better. I suppose the whole incident is going to be round the school in no time and what dignity I did have left is lost thanks to Stein. I will no longer be one of the cool guys.
As I was running through the corridors towards the cafeteria, hoping to get something half decent to eat before it gets eaten by the likes of Black Star. I found a sight that I never thought I'd ever see. I was so surprised I did a double take and skidded into a door frame. Quickly and coolly recovering I ran over to the surprising sight, it was Kid lying unconscious in the middle of the deserted hallways.
'Kid' I shake his thin shoulders. Nothing happens so I shake him again a little rougher 'Kid wake up' his golden eyes fluttered open, he tried to get out of my arms but Kid groaned and leaned back into my arms 'are you okay Kid?' he nodded and closed his eyes 'you look pale maybe you should go to the nurse' Kid held up his finger like he was saying one minute. Without any warning or a thank you Kid got up straightened his jacket and walked off. 'What the hell' my jaw dropped to the floor when he walked round the corner out of sight 'I find him on the floor out of it and make sure he's okay and not took away from someone like Stein who would most likely dissect him till the cows come home and what do I get for doing that? Nothing the ungrateful little rich kid' I ranted pacing up and down the corridor. The buzzer stopped my rant and I remember that I hadn't gotten any food. My stomach growled at the thought of food, 'Oh great'. But oh well I'll just have to wait 3 hours for Maka to make me something. My stomach growls again, this was going to be annoying I can tell.
'You're going to be late Mr. Cool guy if you keep daydreaming like that,' I turn round to see Stein with a grin rates number 4 on the Stein's grin-o-meter 'unless you want to come and help with some dissections back at my lab'.
I back off slowly again and run down the corridor towards my next class. Of course losing the rest of my dignity to Stein by screaming 'Keep away from me you stalker' he really is turning into one though give me a break. He's popping up out of nowhere at the wrong times just to embarrass me. I would have stayed in bed if I knew it was going to end up like this.
Today hopefully should be a little bit better. For one Stein shouldn't show up at anytime as it was a Saturday so I won't see him at school either. Oh shit. Double shit. Probably triple shit too. Today is Maka's "Slumber Party" so much for a good day today too.
'Soul get your ass out of bed and clean your room' my meister called from the kitchen where I can smell delicious bacon and eggs
'Why do I have to clean my room?'
'Because it's a tip and it should be clean before Kid gets here and you know what he's like' Maka kicked the door open and grinned 'though I suppose you know all about that' I glare at her and walk out my room towards the table 'it was a joke Soul'
'Better be' I roll my eyes and dig into my breakfast.
Our good friends crammed in one room yet again. It sounds like good old fun, it is, till someone mentions the academy and then its turned into a round of "my horse is bigger than your horse". And a cool guy like me stays out of that, let the meister's fight it out. Well I stay out of it till someone questions my coolness.
'Come on let's not fight, it's our day off and it's supposed to be a party', Ahh a voice of reason I lean back into my chair. Thank you Tsubaki, I knew she'd join in trying to calm everyone down.
'Fine but next time I won't back down' Black Star threatens
'I'll look forward to beating you again' Kid smirks and gets up, I watch him walk out the room with a slight sway of the hips.
'Your staring again' Maka whispers to me while everyone's concentration is on Black Star who is yelling about how he went easy on Kid when they last fought
'Oh shut up' I snapped back folding my arms tightly across my chest
'Just because I,' a loud bang interrupted Maka's smug reply. We all run to where the noise came from and it was Kid once again unconscious on the floor
'Not again' Liz sighs and slaps him round the face 'WAKE UP'
'WHAT' Kid yells jumping up with a hand on his red face
'You fainted again' Liz sighed again and shrugged 'don't get ratty with me just because you fainted'
'Sorry Liz, don't worry guys Im fine' my symmetrical stripped teen waved us off and walked into the bathroom
'Seriously it happens all the time, if you see him on the floor slap him and he wakes up' Liz explained dropping on the sofa 'there's nothing seriously wrong with him though so don't worry'
'Oh okay, well what shall we do now?' Maka smiled trying to lift the mood.
After everyone went home the next day Maka went out shopping to replace what (mainly Black Star) ate, there was hardly anything left so she had to I would have gone myself but cool guys don't go shopping especially in the rain. I had the house to myself, I could do anything I wanted. When I was about to jump on the couch and listen to some cool music there was a knock at the door. When I opened it, it was Kid soaking wet because of the down pour. I try not to stare at his chest that was being showed off by the wet material hugging his body tightly.
'Sorry to disturb but I gave my keys to Liz and Patty and they said they would be back around half an hour ago so Im locked out, can I stay here till the rain stops?' he asked wrapping his arms around himself showing me how thin he really was but also the lines of his upper body that make me want to drool.
