{ITS EMMA FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL AND THE GANG AFTER SAYING BYE IS STILL LOOKING DREAMINGLY AT THE SCHOOL GATE}

Joey : " I told you........ I am not looking at the hot teacher. "

Chandler : " And I am not looking at that pigeon."

Ross : " And I am not looking at that .......... that ....yes that geek over there."

Monica: " Have you all gone blind?"

Phoebe: " I once got blind too and Dr. Tokinosho cured me. I think I still have his number."

Rachel : " I cant hear what you all are saying. Its so wonderful..Emma and her first day at school."

Chandler : " Welcome to the land of deaf and blind."

Ross: " I remember my first day at school too."

Monica: " You wet your pants that day."

Ross : " No .. I didnt."

Chandler : " There's only one way to find out. Come with me in my time machine."

Joey : " Or..I am about to audition for a game show : " The Moment of Truth." They strap you with a truth detector and ask you weird questions. Ross can be the first participant and we will ask him about his first day at school."

Chandler : " Thats not a truth detector. Thats a lie detector."

Ani : " In Ross's case the show would have to be called " The Moment of Toilet."

{AFTER A REALLY LONG PERIOD OF SILENCE AND SHOCK}

Ross : " Who are you again."

Phoebe : " He is my ex-boyfriend. He was in the movie the X-men."

Joey : " No..he was'nt."

Mike : " Phoebe..you never told me about him."

Ani: " You should'nt worry man. I am totally over Pheebs. I even tried to erase the tattoo of her boobs from my shoulders."

Ross : " You have a tattoo of her boobs."

Monica : " I thought that tattoo was for breast cancer awareness programme."

Mike : " Can I see the tattoo on your back pheebs ? Coz now I suspect thats something else and certainly not a ........................"

Rachel : " Come on Mike...thats just a tattoo."

Monica : " Thats nothing."

Mike : " Easy for you to say. What if Chandler had a tattoo of someone's boobs. "

Joey : " He already has three nipples. Why would he want two more?"

Ross : " Do you know what did the teacher said about Emma ? That she is magic."

Joey : " That hot teacher is in Emma's class. Wow."

Rachel : " And MAGIC is short for Most Attractive Girl In Class."

Ani : " If Pheebs were magic , I would be Harry Potter."

Mike : " Get away from her."

Pheebs : " I still have got it . Two men are fighting for me. YAY."

Ani : " May the better man win."

Mike : " I already won. I married her."

Ani : " We will see."

THIS IS JUST HOW IT ALL BEGAN.

SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW.