Disclaimer: I do not own this or any songs made by
Linkin Park. Oy vey. I don't own Final Fantasy
either.
The Story:
Everyone's invited - even the villians - to
a Final Fantasy 7 Karaoke Party aboard the
Highwind, and each person sings his or her
own versions of famous (or infamous) songs!
First up is Don Corneo!
[In the End; Slim Fast Remix]
The music video fades in with an obese man
holding up a can of Slim Fast, singing to it -
you might know this man as Don Corneo (or however
you spell it) - and his little henchmen are singing the
rap parts.
"It starts with one
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time that
All I know
Slimness is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch your weight rise to the end of the day
The scale ticks life away
It's so unreal
Couldn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to
Try and diet
I kept everything inside and even though I tried it all hung out
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried
"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
The scales should fall!
I shoulda lost it all!
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
"One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was some fat monstrosity,
Remembering all the times you've fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But I'm obese now, always
Fatter still!
You kept everything inside and even though I tried it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried
"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
The scales should fall
I shoulda lost it all!
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
"I put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know
"I put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
The scales should fall
I shoulda lost it all!
But in the end
You only made me faaaatter!
Linkin Park. Oy vey. I don't own Final Fantasy
either.
The Story:
Everyone's invited - even the villians - to
a Final Fantasy 7 Karaoke Party aboard the
Highwind, and each person sings his or her
own versions of famous (or infamous) songs!
First up is Don Corneo!
[In the End; Slim Fast Remix]
The music video fades in with an obese man
holding up a can of Slim Fast, singing to it -
you might know this man as Don Corneo (or however
you spell it) - and his little henchmen are singing the
rap parts.
"It starts with one
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time that
All I know
Slimness is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch your weight rise to the end of the day
The scale ticks life away
It's so unreal
Couldn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to
Try and diet
I kept everything inside and even though I tried it all hung out
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried
"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
The scales should fall!
I shoulda lost it all!
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
"One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was some fat monstrosity,
Remembering all the times you've fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But I'm obese now, always
Fatter still!
You kept everything inside and even though I tried it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried
"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
The scales should fall
I shoulda lost it all!
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
"I put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know
"I put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
You only made me fatter!
The scales should fall
I shoulda lost it all!
But in the end
You only made me faaaatter!