'Yes come in, Maka's out shopping at the moment though' he steps in and starts taking off his jacket 'I'll get a towel for you'
'Thanks Soul'.
When I return he's standing in the same place making a puddle on the floor. I hand him the towel and he starts to dry his hair, we stand there in silence, him drying his hair and I stand there watching. 'Have you never seen someone dry their hair before?' he asks catching me off guard
'I, err, oh, you, what?' I stuttered I couldn't help it. He looks at me with those beautiful eyes and grins. Come on Soul man up.
'You where watching me again' he states 'why is that?'
'I don't watch you' he laughs. Kid's hands drop from his head and he starts falling backwards 'Oh shit' I dived forward hoping to catch him but I was unlucky and he slipped out my hands. My dumb luck. Why does that happen to me? Though luckily for Kid and myself, Maka returned at that moment and caught Kid before his head hit the floor
'SOUL YOU IDIOT, WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH HIM' she yelled but luck was on my side for once, her arms where full of Kid so I didn't get the dictionary, but still the whole situation wasn't lucky at all.
'Arrrggh' Kid groaned opening his eyes to Maka's yelling 'Maka you have a very loud voice' I laugh at this which earns me a glare and threatening look
'Are you okay' Maka asks helping him up
'Yes Im fine but can I trouble you for a drink of water' he asks she nods and we sit on the sofa. 'My head is pounding'
'I know the feeling Maka's yell is very loud' I reply, he laughs and closes his eyes I notice his breathing gets deeper. I really should learn not to stare at him but everything about him is too cute and in some way's innocent. 'You're staring again'
'Oh yeah' everything that Stein said in that lesson came true again, my heart quickened and the blood rushed to my face
'Here you go Kid, I'll start putting the stuff away then I'll start dinner okay Soul' she grins and mimes hugs and kisses behind Kid's back this is not helping the colour of my checks go back to normal. Still it could be worse.
'Soul you didn't answer me, why where you staring at me?' I think it just got worse
'I, err, the thing is, what Im trying to say, when, why,'
'Who, what, when, why, how. That's not answering me' Damn that Kid, also damn Maka who left me alone with him, also Liz and Patty they just had to leave him stranded.
'I know it isn't I just don't know how to answer that' I look anywhere but directly at him. I think Kid and Stein both own bits of my dignity 'oh look outside it's stop raining you can go now' I can't help enjoying myself as I pushed him out the door and thrusting his jacket in his hands before I shut the door behind him. So Im no longer a cool guy, that doesn't mean I can't become the chicken guy?
'I swear to god Kid' I hear Liz yelling 'you're too thin' Maka and I head towards the yelling and fine Liz smacking the hell out of Kid who was once again unconscious.
'Is that why he keeps fainting?' Maka asks what Im thinking, he really is thin a bit too thin and when I pushed him out the door I could feel his ribs
'We don't know why yet but he swears blind that the doctor said he's in the healthy weight section' Liz gave him one last slap and he woke up 'the dumb idiot thought it would be fun to faint when we were near a table so naturally when he fell he just had to knock everything off the table as well as smashing a mirror used by his own father'
Maka and I start laughing as Kid came too properly and blushed 'its' not my fault'
'Shouldn't you four be in class?' once again my stalker interrupted us
'Kid fainted again and I was helping them' Liz answered while pulling Kid off the floor
'We were going to the Death room for some details for our next extracurricular lesson' Maka shrugged and we, thankfully, got away from Stein.
The mission was an easy one, locate the kishin and get back to the academy but with the way my luck was going things weren't going to be that easy.
My head is pounding what the hell happened? Did Maka hit me? The last thing I can remember is fighting the kishin and then nothing. Oh god a cool guy like me got beat by a dude who looks like he had an allergic reaction to something and inflated to the size of a golf course and swallowed a clown with rabies. I want to open my eyes but they feel so heavy, oh that's just great Im hungry again. Do I ever get a break?
The world seems so bright when I do eventually open my eyes. 'Morning Soul' I turn over to see Kid smiling at me
'Morning Kid' I slid up and I find another new scar running from the top of my right shoulder to the left side of my back 'can you tell me why I don't have a top on and why are you here?'
'Im here because I fainted and hit my head also you don't have a top on because Stein was the one to stitch you up and you know what he's like' Kid shrugged and grinned
'Oh god no' all I could think of was my stalker with a grin the size of Death City 'that perv' I muttered under my breath curse that Stein
'I think he was too lazy to put one on you' Kid said. Oh crap he must have heard me, now he thinks I think Stein's a pervert. He is but everyone doesn't need to know.
'Okay, I don't see a lump on your head did it go down' I changed the subject quickly getting off the topic that scares me
'The lump is on the left side of my head' I don't know why but he seems rather annoyed but not in the sense of "I have a lump on my head Im going to look ugly" but nothing can make Kid look ugly he's too adorable to be even considered ugly.
'It can't be that big or I would be able to see it' I now wish that I hadn't said that. Kid throw himself to the floor and started beating the floor as well as hitting himself repeatedly round his head.
'Im an abomination. Im garbage, asymmetrical garbage. Why couldn't I land flat on my back? I should die'
I smile to myself he looks so cute when he's having his little symmetrical tantrum but I really didn't want to hear it now. My head is killing me and only Patty and Liz can shut him up. So I shut him the only way I could think of. Well I didn't think I just did. I swooped down and kissed him. His lips where as soft as silk against my own chewed ones. His lips were like the only things with a bit of meat on them. Hang on Im KISSING KID and the best thing that comes to mind is meat? WHAT THE HELL. Moving on. I can feel him stiffen and then it comes to me. OH SHIT, IMKISSING DEATH THE MOTHER FUCKING KID. Pull back idiot, good his smell, taste and innocence is like a drug to me. I want more. No stop now Soul, your starting to sound like a sappy vampire movie that Maka watches. I manage to drag myself away from Kid with the help of the bed's leg.
'Soul' he gasped and blushed, his face made my heart break a little, he looked so defenceless
'I am so sorry Kid' I stood up and walked out. Now I feel more like twat for leaving Kid without an explanation. Way to go Soul.
Monday comes around quickly and it's been a crazy few days. For one I got yelled at by both Mira and Maka for leaving without their permission then I get yelled at by Stein because I might have ruined his "beautiful work" on my back, but hey at least I match on both sides now. Oh no, I did not just say that. Damn it now Im thinking of Kid and his lips. Just great now Im wondering how Kid gets his lips so soft. STOP THINKING ABOUT KID'S LIPS AND WHAT I WOULD DO TO HIM NEXT. SERIOUSLY STOP SOUL. Right Im calm now, time to brave school.
'Hey Soul how are you' Black Star and I high five and I give a shrug in response
'Glad to have you back Kid's been completely out of it for ages' Liz said giving me a small smile
'Really what's up with him?' I ask trying my best to use my laid back tone
'That's none of your concern right now Soul, you lot better get to class' Stein muttered behind me ONCE AGAIN. We wander towards our next class but I was stopped by a strong pale hand which lead back to Stein. 'I want a word Soul' I nod and follow Stein towards an empty classroom. 'This will do nicely'
'What for?' I act cool but Im scared of what he's going to do
'I want to talk remember' he smiles and sits back on the desk
'Then talk' I am not in the mood for Stein I want to know what's wrong with Kid
'It's about Kid' I look up snapping my neck in the process, his expression isn't a good one 'he's been out of it lately like Liz said, I can trace this behaviour back to when you where both together in the care of Mira and myself. I also remember you walking/running out in a state of shock, can you tell me what happened'
I look back at the floor, so it is my fault Kid's acting strange. My head blames Stein for commenting about it in the first place but my heart tells me I've confused or scared the young shinigami. 'I did something to upset him'
'What was it exactly?' he just had to ask
'I, err, kind of, err, what it was,' here I go again
'Soul you can tell me' Stein interrupted 'it won't go further than this room trust me'
'Professor Stein' Maka yelled barging in panting from running
'What is it Maka' Stein turned to her pushing his glasses back up his nose
'It's Kid, he fainted again but he banged his head on the corner of the wall. He's bleeding' Maka cried and ran back out with Stein following close behind her. I know I should follow but Im to crowdedly, so I just stand there staring at the place where Maka told me that my perfectly symmetrical shinigami Kid is bleeding. I always look after my friends but I can't even do that. Because Kid isn't a friend to me. He's more and I scared him off made a complete idiot out of myself.
'Soul' a voice called from the door, great never mind ghosts Stein's came back to haunt me 'come on he's asking for you'
'Why me'
'He wants to ask you something about symmetry' I look up to see Stein grinning maybe a 2 or 3 grin, but somewhere in it there's something that looks sort of nice.
'What that he's pissed off fainting asymmetrically?' I joke and run towards the person Im going to make mine. No matter what now. I've decided it's going to be one of my life long goals. There's only three but Im proud of them.
1. Become a Death Scythe
2. Beat the shit out of Stein for getting me into this mess
And 3. Make that idiot who hardly eats a thing and is obsessed with symmetry MINE.